All of a sudden I have an urge to put my thang in your hoo hoo

 
act i
"Damn she is all kinda fine!" said the slick horny toad
Jumpin' over the citified moon to get a new piece of o'
The sky now in view with his glasses tinted all the way
A pimp in a green suit shinin' bling as the light of day...
  
act ii  
"So my dear what brings you here to the southwest?"  
A tall drink of water did exclaim with no inside jest  
"Oh but baby don't you need a drink of me instead?"
As the curvy cocktail glass sashayed and spilled lest...
 
act iii
A rock-biter meets girl Rockette in never-ending storyland
His father hired a bar mitzvah band with a shiny new van
He rubbed his stones on her harden love with sexy intent
But lost his keys in the cottage cheese thus had to lament...
 
act iv
So... the proton sent a text to the electron asking for a date
Then like lightning across the sky, she accepted with no haste
They walked the edge of the atomic structure to find a place
And nine months later a neutron burst forth without a chase...