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DON'T HATE JADE...
Because she's pretty, and she’s hot,
Unless you’re feeling otherwise.
Don't get me wrong, I'm with you lot,
She often makes my pressure rise.
She doesn’t care how much it costs
To get her dream house on the hill
And have it filled with all she wants,
To never pay, and have it still.
She'll do most anything but trip
To have her pockets full of cash.
She loves to hold it in her grip
When sleight of hand will take your stash.
Of stacks & stacks of crisp greenback,
Of Lincolns, every dollar per.
For selfishness, Jade has the knack
'Cause after all it's meant for her.
I won’t apologies, I'm through!
She'll swipe what's not nailed down for dough,
She needs the cash much more than you,
But don’t tell her I told you so!
Copyright©️Jade Pandora 2018. All Rights Reserved.
Unless you’re feeling otherwise.
Don't get me wrong, I'm with you lot,
She often makes my pressure rise.
She doesn’t care how much it costs
To get her dream house on the hill
And have it filled with all she wants,
To never pay, and have it still.
She'll do most anything but trip
To have her pockets full of cash.
She loves to hold it in her grip
When sleight of hand will take your stash.
Of stacks & stacks of crisp greenback,
Of Lincolns, every dollar per.
For selfishness, Jade has the knack
'Cause after all it's meant for her.
I won’t apologies, I'm through!
She'll swipe what's not nailed down for dough,
She needs the cash much more than you,
But don’t tell her I told you so!
Copyright©️Jade Pandora 2018. All Rights Reserved.
Written by
Jade-Pandora
(jade tiger)
Published 12th Feb 2018
| Edited 30th Mar 2018
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Re. DON'T HATE JADE...
12th Feb 2018 3:54pm
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Ah, thank you, Lil’! I had so much fun with this one, and I hope you can make the connection of the theme with the preview photo that goes with it.😆😁😜
Re. DON'T HATE JADE...
12th Feb 2018 5:27pm
Phew! Lucky I have no money :) This is either a wonderful parody or a very frank revelation. Brava!
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Re: Re. DON'T HATE JADE...
20th Feb 2018 9:21am
Heheh... well since our little sidebar chat, you know exactly what it is, and your sense of humor could parry-thrust with the best of someone with the same sense of humor... like moi! *tee hee*
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20th Feb 2018 9:23am
LOLOL omg tommy-tommy... you know how much I LOVE that cat, and how happy it makes me when I know how much you love it too... and when we hear each other laughing with such glee!
Re. DON'T HATE JADE...
13th Feb 2018 00:51am
I love the imagery evoked by your poem, Jade...made me think of someone I know. Made me giggle. Good read.
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Re: Re. DON'T HATE JADE...
20th Feb 2018 9:24am
((((hugs her gracious sister))))
That makes me feel so happy that something I've written makes you giggle! Thank you dearest for sharing with me! <3
That makes me feel so happy that something I've written makes you giggle! Thank you dearest for sharing with me! <3
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Anonymous
13th Feb 2018 4:05am
Jealousy is one thing, but when it crosses to envy it can be a danger and flat out wicked. This poem spoke well of that and was also a very fun read all together. skills!
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20th Feb 2018 9:27am
Oh my, thank you so much, Jeffrey... I'm glad the poem speaks to you in a number of ways, including the "fun" part... especially the "fun" part!
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Anonymous
14th Feb 2018 6:40pm
Writing to the prompt 'selfish' i'd say you knocked this one out of the park.
I really like the attitude and sass in this one. Nice work Jade.
I really like the attitude and sass in this one. Nice work Jade.
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Re: Re. DON'T HATE JADE...
20th Feb 2018 9:28am
Ohh thank you so much, dear Ani, for sharing with me. You've taken on the spirit intended in my ink perfectly! ((((hugs))))
(apologies for my late reply...)
(apologies for my late reply...)
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Anonymous
20th Feb 2018 12:10pm
you're welcome :)
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Re. DON'T HATE JADE...
17th Feb 2018 5:29am
So basically don't hate Jade because one would hate to be in her shoes anyways. Having to resort to desperate measures to not go broke.
Despite the rather depressing and real topic that many people do suffer from, it was an entertaining read.
Well done!
Despite the rather depressing and real topic that many people do suffer from, it was an entertaining read.
Well done!
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20th Feb 2018 9:32am
Yes indeed, dear Luna, that's what a parody is about, digging into a social festering sore to ferret out & expose the problem while attempting to give the readers a spoonful of honey with the moral medicine to help the cure go down. And thank you for coming in for a read, and sharing your thoughts with me. <3
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22nd Feb 2018 1:16am