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hOT sEX wITH gRANDMAaah
I met an old granny
from deepest Dundee
she danced to the bedroom
as fit as a flea
When I jiggled her titties
she groaned like a goose
so I tore off her bloomers
and sucked up the juice
She wailed, I am ready
for full intercourse
then leapt on my cock
and rode like a horse
I asked do you do this
for all the young men
She said not that often
only now and again
Now and again
and again and again
Now and again
only now and again
But granny grew breathless
as she ground down the beef
She said would you mind
if I take out my teeth
I'm afraid I might choke
as your member's so fit
they'll be safe in your navel
and can chew on my clit
Now and again
and again and again
now and again
always now and again
But then came disaster
with my rod like a rock
her gnashers went wild
and they bit off my cock
Now and again
and again and again
now and again
always now and again
So please heed this lesson
I've learned to my cost
Send your granny for check-ups
and always use floss
Not now and again
never now and again
not now and again
never now and again
Published 19th Sep 2011
| Edited 28th Mar 2016
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19th Sep 2011 10:29am
19th Sep 2011 10:38am
19th Sep 2011 10:44am
i suppose i should leave a proper comment if i'm commenting at all. haha, ok, i actually loved the sing-song repetition of the "Now and again"s, though the images may never be erased from my mind!
though you slay me, i will still read everything you post. :D
though you slay me, i will still read everything you post. :D
19th Sep 2011 10:47am
Thanks.
When I'm a bit wasted I find the Benny Hill style works for me on Monday mornings.
When I'm a bit wasted I find the Benny Hill style works for me on Monday mornings.
19th Sep 2011 12:03pm
too funny; I agree with Jesta-- I like the sing-songiness. Reminds me of a joke about looking up grandma's skirt and seeing chapped lips. Traumatizing but hilarious!
19th Sep 2011 6:37pm
Now that would be just too gross to put in a poem.
Appreciate your feedback.
Best ~ Abra
Appreciate your feedback.
Best ~ Abra
Anonymous
26th Oct 2011 3:34pm
Thats the funniest thing eva,
I've sprayed pepsi all over the damn monitor....
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I've sprayed pepsi all over the damn monitor....
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26th Oct 2011 5:41pm
Stiff biting metaphor!
A poem that cries out to be read again and again and again.
(on my reading list; thank the cat for me)
A poem that cries out to be read again and again and again.
(on my reading list; thank the cat for me)
27th Oct 2011 7:57am
Maybe Grandma-aaah could resuscitate that dead frog you keep hidden under your hat, Raybo?
