Lost Cause

 
 
 
Men have lost their marbles  
they're doing the craziest things  
Loosing their minds  
in a real world  
and hurting offspring  
 
Men have lost their marbles  
Ask the shrinks  
what they think  
They just shrug their shoulders  
looking at the numbers
in the pool  
Suggest the law  
might be a better bet
Divorce a better tool  
 
Woman have lost their giving  
only want to get  
It's like they have a mission  
to be treated right  
Smile a second  
before the next big fight  
 
Woman have lost their giving  
expecting flowers everynight  
Looking for manners  
the gentle heart  
Ask the shrinks  
what they think  
They just shrug their shoulders  
looking at numbers
in the pool  
Suggest that knees  
are all they need
Wth lips around the marbles  
hands upon his tool  
 
 
People are completely nuts  
should be admitted in white  
She won't shag  
her hubby tonight  
but cry when someone might

People are completely nuts  
should be admitted in white  
He won't buy perfume tonight  
Someone else will make him right  
 
Men need sex
they can not get  
women need pamper and spoils  
The world would be a better place  
if we dropped
and gave some head  
in exchange for  
barter that  
she wanted fed
(And awoke in a unmade bed)