Who is the sexiest female in DUP – Crimsin (Unveiling)

 
It’s Hard

Difficult question
Difficult to answer
Dangerous to choose
Chose and you lose
Regardless of your choice
Choose one of them
What about the rest
As disappointment
Leads to hate
All of a sudden
Your poetry is shite
Nobody comments
Positively anymore
You end up
On the shit list
Even from the person
You picked – WTF?
Cause women band together
Like birds of a feather
You offend one
You offend all
And overnight
You’re a sexist pig
A Misogynist
A shallow fool
With a small penis
Or no penis
And no brain
A lad insane
Anyway if push
Came to shove
Id put on a dress
Slap on some make up
Actually a lot of make up
Some fishnet pantyhose
Stiletto heels
And a high hair wig
Then there would be
No competition
The sexiest female
In the DUP
Would be me

I feel under the gun
To choose only one
In that circumstance
With my hand on my pants
I would choose Crimsin
Sweet Brenda
A master poet
A true wordsmith
Dark and mysterious
Writes erotic good
Sometimes gives me wood
No that’s an achievement
But it’s not just that
I feel a connection
In joy and sadness
Goodness and badness
I don’t know what she looks like
I don’t have to know
She is the full package
And this impotent old fool
Thinks she’s oh so sexy