Truth and Lies - The sexiest man on DUP comp

The sexiest man on DUP comp = David_Macleod

The sexiest male on DUP
That’s easier than easy
Well of course it’s me!
I know that it sounds cheesy
But its true

I am sex on a stick
I’m definitely male
Of course I have a dick
And it’s not for sale
It’s true

I am tall dark and handsome
I drive the ladies wild
I luv sex and I’ve had some
They are easily beguiled
And it’s true

I could tempt a nun to fail
Break her vows and misbehave
Wouldn’t matter if she’s stale
It’s my body she would crave
Honest it’s true

Truth is a strange event
Lying is so easy
Especially on the internet
Where everything is sleazy
Nothing here is true

I’ve been cut off at the knees
I cannot stalk or linger
I cannot grab or seize
At a push I can just finger
That’s no lie

In my open neck shirt
Exposing hair like a pornstar
I just might attempt to flirt
Flexing my cabg chest scar
Not lying now

You are oh so safe from me
There is nought for you to munch on
I am impotent you see
I possess a jelly truncheon
I cannot tell a lie

If sexy equals safe, I’m your man
I am certainly a bit of eye candy
Disappointment will spoil your plan
If you’re expecting to get me all randy
that is so true