Oh, the Sex You'll Have!

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You don't need to take it from me,  
You should try it yourself and see.  
A gem for short and also tall,  
It never needs a battery!  
 
You slip this beauty in between  
Those comely petals fresh & clean,  
Where guaranteed one size fits all  
No matter where, meant for a queen!  
 
And when it comes to oral fun  
This baby knows just how to run.  
Your tongue will show it where to spit,  
In mouth or cunny when you're done!  
 
And last but certainly not least  
To bring the best out in your beast,  
For tight insert, and it won't quit  
In rapid thrust when anal-greased!  
 
 
Update; This placed first in the DUP competition "Erotic Seuss" by public vote; my thanks!  
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