US Presidential Election Blues

Donald has only got one
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty bugger
cut it off when he was small
sold it to the Democrats or NRA
Donald has only got one ball.

Donald, he only had one ball
Saddam, he had two but very small
Stalin had something similar
but poor old Hillary, had no balls at all.

Donald has only got one ball
Hitler's are so very small
Putin's so very similar
lucky Hillary has no balls at all.

"This rotten rhyme is going to ruin my public image
Melania, my Kingdom + Scottish whiskey golf club
for a litigation lawyer, no fifteen, hundred
in the name of Jesus, go to Hell"
- on behalf of Dagobert Duck, the Donald.

Footnote - There's absolutely no conclusive evidence
for the statements in this poetry, it's merely fiction,
poem is based on: Hitler has only got one ball, in:
Seedy songs and rotten rhymes, 1954.