Is It Weird?

Is it weird...
some of my best ideas
come to me in the shower?

Is it weird ;
I wash my hair twice a day
and brush it for an hour?

Is it weird,
I'm tired through the day
and wide awake all night?

And is it strange
that I'm afraid of birds
and insects that take flight?

I bet you also think it's weird
that I don't eat much meat

I'm sure you also find it queer
I'm wierded out by feet

Well all these foolish notions, here
are getting out of hand

Might catch me wearing flip-flops, but
that don't make me less a man

So what if it should bother you
that I won't cut my hair

The way you jump to judgement, here
it really isn't fair

You try to tell me what to do
as if you're trying to help

But if you want to fix something
you should start with yourself