Childish Pleasures

 
They stole a bike him and his twin brother
Then got caught by the owner’s mother
She boxed their ears, sent them home
They told their mum, had a moan
Mother said you pair are dumb
Just wait until your granny’s come
Granny threw them over her knee
A powerful mighty woman she
Ripped down their trousers arse’s bare
Slapped them both with equal share
Red of arse and redder faces
Pulled up pants restored their braces
That was a bad thing you two done
For god’s sake grow up your forty one!