The Norm

Yo yo, here I am, here I am
Don't you want to be my man?
Take me out to ballads and things
Be only mines, no need for flings
I'm a disaster waiting to happen
Tell me, could I make it rapping?
I'm the greatest this side of Nicki
Take me to Disney to meet Mickey
Slap him in the face for being corny
2am and I'm feeling a little stormy
Please assure me of your intent
To be mines till the end of lament
Who else can I rely on if not for you?
No worries, if you betray I can't sue
All I can do is give you 5 fingers
Across your face like famous singers
I'm the pretty girl but I'm vicious too
Cook you up like stew, I'm no fool
Come at me if you want to meet rude
Ravishing is this lady, call me crude
Goodbye to y'all, I'm heading home
Peace pipes for all painted chrome
In the valley you will find me all alone
Plotting my escape from the norm.