Order for two

Saw this girl crossing Kearney,  
a sexy style all her own.  
Though no doubt, the clothes were cheap.
But not on her.  
Somehow, this chick, in her 5 dollar shoes walked liked petals should be tossed at her feet.  
Head high, tits forward, and with such purpose.  
And hell, she was just going to the  chinese place across the street.
Suddenly i got real hungry for wontons.  
And let me tell you,
Was wellll worth the buck fifty to hear her speak.
"I'd like sum hawt n sour soup 'n a orda of crayub rayngooon y'all. Purty purty puleeez."  
Ha! Her voice was like candy,  a drawl like molasis, it was so sexy southern suhweet.  
At that moment, i felt myself looking down this sweet things curves, like she was a piece of god damn meat!  
So i say, "hey doll, i want rangoon too, but i really cant eat 8.  
How bout splittin an order it would be on me, please, i'd love to treat?"
And when we made eye contact!  
Oh yeah, she was down.  
Was gonna fuck her till we were both weak.  
She says "Wayul oh my gawsh, you're justa bout the best thang my little ol sayulf could meet!"
I say "Doll, youve got that right. How bout chinese to go, and gettin a hotel suite?"  
I swear she actually batted her eyes and said to me coyly "Ain't got no where else to be!"
I Checked us in, and by the time i got to the room, this chick was naked from lovely head to purrrfucked feet!  
My god she was stunning, a yummy curved body and a plump llittle pussy that was shaved bare and just beggin to be eat.
She jumped into bed, jumped right in after her and we licked, sucked and humped like two howling kittens in heat!  
So i guess my friends, the moral of the story, i highly recomend the crab rangoon for two at Jade east.