Mine Ass...

I seeth thou thither sir, with brown on thy lips
Goeth whence thou came, I prayeth thee
Fie! I cannot stand the very sight of thy face
I respectfully request thou puteth thy facial epid'rmis
To this fecal matter deposit'ry system of mine
Thou act liketh a coward 'ere me
Thou canst handle mine confrontation of thy lies
Thou wilt be nastiest when mine back is turn'd
Removeth thyself from mine eyes
'Ere i taketh up cudgel and smite thee.
Thou thinketh ye are awesome, confident in thy bias
Pardon me, dost this anus smelleth like chloroform
I believe thou shouldst removeth thyself from mine business
'Ere i knocketh thy ass into the dirt thou crawl'd out of
I believe thy company wouldst be bett'r appreciat'd elsewh're.
Thou thinketh that ye are grandiose, nay faults, p'rfection
Thou can kisseth mine ass. Nay the left side,
Nor  the right,  but cent'r placeth thy lips
Ye are the conceit'd arse, the th'rn in mine side
I desire thy agonizingly delay'd decapitation
Ripeth off thine head and defecate into thy gullet
Fie! I wantest thy head upon a pike!
Engage in oral exchanges with mine rectal oriface.
Bendeth o'er and osculate mine petite derrière
I shall standeth upon a chair so thou mayest salute mine posterior.
D'embrasser mon cul, Besarme el culo,
Plain English?
KISS MY ASS!