Holy Crap

 Well, not many know this,
but on the first Easter morn
the story is nothin' like that one
when Jesus Christ was born.

There was a bunny diggin'
cuz that's what bunnies do
when they're not busy nibblin' or
havin' threeway hoppity screws.

Poor bunny dug up Jesus
from his resurrection nap.
His poor heart nearly stopped
and he pooped a few bunny craps.

Well, Jesus brushed the dirt off,
saw fur tremblin' at his feet.
"Aww bunny, those smell real bad,
lemme work them up a treat."

He passed his hand once over
the green grass with morning dew
where the bunny poops lay stinkin'
and what happened next is true.

Bunny turned and saw an egg,
it left him quite dumbfounded.
It was made of chocolate
with a lovely ribbon round it.

"There," said Jesus, "all sorted.
Happy Easter, go light a candle.
I'll see ya here next year,
same holy time, same channel."









Hope it's worth the lightening bolt up the ass.
I blame Hades - http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/forum/competitions/read/8081/