Wife Complaints

She complains about many of my slovenly habits
After years of hearing the complaints
I have now given her a choice of three options

Honey, you have three choices

A. I did it because I forgot

B. I did it on purpose

C. I did it and I don't give a damn what you think

She chooses none of the above and continues to blame me

Like any normal man, I change the subject

Then we both laugh and move on ...