Mine Cock!   (***Filler / Bad - Ignore!***)

Well, I figured that to commemorate the start of the 2014-15 schooling season, and in this given age of horrendous political correctness protocol, that I ought to just throw it all out the window and be as reckless and immature as possible...

Hence the choosing of this posting!  I was looking at my current page of postings and didn't notice too many "Filler" pieces contained.  I mean I could have kept the serious poetic mettle going for another dozen or so pieces.  But I was getting way too serious, the pressure was too much to keep outperforming the previous postings - and I'm a fool having way too much fun with this site so it doesn't matter.  I have roughly figured it down to about 70 selections of poems for this featured phase, I'll probably only post another 10-15 more from that list before we move along to the next phase, which not conveniently aligning with the start of the school year, is the very phase taken from my briefly spurious academic career.

I mean I could have posted two better poems from that selection of 70, but alas, here we have it, it's been done.  I suppose I'd have to write about my own disreputable body parts at some point, since I do not have a vagina, I am forced to write about a penis.  The title is of the older english theatrical vintage of using the word "mine" in place of "my", and this way it somewhat implicitly resembles a reference to the "Mein Kampf" of a certain disillusioned Austrian ex-artist type who took on a really bad detour towards political career and world domination...

But really, I only like this poem for the two lines,

"Poor herd creature, quicken thy pace!
Glorious-hued fruit, please hide in thy leaves!"

as it pertains to the mein kompf of my personal environmentalist beliefs, in that excessive sexual promiscuity, and thus excessive non-essential caloric burning, is just plain bad for the surrounding natural ecosystem! (An excess of calorie burning causes the need for more nourishment to be ingested, thus the need for more food to be purchased, transported, grown, sprayed, fertilized, and leached out of the sacred soils of the virgin Earth, with all the horrendous CO2 emissions and water quality degradation accompanying the process and so on, you get the loopedy-loop picture of what I am saying with this).  See also my posting entitled "Poor Fishy...", another piece along such theme.

As for bringing Christ into it, that undoubtedly was tasteless and unnecessary, and really proving nothing.  I apologize to those parties affected and offended.  There's nothing shock-value about it, it's just plain dumb - but that's how I wrote it years ago, and I haven't really tweaked it away from that.  So if there's any further work to be done on this, maybe a complete revision of that particular line.

Just keep religion away from your genitalia and you will surely succeed in life!!!  Good Proverb for the night!

(I actually do consider myself to be somewhat Christian, enough to actually enjoy reading "The WatchTower" and "Awake" publications whenever they come my way.  Despite the historical track record of the organized church authority after the official state nationalization of the Christian Religion by Emperor Constantine in the 4rth Century onward, I kind of like the biting words and sharp repose of that curly locked young Jewish Heir and military-political rabble-rouser, who also did some nifty Healing Stuff out on the edges of town, on top of it all, so they say...

One of these days I'll get my intro blurb done up and everything regarding my orientations and leanings will all be cleared up from there... But one of these days I'm going to break, and leave DUP to the filthy dust it is, and set up an account at ChristianMingle...

The other way of looking at this posting is that I recently gained a 6.25% increase in readership following over the week.  So I now declare the following profile policy that whenever I gain a new follower I will purposefully post a horrendously offensive posting!


And finally, since I did go ahead and post this tasteless piece (although it won't be as bad as when I post a youtube video of slo-mo dirty dancing in a red leather thong waving kitchen implements, ooops, I guess I shouldn't put that out before I actually have committed to it...), that I make the promise to the good DUP Community, that since the Erotic Poems section is such the solid CornerStone of this Site, that I will, at the end of my tenure here, or sometime before then, post an actual seriously poetically imaged erotic poem.  It's the only way to make up for this blemish, and I must be held to it!


(All in all, given my outlandish propensities, it's best that I stay away from the erotic genres as much as possible...)