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Pumping Breast Milk, Airline Snacks, Circling Over Delaware
The pilot comes on
Announcing we are going to circle for 20 minutes
Somewhere over Delaware
And then the monitors on the back of the seats
Lose their signal
It's 4 days before the anniversary of 9/11
And I'm saying WTF ?
All I can think about is
I've already eaten my free bag of Terra Chips
And I should have asked for an extra serving of Pop Corners
So, there we are are, up in the heavens
Circling over Wilmington in a holding pattern
And I'm starting to think the worst
Why did they black out the monitors ?
What if something happened on the ground at my airport ?
Why wasn't I greedy and asked for multiple snacks ?
And why is the woman next to me, taking out all these plastic tubes ?
It turns out she was pumping breast milk in the aisle seat
Discreetly as the day is long
Using our circling time for a better cause than worry
And probably not thinking about anything
other than feeding her new baby
Youth scores again
We old goats are hanging on
What we have is diminishing
But we sure as hell want to keep the dance party rolling
The pilot came on in 15 minutes
and said all was clear
He gunned it to LaGuardia
A few minutes over schedule
All quiet over the western front
Announcing we are going to circle for 20 minutes
Somewhere over Delaware
And then the monitors on the back of the seats
Lose their signal
It's 4 days before the anniversary of 9/11
And I'm saying WTF ?
All I can think about is
I've already eaten my free bag of Terra Chips
And I should have asked for an extra serving of Pop Corners
So, there we are are, up in the heavens
Circling over Wilmington in a holding pattern
And I'm starting to think the worst
Why did they black out the monitors ?
What if something happened on the ground at my airport ?
Why wasn't I greedy and asked for multiple snacks ?
And why is the woman next to me, taking out all these plastic tubes ?
It turns out she was pumping breast milk in the aisle seat
Discreetly as the day is long
Using our circling time for a better cause than worry
And probably not thinking about anything
other than feeding her new baby
Youth scores again
We old goats are hanging on
What we have is diminishing
But we sure as hell want to keep the dance party rolling
The pilot came on in 15 minutes
and said all was clear
He gunned it to LaGuardia
A few minutes over schedule
All quiet over the western front
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Re: Pumping Breast Milk, Airline Snacks, Circling Over Delaware
8th Sep 2014 2:10pm
Re: Pumping Breast Milk, Airline Snacks, Circling Over Delaware
8th Sep 2014 2:19pm
Re: Pumping Breast Milk, Airline Snacks, Circling Over Delaware
can't stop laughing....
shit Poet you crack me up....
I've another flight in December...flying Cathay...
I'm tempted to look at their flight path from Hong Kong to Frankfurt...
just to see if i should be worried or not...
we seem so protected down here... :)
shit Poet you crack me up....
I've another flight in December...flying Cathay...
I'm tempted to look at their flight path from Hong Kong to Frankfurt...
just to see if i should be worried or not...
we seem so protected down here... :)
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re: Re: Pumping Breast Milk, Airline Snacks, Circling Over Delaware
9th Sep 2014 00:00am
Re: Pumping Breast Milk, Airline Snacks, Circling Over Delaware
8th Sep 2014 11:52pm
Aaawww I can relate to worrisome scenerio bro.
N I would've asked that woman if she had any milk
to spare lol jk... Loved ur serving of a slice of life :)
N I would've asked that woman if she had any milk
to spare lol jk... Loved ur serving of a slice of life :)
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Re: Pumping Breast Milk, Airline Snacks, Circling Over Delaware
8th Sep 2014 11:58pm
Re: Pumping Breast Milk, Airline Snacks, Circling Over Delaware
9th Sep 2014 1:52am
Nice pause for thought!
Another day in the eyes of Poe!
Enjoyed my friend ")
Broomie Xo
Another day in the eyes of Poe!
Enjoyed my friend ")
Broomie Xo
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Re: Pumping Breast Milk, Airline Snacks, Circling Over Delaware
9th Sep 2014 2:48am
Re: Pumping Breast Milk, Airline Snacks, Circling Over Delaw
9th Sep 2014 3:54am
I dont miss that at all, holding patterns, layovers, delays or cancellations! roadtrip ! who wants to go ? Enjoyed.
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Re: Pumping Breast Milk, Airline Snacks, Circling Over Delaware
9th Sep 2014 4:27am
Re: Pumping Breast Milk, Airline Snacks, Circling Over Delaware
9th Sep 2014 9:54am
Granite, luv :-* ~
I find myself feeling for the woman in this write of yours. :-p Pumping breast milk, sometimes I wanted to throw that thing out a window, although it beat the non-mechanized one all to hell! Breastfeeding was a marvel, but pumping, meh...
Still, I'm extremely delighted you, especially, and everyone else aboard the flight are back safely, luv. :-*
I find myself feeling for the woman in this write of yours. :-p Pumping breast milk, sometimes I wanted to throw that thing out a window, although it beat the non-mechanized one all to hell! Breastfeeding was a marvel, but pumping, meh...
Still, I'm extremely delighted you, especially, and everyone else aboard the flight are back safely, luv. :-*
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Re: Pumping Breast Milk, Airline Snacks, Circling Over Delaware
9th Sep 2014 11:44am
Re: Pumping Breast Milk, Airline Snacks, Circling Over Delaware
10th Sep 2014 5:54pm
I do not miss the leaking nipples! She had to do it, pump her breast; you have no idea how painful hot and inflamed your boobs get. She would be screaming at you to get the milk out, if she didnt pump."Just a heads up for you next time".
Your poem had so much raw humor I needed to laugh at reality thank you ♥
Your poem had so much raw humor I needed to laugh at reality thank you ♥
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Re: Pumping Breast Milk, Airline Snacks, Circling Over Delaware
10th Sep 2014 6:06pm
Re: Pumping Breast Milk, Airline Snacks, Circling Over Delaware
21st Mar 2015 11:32pm
PTSD anyone? Seriously. I would be fucked if I lived in NY when 9/11 happened.
Way to turn it around. Like.
Way to turn it around. Like.
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Re: Pumping Breast Milk, Airline Snacks, Circling Over Delaware
21st Mar 2015 11:52pm