"X/Y"

  The differences between X and Y are many
No microscope needed, evidence aplenty

Most women seek a man to have forever
Most men seek a woman who refuses never

Most women dream of a cute cottage
with the white picket fence
Or the beautiful bungalow
just steps away from the beach

Most men dwell on fast cars, bikes or big trucks
Hotties or big animals, each with mighty racks
A widescreen TV of the largest format
and a remote that controls the whole damn house

Most women dream of long walks, holding hands
Most men think of tight asses, fuck while she stands

Most women wish to shop, read or watch a teary flick
Most men crave nice tits on a gal who knows how to suck dick

Most women are emotionally sensitive
especially after reaching their sexual peak
Most men don't give a good shit
Pound it, throat her 'til she can't speak

The list goes on and on, far too many for this rhyme
Hell, for most men, they'll never read down to this line

Yes, for most, the contrast is immense
And we are expected to be together, forever
Makes no logical sense