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sensa
It seemed like a whole year was wasted,
being irritated at these people inflating and deflating
Try Sensa, get a free months supply
then you read the fine print and you have to return the
unused portion and pay for what did get used
and fight for hours over the telephone to get
your name off of the automatic billing of your credit card
Well, it is all gone, as fast as it came
it went
So I googled for some news about what happened,
and what happened, is first the state of California
won a lawsuit against them for 900,000 dollars
regarding deceptive advertising,
which is peanuts, but then the next whammy was the
Feds stepped in and fined them 24.5 million dollars
which is starting to be some real cash
Plus, they are not allowed to advertise until they submit two
'real' studies showing evidence of weight loss.
You see, the studies they touted, were run by the company itself,
and did not follow scientific protocol. They also advertised
that they actually did have a 'peer reviewed' study in a certain scientific journal, but that scientific journal, in court , stated nope, they dont have any articles printed by us!
Well, just in case you are wondering how you can now enjoy the internet again, without fat people shrinking into sleek bodies,
the answer is 'Obama Did it'
being irritated at these people inflating and deflating
Try Sensa, get a free months supply
then you read the fine print and you have to return the
unused portion and pay for what did get used
and fight for hours over the telephone to get
your name off of the automatic billing of your credit card
Well, it is all gone, as fast as it came
it went
So I googled for some news about what happened,
and what happened, is first the state of California
won a lawsuit against them for 900,000 dollars
regarding deceptive advertising,
which is peanuts, but then the next whammy was the
Feds stepped in and fined them 24.5 million dollars
which is starting to be some real cash
Plus, they are not allowed to advertise until they submit two
'real' studies showing evidence of weight loss.
You see, the studies they touted, were run by the company itself,
and did not follow scientific protocol. They also advertised
that they actually did have a 'peer reviewed' study in a certain scientific journal, but that scientific journal, in court , stated nope, they dont have any articles printed by us!
Well, just in case you are wondering how you can now enjoy the internet again, without fat people shrinking into sleek bodies,
the answer is 'Obama Did it'
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