christmas sex might be the best sex

beaten, bloody, and broken
it's all about how you start
I'm changing the batteries
in a remote control
you're spilling some fucking condiment
on your shirt while eating a sandwich
and reading this shit on your phone
today's for getting fucked
but in a good way
like
I don't hate you
I hope you enjoy this
but I'm still not going to kiss you
I guess what I'm saying is
the holidays bring out the worst in me