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"Don't call me a Playa..."
So many guys try to be cool
running their fake game, the damn fools
That...is just not me
Phony I ain't trying to be
So don't call me a PLAYA
Because...
I DON'T DO pick up lines
...but if I did...
then maybe I'd try...
"Excuse me maam, mind if I sing?
because your beauty just put a song in my heart..."
OR
"Wow, so the rumors are true!
did you know scientific studies show
that exposure to the 'heat from a star'
can give you an 'out of body' experience?"
OR
"No disrepect, but I have to ask you
Is it tough being the 'dream' that dreams are made of?"
As I said, don't call me a Playa
because I don't do pick up lines
I'm just me, and that's what's up! lol
running their fake game, the damn fools
That...is just not me
Phony I ain't trying to be
So don't call me a PLAYA
Because...
I DON'T DO pick up lines
...but if I did...
then maybe I'd try...
"Excuse me maam, mind if I sing?
because your beauty just put a song in my heart..."
OR
"Wow, so the rumors are true!
did you know scientific studies show
that exposure to the 'heat from a star'
can give you an 'out of body' experience?"
OR
"No disrepect, but I have to ask you
Is it tough being the 'dream' that dreams are made of?"
As I said, don't call me a Playa
because I don't do pick up lines
I'm just me, and that's what's up! lol
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Re: "Don't call me a Playa..."
Anonymous
26th Jul 2013 1:23pm
okay then!! LOL
nice work, playa
:-)
nice work, playa
:-)
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re: Re: "Don't call me a Playa..."
26th Jul 2013 1:38pm
Now see didnt I just ask u not to call me that!? lmao jk...
U get away with it becuz u got that fatty n we coolz like dat! lol
Now spark one up n puff puff pass! oh n thankies lol
U get away with it becuz u got that fatty n we coolz like dat! lol
Now spark one up n puff puff pass! oh n thankies lol
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Anonymous
26th Jul 2013 2:45pm
passing...;-) yeah, we cool like dat! :-))))))****
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26th Jul 2013 2:50pm
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26th Jul 2013 2:12pm
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26th Jul 2013 2:30pm
Re: "Don't call me a Playa..."
26th Jul 2013 2:24pm
well uhhhhhhh... since you don't consider yourself a playa...Uhhh... is it okay if I'll borrow these lines?..lol... Slick piece PM...
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re: Re: "Don't call me a Playa..."
26th Jul 2013 2:32pm
Lmao bro. U can be my guest although I'm sure u can ink
much more flow than this... Mad love n respect to u kid :)
much more flow than this... Mad love n respect to u kid :)
Re: "Don't call me a Playa..."
Anonymous
26th Jul 2013 4:25pm
I do love those pickup lines
though...lol!
though...lol!
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re: Re: "Don't call me a Playa..."
27th Jul 2013 3:27am
You my dear are a doll, thank you! I'm happy you enjoyed
this ink n I'm very grateful for ur continued support :)
this ink n I'm very grateful for ur continued support :)
Re: "Don't call me a Playa..."
26th Jul 2013 4:56pm
OK so No playa hmmm... how about.... stoke it, stroke it then smoke it big daddy! lol hahahaha
Red
Red
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re: Re: "Don't call me a Playa..."
27th Jul 2013 3:29am
Lol ur a nut lol but yea call me daddy n that gives u a pass lol
Thank u my sweet one :)
Thank u my sweet one :)
Re: "Don't call me a Playa..."
Anonymous
26th Jul 2013 6:29pm
Lol - I believe you - you would mean those sincerely to everyone you say them to... =P
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re: Re: "Don't call me a Playa..."
Ah now listen to you lol c'mere let ne kiss ya shorty! lol thank u my dear... Happy u liked n appreciate u! :)
Re: "Don't call me a Playa..."
27th Jul 2013 5:54pm
this was whimsical and lighthearted...lol nice to know you don't use pick up lines "but if "you did, you'd have some nice lines in your repertoire :) enjoyed
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re: Re: "Don't call me a Playa..."
27th Jul 2013 7:52pm
Aaaaawwww nah I would slap myself for being
so assuming n arrogant lol... But hey I def. am happy you liked my dear one :)
so assuming n arrogant lol... But hey I def. am happy you liked my dear one :)
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27th Jul 2013 6:17pm
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27th Jul 2013 7:53pm
Thank you! I appreciate your comment sir :) n I will be by ur way as soon as I can to return the favor :)