Submissions by candycrier
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
I believe a poet is born, not made./My limited Erotic Poems edition .is free to DU members.
a simple answer to an often posed philosophical question
question: what is the definition of being and nothingness?
answer: when you blink the eyes
answer: when you blink the eyes
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I'm Taking a Survey
Sexual Happiness is when a girl's personality AND pussy are ONE.
That's when you have the most fun.
How would you rate your girl's pussynality?
scale of 0 to 10.
That's when you have the most fun.
How would you rate your girl's pussynality?
scale of 0 to 10.
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OLD FOLKS AT HOME
She was a hundred and one
but still loved to cum
looking at cartoons by R.Crumb
The Old Man and the See
Is what folks called
the old voyeur prowler at age ninety-three.
So vain was she at ninety-nine
every time she looked in the mirror she called herself "fine"
jiggled her implants so big
and donned another shade of a pubic wig
No teeth only the tongue
is what some girls call grandfatherly fun
the smoothness delicately dancing at their clits
it drives them out of their wits
but still loved to cum
looking at cartoons by R.Crumb
The Old Man and the See
Is what folks called
the old voyeur prowler at age ninety-three.
So vain was she at ninety-nine
every time she looked in the mirror she called herself "fine"
jiggled her implants so big
and donned another shade of a pubic wig
No teeth only the tongue
is what some girls call grandfatherly fun
the smoothness delicately dancing at their clits
it drives them out of their wits
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haiku
a raindrop falls on
a sleeping bug who's jolted
quite flamboyantly
a sleeping bug who's jolted
quite flamboyantly
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ICE CREAM
If you've got a cold you can't taste it
But you can WEAR it in your mouth
You'll love how it fits and feels, makes you want
To parade it against cheeks and jowls and
Anticipate the imminent soothing avalanche
But you can WEAR it in your mouth
You'll love how it fits and feels, makes you want
To parade it against cheeks and jowls and
Anticipate the imminent soothing avalanche
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SEX WORKER
you remove your masks then depart,
in your wake circles like blown bubbles appear pop then disappear
leaving me with the abracadabra
of my own designs
faces and wigs of enticing harlotry i fashion
yet patented by you
your unconscious implorings to my unknown needs and endless desires
in your wake circles like blown bubbles appear pop then disappear
leaving me with the abracadabra
of my own designs
faces and wigs of enticing harlotry i fashion
yet patented by you
your unconscious implorings to my unknown needs and endless desires
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The Surreal Trajectory of a Babe Ruth Homer
hundreds of angels toppled onto a passing pink cloud
in fearful astonishment
as the marching band of
awakened stars wreathed
celebratory lights around a
soaring tight-knit ball
disappearing
into some distant vacancy
a million light years away
in fearful astonishment
as the marching band of
awakened stars wreathed
celebratory lights around a
soaring tight-knit ball
disappearing
into some distant vacancy
a million light years away
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MARSHMALLOWS AND PELVIC CAMPFIRES AT THE HAIKU EROTIC RESTAURANT
Everybody likes to sit back and munch a marshmallow now and then, right?
I mean it's what a lot of us do in the summertime at the beach alongside campfires. I think many of us grew up enjoying those outings.
You see, I was in this reminiscent mood a couple nights ago at the restaurant because it was gonna be my birthday soon and I kept remembering those birthday marshmallow roasts at the beach in my childhood.
Well,in the midst of my going down memory lane, one of our lovely guests interrupted, "I have some marshmallows on me, want some?" I said no thanks,...
I mean it's what a lot of us do in the summertime at the beach alongside campfires. I think many of us grew up enjoying those outings.
You see, I was in this reminiscent mood a couple nights ago at the restaurant because it was gonna be my birthday soon and I kept remembering those birthday marshmallow roasts at the beach in my childhood.
Well,in the midst of my going down memory lane, one of our lovely guests interrupted, "I have some marshmallows on me, want some?" I said no thanks,...
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senryu
forbidden pleasure
is the greatest though always
kept the most secret
is the greatest though always
kept the most secret
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THE MORMON GIRL
she rests on the floor
beside the low abutting table
as she cries into her panties
washing them with her tears
oh, when will it ever end?
she asks herself a thousand times
am i going insane?
what am i to do?
and for what seems a thousand times
she buttons the top button of her dress
over her breasts
then clasps her hands together in prayer,
asking the Heavenly Father for forgiveness
the remembered sight of the town butcher's lower leg
as he bent to pick up her dropped money
it brought her off today
the wriggly...
beside the low abutting table
as she cries into her panties
washing them with her tears
oh, when will it ever end?
she asks herself a thousand times
am i going insane?
what am i to do?
and for what seems a thousand times
she buttons the top button of her dress
over her breasts
then clasps her hands together in prayer,
asking the Heavenly Father for forgiveness
the remembered sight of the town butcher's lower leg
as he bent to pick up her dropped money
it brought her off today
the wriggly...
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A DENTAL GENIE WITH A HAPPY DITTY AND A SMIDGEN OF PITY--City Fantasy
Hear the eee eee eee and the eee eee eep!
black sheep gathered on a curbside street
to blow piccolos from cavities deep
to let jaunty tunes fill the skid row streets.
black sheep gathered on a curbside street
to blow piccolos from cavities deep
to let jaunty tunes fill the skid row streets.
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AMID THE SPOILS
the silver weathervane horse turning turning
from giddyup! wind slaps
atop the greenhouse chatter of
voices spooky and coarse
announcing roses stiff as bark
gardenias stained brown
dahlias of frozen spikes threatening needle marks
irises weeping sticky blue tears
camellias their corollas swollen in black slashed tones
african violets stodgy hunks of colorless kelp
lilies shriveled to mere paper cones
squinchy petals underfoot emitting a sodden bouquet
merriment slayed by some wrongdoing along the way
dare the clouds above assemble for...
from giddyup! wind slaps
atop the greenhouse chatter of
voices spooky and coarse
announcing roses stiff as bark
gardenias stained brown
dahlias of frozen spikes threatening needle marks
irises weeping sticky blue tears
camellias their corollas swollen in black slashed tones
african violets stodgy hunks of colorless kelp
lilies shriveled to mere paper cones
squinchy petals underfoot emitting a sodden bouquet
merriment slayed by some wrongdoing along the way
dare the clouds above assemble for...
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