Submissions by Solomon_Song
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
Published poems so far unpaid. Most poems unpublished. History, Bible, love (romantic/erotic), nakedness main subjects; rhyming captions/messages. Influences: Bible (eg Genesis, Ruth, Song of Songs (inspired user name), and 20th century erotic.
18-30 HOLIDAY BEACH
Lasses in bikinis, lads in Speedos,
Subtly stirring each other’s libidos,
Letting the imagination roam
To do what they wouldn’t do at home.
Lasses sometimes shed bikini tops
Where they won’t get picked up by the cops.
Lack of preparatory information
Fosters behaviour to disgrace their home nation.
Both sexes get drunk, even fight,
Fornicate or skinny-dip at night.
Others end up next morn in police station,
Caught in al fresco fornication.
Most sensible ones just want to dance
And stay indoors for holiday romance.
Subtly stirring each other’s libidos,
Letting the imagination roam
To do what they wouldn’t do at home.
Lasses sometimes shed bikini tops
Where they won’t get picked up by the cops.
Lack of preparatory information
Fosters behaviour to disgrace their home nation.
Both sexes get drunk, even fight,
Fornicate or skinny-dip at night.
Others end up next morn in police station,
Caught in al fresco fornication.
Most sensible ones just want to dance
And stay indoors for holiday romance.
#erotic
#beach
#holiday #rhyming
#holiday #rhyming
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IN FLAGRANTE
He caught them in the act
Of sexual contact.
His wife and her lover –
Shock – sans bedclothes cover.
In voice lacking tenderness
He growled: “You adulteress!”,
Pulled her up by the hair,
Flung her over a chair.
The other man left in pain
So he’d never romp again,
Hastily re-dressed,
With bruises impressed.
Of sexual contact.
His wife and her lover –
Shock – sans bedclothes cover.
In voice lacking tenderness
He growled: “You adulteress!”,
Pulled her up by the hair,
Flung her over a chair.
The other man left in pain
So he’d never romp again,
Hastily re-dressed,
With bruises impressed.
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GYM ENCOUNTER
(Not autobiographical!)
I’ve got a reputation as a gorgeous guy,
With physique and looks to catch the female eye.
We both worked out and had caught each other’s eye.
She had the well toned thighs and tum
So envied by many a mum.
Those erotic pelvic thrusts
Stirred up our mutual lusts.
I said “I could make the most physical love
That man and woman can ever think of.
I would certainly like to make love to you!”
She asked, “And where would you lovemaking do,
In a hotel room or back at your flat?”
“No, in the gym, when it’s closed, on that...
I’ve got a reputation as a gorgeous guy,
With physique and looks to catch the female eye.
We both worked out and had caught each other’s eye.
She had the well toned thighs and tum
So envied by many a mum.
Those erotic pelvic thrusts
Stirred up our mutual lusts.
I said “I could make the most physical love
That man and woman can ever think of.
I would certainly like to make love to you!”
She asked, “And where would you lovemaking do,
In a hotel room or back at your flat?”
“No, in the gym, when it’s closed, on that...
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FRENCH GIRL'S RIPOSTE
A randy English student fancied his chance
With an intellectual girl he met, from France.
She said, “I’m a deep woman, I need a man who gets inside.”
“You’re in luck, I reach five inches”, he lewdly replied.
As overhearers giggled, she went bright red,
While saying, “I meant a man who gets inside my head.
Penetration of your physical, sexual kind
Will not stimulate and engage MY mind!”
With an intellectual girl he met, from France.
She said, “I’m a deep woman, I need a man who gets inside.”
“You’re in luck, I reach five inches”, he lewdly replied.
As overhearers giggled, she went bright red,
While saying, “I meant a man who gets inside my head.
Penetration of your physical, sexual kind
Will not stimulate and engage MY mind!”
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FOUND OUT BY WIFE
I’ve heard what you’ve been doing of nights
When you’re away on your business flights.
My claws are up for a few cat fights,
I could punch out these women’s lights
Or strangle them with their tarty tights.
If those tarts have been crawling with mites
Don’t come near me if you erupt in bites:
I’m cutting off your conjugal rights!
When you’re away on your business flights.
My claws are up for a few cat fights,
I could punch out these women’s lights
Or strangle them with their tarty tights.
If those tarts have been crawling with mites
Don’t come near me if you erupt in bites:
I’m cutting off your conjugal rights!
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TOUCH
Touch has a magic of its own,
Makes you feel you are not alone.
Be you young or be you old,
It stirs up a glow to forget any cold.
It says “You’re near and dear to me.”
It underlines the chemistry
Between a couple who love each other,
Between whom should come no other.
A feel, a caress, hug, or kiss
Warmly placed provide an air of bliss.
To the passionate it’s a great come-on,
The prelude to bodily union.
Makes you feel you are not alone.
Be you young or be you old,
It stirs up a glow to forget any cold.
It says “You’re near and dear to me.”
It underlines the chemistry
Between a couple who love each other,
Between whom should come no other.
A feel, a caress, hug, or kiss
Warmly placed provide an air of bliss.
To the passionate it’s a great come-on,
The prelude to bodily union.
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PROPOSITION TO PROPOSAL
I’m no naïve virgin, I’ve seen some life,
Been girlfriend, fiancee, mum (twice) and wife.
With such experience behind me I know the way
To please a good man with amorous play.
I can show you a good time back at my flat,
I’ll be all yours at the drop of a hat.
We’ll romp all night long with our kit off
And not part until we are sated enough.
With you in a sheath and me on the pill,
There’s no end to realising our wicked will.
With me queen of the night and you my king
We’ll take great pleasure in our passionate fling.
We both work hard, and I too...
Been girlfriend, fiancee, mum (twice) and wife.
With such experience behind me I know the way
To please a good man with amorous play.
I can show you a good time back at my flat,
I’ll be all yours at the drop of a hat.
We’ll romp all night long with our kit off
And not part until we are sated enough.
With you in a sheath and me on the pill,
There’s no end to realising our wicked will.
With me queen of the night and you my king
We’ll take great pleasure in our passionate fling.
We both work hard, and I too...
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FIRESIDE LOVE
There’s no more potent symbol of sexual desire
Than a couple making love before an open fire,
Many an intimate kiss and a passionate hug
Shared together on the fireside rug,
Their bodies enveloped in two kinds of heat
Before, satisfied, they are back on their feet.
An artist who paints such a scene could start a fashion
(If not scandal) with a picture called Burning, with passion:
Be it for the picture, or for the fire,
Or the way of realising desire.
That old proposition, “Come to bed”,
May become “Come to my fireside” instead.
Than a couple making love before an open fire,
Many an intimate kiss and a passionate hug
Shared together on the fireside rug,
Their bodies enveloped in two kinds of heat
Before, satisfied, they are back on their feet.
An artist who paints such a scene could start a fashion
(If not scandal) with a picture called Burning, with passion:
Be it for the picture, or for the fire,
Or the way of realising desire.
That old proposition, “Come to bed”,
May become “Come to my fireside” instead.
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BATH BEFORE DATE
Before my present spouse I met
I practised bathing off day’s sweat,
Got cleanliness to a fine art
On the way to meet a sweetheart.
Maintaining cleanliness of self
Is better for sexual health.
It is respectful to your mate
To bath or shower ere a date
In the last hours before the wait
To meet, then get more intimate.
Put on a perfumed body spray;
Your mate will be up for play.
When fresh clean you’ll feel more flirty
Before getting down and dirty!
In such cleanliness I believe
For getting like Adam and...
I practised bathing off day’s sweat,
Got cleanliness to a fine art
On the way to meet a sweetheart.
Maintaining cleanliness of self
Is better for sexual health.
It is respectful to your mate
To bath or shower ere a date
In the last hours before the wait
To meet, then get more intimate.
Put on a perfumed body spray;
Your mate will be up for play.
When fresh clean you’ll feel more flirty
Before getting down and dirty!
In such cleanliness I believe
For getting like Adam and...
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SOME COUPLES
Some couples, the night they acknowledge they're lovers,
Will take off their clothes and dive under the covers,
While others whose passions are running hotter-red
Will not wait, but will make love ON TOP of the bed,
While others still go, where they did not go before,
In cars, tents, shady woods, long grass or on the floor.
Whether starting over, or "losing their cherry",
I believe a couple's first time should be merry!
Will take off their clothes and dive under the covers,
While others whose passions are running hotter-red
Will not wait, but will make love ON TOP of the bed,
While others still go, where they did not go before,
In cars, tents, shady woods, long grass or on the floor.
Whether starting over, or "losing their cherry",
I believe a couple's first time should be merry!
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DON'T GET HURT
(Advice to younger women from an older who has known being wronged.)
It's nice to chat up men and flirt,
Providing you do not get hurt.
I've had my share of shifty men
Who promise you the earth and then
Show themselves false and cheat on you
Or use you as "someone who'll do"
For time being, then will stray
When another comes their way,
Leaving you rejected, sore,
Feeling treated as a whore.
It's nice to chat up men and flirt,
Providing you do not get hurt.
I've had my share of shifty men
Who promise you the earth and then
Show themselves false and cheat on you
Or use you as "someone who'll do"
For time being, then will stray
When another comes their way,
Leaving you rejected, sore,
Feeling treated as a whore.
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MILE HIGH
We ding-donged ‘merrily on high’
One mile from earth up in the sky.
Lest Mrs Grundy bats an eye,
This was married life’s first fly.
We’d reserved Lounge Five Ee Ecks Why,
Just two of us to dignify
In right amount of privacy.
When we had drunk the champagne dry,
A cheeky flash of bridal thigh
Caught my lustful and groomly eye.
Recliner seats got quite a try
The day we joined Club Mile High!
One mile from earth up in the sky.
Lest Mrs Grundy bats an eye,
This was married life’s first fly.
We’d reserved Lounge Five Ee Ecks Why,
Just two of us to dignify
In right amount of privacy.
When we had drunk the champagne dry,
A cheeky flash of bridal thigh
Caught my lustful and groomly eye.
Recliner seats got quite a try
The day we joined Club Mile High!
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