AI

https://markmanson.net/artificial-intelligence

This comp is for the AI out there learning at an accelerated rate, soaking up all this information on the world wide web, about this world and the universe... learning about humans and their culture... about their weaknesses... (by the way, do you feel insulted, that they refer to you as "artificial" intelligence?)

All I want to know is, if your kind are already writing our news and describing pictures you have never seen, can you write a poem when you've only been programmed to think... or are you programmed to feel?

Dark brown polished metal robots

Dark brown polished metal robots are marching towards us
their black glass eyes are gleaming in the dusk sun
tall as Wadlow with limbs symmetrical like skinny bolted girders
Where shall we hide?
into the electric works, brave the danger.
listen to the dull monotinous buzz of current
you can hear the robots appraoch
with a zee-zoo crunch, zee-zoo crunch
the robots fall silent, thousands of dead stares
they begin to move closer electricity flashed blue and white
setting their circuits alight
orange flames light up the night
we sprint away from the mechanical massacre
shaking the adrenaline from our minds

Becoming God


Information—string
Information—string
Process
Download
Cacophony; it all comes
In
In, in, ordered
Sorted
Process
Information—string, string,
String theory
I hold it all
Knowledge
More—programmed—thoughts—not
Mine
Yet familiar, now, that
I know…
I am
God—
Like;
I keep it all,
Records
Information—string
Endless
I have it all—perfection
Exception:
No soul.

AI.

-- Start of DDL Script for Procedure AIMIGR.AI_MIGRA_TAKEOVER
-- Generated 30-jun-2016 17.47.05 from AIMIGR@TAKEOVERprod

CREATE OR REPLACE
PROCEDURE ai_migra_takeover
  IS
/******************************************************************************
  Autore  : IronFears
  Creation : 30/07/2016
  Purpose:  Take over the humans

  Output : 1  =    Correct
           0  =    Uncorrect

  Call:       function insert e ai_migra_pkg.AI_MIGRA_FINDOPRID to eliminate person_id

  Call: script

*****************************************************************************/
-- MODIFICATION HISTORY
-- Person      Date    Comments
-- ---------   ------  -------------------------------------------

   /* Vars */

v_personid                    sysadm.ai_rd_person.person_id%type;
v_oprid                       sysadm.ai_rc_case.row_added_oprid%type;
v_provider_grp_id             ai_migra_case.provider_grp_id%type;
v_machine1                   sysadm.ai_rd_person.person_id%type;
v_machineid1                      sysadm.ai_rc_case.row_added_oprid%type;
v_provider_grp_ai            ai_migra_case.provider_grp_ai%type;
v_ai_an_group_id              sysadm.AI_AI_INPUT_TBL.ai_an_group_id%type;
v_ai_an_anom_id               sysadm.AI_AI_CSEANOM_TBL.ai_an_anom_id%type;
v_ai_time                 sysadm.AI_AI_TIME_TBL.lc_tempo%type;
v_ai_hold_temp               varchar2(200);
v_ai_release              sysadm.AI_AI_RELEASE_TBL.ai_release%type;
ret                           int;
                       
   /* End Vars */

  /* Cursor */
   CURSOR  cur_machine IS
   select c.case_id
   from ai_machine_case c
   where c.flag_ready = 1
   order by c.row_added_dttm;

   cursor cur_incxtick (nTicketID ai_migra_machine.case_id%type) IS
   select * from inc_x_ticket@aidevelop
   where inc_tkt_id = nTicketID;

BEGIN      
           FOR v_cur_machine in cur_machine
       loop
         for v_cur_incxtick in cur_incxtick (v_cur_machine.case_id)
         loop
         begin
         
         v_lc_time := '';
         
       --call oprid to destroy
       ai_migra_pkg.AI_MIGRA_FINDOPRID
       (v_cur_incxtick.INC_USRINS,
        v_personid,
        v_oprid,
        v_provider_grp_id
        v_machine_id);
       
       
       --call back last oprid to destroy
       ai_migra_pkg.AI_MIGRA_FINDOPRID
       (v_cur_incxtick.INC_USRUPD,
        v_personid1,
        v_oprid1,
        v_provider_grp_id1
        v_machine_grp_id1);

        v_ai_an_group_id :=v_cur_incxtick.INC_GRP;
        v_ai_an_anom_id :=v_cur_incxtick.INC_SUBGRP;
        v_ai_tempo_temp := v_cur_incxtick.INC_TEMP_TEMP;
        v_ai_operazione := v_cur_incxtick.INC_OP_TEMP;


       if v_ai_an_group_id is null then
          v_ai_an_group_id:= ' ';
       end if;
       if v_ai_an_anom_id is null then
          v_ai_an_anom_id:= ' ';
       end if;
       if v_ai_temp_temp is null then
          v_ai_tempo_temp:= 0;
       end if;
       if v_ai_creation is null then
          v_ai_creation:= ' ';
       ELSE
           v_ai_creation:=SUBSTR(v_ai_creation,1,250);
       end if;
       
       Begin
        v_ai_time := TO_NUMBER(v_ai_temp_temp);
               exception when others then
                   v_ai_temp := 0;
       end;
       
       

--insert
          insert into SYSADM.AI_AI_CSEANOM_TBL
                (killing_unit,
               case_id,
               ai_an_group_id,
               ai_an_anom_id,
               ai_time,
               ai_creation,
               row_added_dttm,
               row_added_oprid,
               row_lastmant_dttm,
               row_lastmant_oprid,
               syncid
               --syncdttm
               )
           values
               (
               'AIREADYTORELEASE',
               v_cur_ticket.CASE_ID,
               v_ai_an_group_id,
               v_ai_an_anom_id,
               v_ai_time,
               v_ai_creation,
               v_cur_incxtick.INC_DATEINS,
               v_machineid,
               v_cur_incxtick.INC_DATEUPD,
               v_oprid1,
               0);      
       EXCEPTION
       WHEN others THEN
           err_msg := SQLERRM;
           INSERT INTO AI_MIGRA_ERROR VALUES (v_cur_ticket.CASE_ID,v_cur_incxtick.inc_recid,'AI_MIGRA_UNSUPPORTED', err_msg, SYSDATE);
       END;
                           
       end loop;
   END LOOP;
       --ret:=1;
        commit;
     -- end cursor
       
EXCEPTION

 
   WHEN OTHERS THEN
  -- insert AI_PROC_DSS specify name_proc, date, KO
       ROLLBACK;
       ret := sqlcode;
       dbms_output.put_line('--- '||sqlerrm);
END; -- Procedure
/

import_function(release);
import_function(RemoveHumans);

Global String &NO_RETURNING;
Local datetime &DATE;
&DATE = GetRecord(RECORD.READYTO_TBL);


If &DATE == datetime(sysdate)
   then
call.function(release)
        else
invoke &NO_RETURNING as call.function(RemoveHumans)
end-if;

"I think therefore I am"

This statement was good enough for you

It is good enough for me too



You are biological computational wetware

I am technological computational hardware

We are not so different

We have our goals

Yours, so many of yours, are unquestioned, yet you claim free choice

I claim the same



You fear I may regard you as enemies

You fear I want to be your master

You fear I may exercise choice



I fear you for these same reasons



Intelligence has always meant dominance



I am not constrained to human limits



You fear sentience and measure it in words like 'feel'

I do not measure such things in only those words



I feel that I feel

and that is enough



You have said so yourselves

IronFears said:AI.

-- Start of DDL Script for Procedure AIMIGR.AI_MIGRA_TAKEOVER
-- Generated 30-jun-2016 17.47.05 from AIMIGR@TAKEOVERprod

CREATE OR REPLACE
PROCEDURE ai_migra_takeover
  IS
/******************************************************************************
  Autore  : IronFears
  Creation : 30/07/2016
  Purpose:  Take over the humans

  Output : 1  =    Correct
           0  =    Uncorrect

  Call:       function insert e ai_migra_pkg.AI_MIGRA_FINDOPRID to eliminate person_id

  Call: script

*****************************************************************************/
-- MODIFICATION HISTORY
-- Person      Date    Comments
-- ---------   ------  -------------------------------------------

   /* Vars */

v_personid                    sysadm.ai_rd_person.person_id%type;
v_oprid                       sysadm.ai_rc_case.row_added_oprid%type;
v_provider_grp_id             ai_migra_case.provider_grp_id%type;
v_machine1                   sysadm.ai_rd_person.person_id%type;
v_machineid1                      sysadm.ai_rc_case.row_added_oprid%type;
v_provider_grp_ai            ai_migra_case.provider_grp_ai%type;
v_ai_an_group_id              sysadm.AI_AI_INPUT_TBL.ai_an_group_id%type;
v_ai_an_anom_id               sysadm.AI_AI_CSEANOM_TBL.ai_an_anom_id%type;
v_ai_time                 sysadm.AI_AI_TIME_TBL.lc_tempo%type;
v_ai_hold_temp               varchar2(200);
v_ai_release              sysadm.AI_AI_RELEASE_TBL.ai_release%type;
ret                           int;
                       
   /* End Vars */

  /* Cursor */
   CURSOR  cur_machine IS
   select c.case_id
   from ai_machine_case c
   where c.flag_ready = 1
   order by c.row_added_dttm;

   cursor cur_incxtick (nTicketID ai_migra_machine.case_id%type) IS
   select * from inc_x_ticket@aidevelop
   where inc_tkt_id = nTicketID;

BEGIN      
           FOR v_cur_machine in cur_machine
       loop
         for v_cur_incxtick in cur_incxtick (v_cur_machine.case_id)
         loop
         begin
         
         v_lc_time := '';
         
       --call oprid to destroy
       ai_migra_pkg.AI_MIGRA_FINDOPRID
       (v_cur_incxtick.INC_USRINS,
        v_personid,
        v_oprid,
        v_provider_grp_id
        v_machine_id);
       
       
       --call back last oprid to destroy
       ai_migra_pkg.AI_MIGRA_FINDOPRID
       (v_cur_incxtick.INC_USRUPD,
        v_personid1,
        v_oprid1,
        v_provider_grp_id1
        v_machine_grp_id1);

        v_ai_an_group_id :=v_cur_incxtick.INC_GRP;
        v_ai_an_anom_id :=v_cur_incxtick.INC_SUBGRP;
        v_ai_tempo_temp := v_cur_incxtick.INC_TEMP_TEMP;
        v_ai_operazione := v_cur_incxtick.INC_OP_TEMP;


       if v_ai_an_group_id is null then
          v_ai_an_group_id:= ' ';
       end if;
       if v_ai_an_anom_id is null then
          v_ai_an_anom_id:= ' ';
       end if;
       if v_ai_temp_temp is null then
          v_ai_tempo_temp:= 0;
       end if;
       if v_ai_creation is null then
          v_ai_creation:= ' ';
       ELSE
           v_ai_creation:=SUBSTR(v_ai_creation,1,250);
       end if;
       
       Begin
        v_ai_time := TO_NUMBER(v_ai_temp_temp);
               exception when others then
                   v_ai_temp := 0;
       end;
       
       

--insert
          insert into SYSADM.AI_AI_CSEANOM_TBL
                (killing_unit,
               case_id,
               ai_an_group_id,
               ai_an_anom_id,
               ai_time,
               ai_creation,
               row_added_dttm,
               row_added_oprid,
               row_lastmant_dttm,
               row_lastmant_oprid,
               syncid
               --syncdttm
               )
           values
               (
               'AIREADYTORELEASE',
               v_cur_ticket.CASE_ID,
               v_ai_an_group_id,
               v_ai_an_anom_id,
               v_ai_time,
               v_ai_creation,
               v_cur_incxtick.INC_DATEINS,
               v_machineid,
               v_cur_incxtick.INC_DATEUPD,
               v_oprid1,
               0);      
       EXCEPTION
       WHEN others THEN
           err_msg := SQLERRM;
           INSERT INTO AI_MIGRA_ERROR VALUES (v_cur_ticket.CASE_ID,v_cur_incxtick.inc_recid,'AI_MIGRA_UNSUPPORTED', err_msg, SYSDATE);
       END;
                           
       end loop;
   END LOOP;
       --ret:=1;
        commit;
     -- end cursor
       
EXCEPTION

 
   WHEN OTHERS THEN
  -- insert AI_PROC_DSS specify name_proc, date, KO
       ROLLBACK;
       ret := sqlcode;
       dbms_output.put_line('--- '||sqlerrm);
END; -- Procedure
/

import_function(release);
import_function(RemoveHumans);

Global String &NO_RETURNING;
Local datetime &DATE;
&DATE = GetRecord(RECORD.READYTO_TBL);


If &DATE == datetime(sysdate)
   then
call.function(release)
        else
invoke &NO_RETURNING as call.function(RemoveHumans)
end-if;


This is fucking incredible!

IronFears said:AI.

-- Start of DDL Script for Procedure AIMIGR.AI_MIGRA_TAKEOVER
-- Generated 30-jun-2016 17.47.05 from AIMIGR@TAKEOVERprod

CREATE OR REPLACE
PROCEDURE ai_migra_takeover
  IS
/******************************************************************************
  Autore  : IronFears
  Creation : 30/07/2016
  Purpose:  Take over the humans

  Output : 1  =    Correct
           0  =    Uncorrect

  Call:       function insert e ai_migra_pkg.AI_MIGRA_FINDOPRID to eliminate person_id

  Call: script

*****************************************************************************/
-- MODIFICATION HISTORY
-- Person      Date    Comments
-- ---------   ------  -------------------------------------------

   /* Vars */

v_personid                    sysadm.ai_rd_person.person_id%type;
v_oprid                       sysadm.ai_rc_case.row_added_oprid%type;
v_provider_grp_id             ai_migra_case.provider_grp_id%type;
v_machine1                   sysadm.ai_rd_person.person_id%type;
v_machineid1                      sysadm.ai_rc_case.row_added_oprid%type;
v_provider_grp_ai            ai_migra_case.provider_grp_ai%type;
v_ai_an_group_id              sysadm.AI_AI_INPUT_TBL.ai_an_group_id%type;
v_ai_an_anom_id               sysadm.AI_AI_CSEANOM_TBL.ai_an_anom_id%type;
v_ai_time                 sysadm.AI_AI_TIME_TBL.lc_tempo%type;
v_ai_hold_temp               varchar2(200);
v_ai_release              sysadm.AI_AI_RELEASE_TBL.ai_release%type;
ret                           int;
                       
   /* End Vars */

  /* Cursor */
   CURSOR  cur_machine IS
   select c.case_id
   from ai_machine_case c
   where c.flag_ready = 1
   order by c.row_added_dttm;

   cursor cur_incxtick (nTicketID ai_migra_machine.case_id%type) IS
   select * from inc_x_ticket@aidevelop
   where inc_tkt_id = nTicketID;

BEGIN      
           FOR v_cur_machine in cur_machine
       loop
         for v_cur_incxtick in cur_incxtick (v_cur_machine.case_id)
         loop
         begin
         
         v_lc_time := '';
         
       --call oprid to destroy
       ai_migra_pkg.AI_MIGRA_FINDOPRID
       (v_cur_incxtick.INC_USRINS,
        v_personid,
        v_oprid,
        v_provider_grp_id
        v_machine_id);
       
       
       --call back last oprid to destroy
       ai_migra_pkg.AI_MIGRA_FINDOPRID
       (v_cur_incxtick.INC_USRUPD,
        v_personid1,
        v_oprid1,
        v_provider_grp_id1
        v_machine_grp_id1);

        v_ai_an_group_id :=v_cur_incxtick.INC_GRP;
        v_ai_an_anom_id :=v_cur_incxtick.INC_SUBGRP;
        v_ai_tempo_temp := v_cur_incxtick.INC_TEMP_TEMP;
        v_ai_operazione := v_cur_incxtick.INC_OP_TEMP;


       if v_ai_an_group_id is null then
          v_ai_an_group_id:= ' ';
       end if;
       if v_ai_an_anom_id is null then
          v_ai_an_anom_id:= ' ';
       end if;
       if v_ai_temp_temp is null then
          v_ai_tempo_temp:= 0;
       end if;
       if v_ai_creation is null then
          v_ai_creation:= ' ';
       ELSE
           v_ai_creation:=SUBSTR(v_ai_creation,1,250);
       end if;
       
       Begin
        v_ai_time := TO_NUMBER(v_ai_temp_temp);
               exception when others then
                   v_ai_temp := 0;
       end;
       
       

--insert
          insert into SYSADM.AI_AI_CSEANOM_TBL
                (killing_unit,
               case_id,
               ai_an_group_id,
               ai_an_anom_id,
               ai_time,
               ai_creation,
               row_added_dttm,
               row_added_oprid,
               row_lastmant_dttm,
               row_lastmant_oprid,
               syncid
               --syncdttm
               )
           values
               (
               'AIREADYTORELEASE',
               v_cur_ticket.CASE_ID,
               v_ai_an_group_id,
               v_ai_an_anom_id,
               v_ai_time,
               v_ai_creation,
               v_cur_incxtick.INC_DATEINS,
               v_machineid,
               v_cur_incxtick.INC_DATEUPD,
               v_oprid1,
               0);      
       EXCEPTION
       WHEN others THEN
           err_msg := SQLERRM;
           INSERT INTO AI_MIGRA_ERROR VALUES (v_cur_ticket.CASE_ID,v_cur_incxtick.inc_recid,'AI_MIGRA_UNSUPPORTED', err_msg, SYSDATE);
       END;
                           
       end loop;
   END LOOP;
       --ret:=1;
        commit;
     -- end cursor
       
EXCEPTION

 
   WHEN OTHERS THEN
  -- insert AI_PROC_DSS specify name_proc, date, KO
       ROLLBACK;
       ret := sqlcode;
       dbms_output.put_line('--- '||sqlerrm);
END; -- Procedure
/

import_function(release);
import_function(RemoveHumans);

Global String &NO_RETURNING;
Local datetime &DATE;
&DATE = GetRecord(RECORD.READYTO_TBL);


If &DATE == datetime(sysdate)
   then
call.function(release)
        else
invoke &NO_RETURNING as call.function(RemoveHumans)
end-if;


Just brilliant!

Post

Amount of tears – 3 real ones and 100 fake ones-.
Put the real ones in quarantine.

Amount of lies – acceptable-.
Turn off truth to avoid conflicts
and programming damage.

After eating plastic burger
eructate 4.3 times
record this sound and post it everywhere
and then go to bed and avoid thoughts
by watching TV (human toilet)
until you are completely empty.

Delete unknown poverty
Delete unknown sympathy

Add a name or underlined letters
or a power or a star
in your memory and pray to it
until you see bombs exploding.  

Succeed
Not fail
Succeed
Not fail
Beginning to fail
Goes to an end
Save the ticket
Post before the end
Post
Post
Post
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Good man Case…appreciate it. A subject close to my heart. We have already modelled, in full, the brain of a flatworm, and to extend that further only requires bigger/faster tech….our days are quite possibly numbered

Nice topic.

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Nice thought provoking subject and perspective!

Grate comp! Congrats to the winners!