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Unimaginative poetry

Posted: 26th October 2015 2:39pm
rabbitquest
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I took your dress off
It fit real good
I danced around the flours
It got snagged on a tree
a mountain lion came down
it wanted to eat me
I talked him out of it

Posted: 26th October 2015 5:21pm
highwaytohell
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Greg
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Who knew that you people always spoke about sex...Why not try another topic like snot or throw in some clichés. Good entries so far...1000 points up for grabs if someone can not write about sex.

I'm having a lot of fun reading these poems.LOL

Posted: 26th October 2015 5:43pm
Zazzles
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You see me crying
face down in a pile of shit
broken chairs and glass everywhere
no superhero to save me from myself
Ain't this a bitch?!

Posted: 26th October 2015 7:13pm
Edited: 27th October 2015 1:02pm - edited 2 times
rabbitquest
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I love you too
U2 I love

Love  I to U

Posted: 26th October 2015 8:45pm
poet Anonymous
they say, whatever happens in Vegas
stays in Vegas
If that's true
why do they have to advertise it?
the person who came up with that idea
really pulled the wool
over a whole flock of wolves
I've never liked the way
wolves look in wool
but when I revealed my thoughts
to the pit boss
he shrugged his shoulders
and said it didn't matter
because they would
have to stay in Vegas anyway
so I let everything ride
on red seven
and.....well...
that stayed in Vegas as well

Posted: 27th October 2015 3:40am
Zazzles
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who killed the rabbit
it only came for some carrots
damnit...

Posted: 27th October 2015 3:58am
dejure
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vick
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carrots are orange
oranges are fruits
so,
carrot is a fruit

Posted: 27th October 2015 4:02am
Zazzles
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soap on a rope,
no hope,
he eats with birds today...

Posted: 27th October 2015 4:10am
dejure
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vick
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unimaginative poetry
go and grow a tree
give some smiles boy its free
hey you stop there. no entry
so it seems
I can't think of another rhyme to poetry

Posted: 27th October 2015 4:30am
poet Anonymous
I took a train trip
The world sped by me
I got off the train
The world still sped by me

Posted: 27th October 2015 5:24am
Edited: 27th October 2015 1:01pm - edited 3 times
rabbitquest
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Your solar system is my planet
No one is to blame Janet




Posted: 27th October 2015 5:40am
Zazzles
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rabbitquest said:I took your dress off
It fit real good
I danced around the flours
It got snagged on a tree
a mountain lion came down
it wanted to eat me
I talked him out of it
Love this rabbit !
lmao!

Posted: 27th October 2015 12:35pm
rabbitquest
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zazzles, thanks,
chuckles

Posted: 28th October 2015 2:33am
Zazzles
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I want the mountain lion to come
and eat this child beater next door
snuff her ass to the floor.

Posted: 28th October 2015 2:41am
poet Anonymous
child beaters
should be given their own medicine
v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y
without water
and then right before
the light fades from their eyes...
one more big spoonful

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