Poetry competition CLOSED 28th October 2014 2:06pm
WINNER
rabbitquest
rabbitquest
RUNNERS-UP:
johnrot
and Carpe_Noctem
Badd poeum kompetishun
Anonymous
Poetry Contest Description
Onlee enther badd poeumz. Eny gud wons will bee rejecktid.
Youse kann wryte 'bout wabbitz uud da moon.
Sexx und erotikka have at itt.
Poeums wit da moon und wabbits und sexx r jyst playne badd.
Peereeid.
Itz yurz tew looz.
Rm
Sexx und erotikka have at itt.
Poeums wit da moon und wabbits und sexx r jyst playne badd.
Peereeid.
Itz yurz tew looz.
Rm
Edited my entry Rouch!!!
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There once was witch named Mamabird
forget all the things you may of heard
with a twist of her wand some of you might be gone
and the rest will eat ice cream and bread
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There once was witch named Mamabird
forget all the things you may of heard
with a twist of her wand some of you might be gone
and the rest will eat ice cream and bread
Anonymous
any limit to the amount of entries?
(and I hope this doesn't encourage/allow trollish attacks in poetic form)
Here's one inspired by RabbitQuest's poem donation:
rAzz ass is red
Violate's is blue
Rough sex will rip off
half ass from you.
HollyDove said:
any limit to the amount of entries?
(and I hope this doesn't encourage/allow trollish attacks in poetic form)
Here's one inspired by RabbitQuest's poem donation:
rAzz ass is red
Violate's is blue
Rough sex will rip off
half ass from you.
You are friggin hilarious I love this!
Ahem, I mean,.. it's awful just disgusting
take it down
any limit to the amount of entries?
(and I hope this doesn't encourage/allow trollish attacks in poetic form)
Here's one inspired by RabbitQuest's poem donation:
rAzz ass is red
Violate's is blue
Rough sex will rip off
half ass from you.
You are friggin hilarious I love this!
Ahem, I mean,.. it's awful just disgusting
take it down
Anonymous
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Stalker
click clacking high heel shoes
on dark tarmac under the streetlight
long legs to hips...curvaceous
pouty lips painted red
casual walk hips like poetry
in motion freeing wanton thoughts
of heaven on earth carnal paradise
she exuded charms of honey to bee
on the prowl he needed a fix
something that would satiate
his needs to subjugate
whores like his mama was
they saw each other
from across the street
they picked each other up
with a smile smouldering eyes
walking towards each other
Hands touching souls meeting
later on the motel bed
the meeting of lusts and souls
red working lady victim of rape
with only revenge in mind
plunge the knife into him
in his throes of passion
he took a gun simultaneously
and blew her head off
as she screamed her triumph
they collapsed together spent
the serial murderer and the whore
resting together for eternity.
click clacking high heel shoes
on dark tarmac under the streetlight
long legs to hips...curvaceous
pouty lips painted red
casual walk hips like poetry
in motion freeing wanton thoughts
of heaven on earth carnal paradise
she exuded charms of honey to bee
on the prowl he needed a fix
something that would satiate
his needs to subjugate
whores like his mama was
they saw each other
from across the street
they picked each other up
with a smile smouldering eyes
walking towards each other
Hands touching souls meeting
later on the motel bed
the meeting of lusts and souls
red working lady victim of rape
with only revenge in mind
plunge the knife into him
in his throes of passion
he took a gun simultaneously
and blew her head off
as she screamed her triumph
they collapsed together spent
the serial murderer and the whore
resting together for eternity.
Excellent timing Rm. I have this little ditty and she is truly bad, with the double D.
'Spit'
Hey
Where do all these porn bitches
Get all that spit from
Is it all the cum they swallow
They're spitting on their tits
On their pussies
On all those dicks they suck
Man
They're just spitting everywhere
All over the place
Where does all that saliva
Come from
Maybe they drink it
Before they go on
Make-up ... check
Hair gel ... check
Ass and pussy loob ... check
Jug of spit ... check
I don't know about you
But it does fuck all for me
Hell
I'm too busy
Drooling over their bits
And getting ready
To deliver my own
Tanker load of spit
'Spit'
Hey
Where do all these porn bitches
Get all that spit from
Is it all the cum they swallow
They're spitting on their tits
On their pussies
On all those dicks they suck
Man
They're just spitting everywhere
All over the place
Where does all that saliva
Come from
Maybe they drink it
Before they go on
Make-up ... check
Hair gel ... check
Ass and pussy loob ... check
Jug of spit ... check
I don't know about you
But it does fuck all for me
Hell
I'm too busy
Drooling over their bits
And getting ready
To deliver my own
Tanker load of spit
Anonymous
Floppy Eared Orange Bop
It was a windy cool night
under a cloudy harvest moon
I had a job to do
and I'd be done with it real soon
I snuck up to the open window
standing there in the knee deep snow
trying hard not to make a sound
pulled the curtains back real slow
and sure enough there he was
this rascal of a rabbit having his fun
swore he wouldn't be home tonight
guess it's a good thing I brought my gun
as he pranced around the room
having way too much fun with his carrot
my gun spoke out of the injustice saying
maybe next time you'll share it
It was a windy cool night
under a cloudy harvest moon
I had a job to do
and I'd be done with it real soon
I snuck up to the open window
standing there in the knee deep snow
trying hard not to make a sound
pulled the curtains back real slow
and sure enough there he was
this rascal of a rabbit having his fun
swore he wouldn't be home tonight
guess it's a good thing I brought my gun
as he pranced around the room
having way too much fun with his carrot
my gun spoke out of the injustice saying
maybe next time you'll share it
Anonymous
Bad Poem
He said the moon was making him mad
so full and hanging overhead
swore an oath to the constellations
that he'd lasso and kill the man inside
then he ran off to fuck
as rabbits do
though his does are never impressed
he'll be back before dawn to complain
once more
and the wolf will have him for dinner
that's how it goes
some howl and others just whimper
He said the moon was making him mad
so full and hanging overhead
swore an oath to the constellations
that he'd lasso and kill the man inside
then he ran off to fuck
as rabbits do
though his does are never impressed
he'll be back before dawn to complain
once more
and the wolf will have him for dinner
that's how it goes
some howl and others just whimper
Ding Dong What Hell
Hey diddle
the cat fucked
a fiddle
Again
the dopey cow
tried to get a jump
on the moon
Hysterics
as the little dog laughed
at the shit stained trousers
of the dish and spoon
No wonder why they ran away
tickling the pussy in the well
shouting hump me dump me
little bo peep you cheap slut
Up down
mouse clock
I hear you ask
Who framed roger rabbit
He was late
late
for a very important date
Hey diddle
the cat fucked
a fiddle
Again
the dopey cow
tried to get a jump
on the moon
Hysterics
as the little dog laughed
at the shit stained trousers
of the dish and spoon
No wonder why they ran away
tickling the pussy in the well
shouting hump me dump me
little bo peep you cheap slut
Up down
mouse clock
I hear you ask
Who framed roger rabbit
He was late
late
for a very important date
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Lick at the split was her mantra
limp biscuit was his
Lick at the split was her mantra
limp biscuit was his
