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Poetry competition CLOSED 25th April 2014 3:38pm
WINNER
johnrot
johnrot
DUFC RICKY vs JOHNROT [Main Event]
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Ricky & Johnrot, I've decided to make this a serious poetry comp for the two of you to do battle for glory with a DU members vote. Like any UFC Main Event this will be going to 5 rounds. The 1st round [freestyle grapple] will be over in exactly 12 hours from this post and then we'll go to a DU poll to decide who won the 1st round.
Once I've set up the poll, I'll set your next poetic challenge [If any DU poets have an suggestions for a poetry challenge to set for these two gladiators feel free to PM me]. If either of you decide to decline the challenge, then it will be declared a tap out [TKO] and you will concede to your opponent, giving your victor the glory, trophy, champagne and as many DU ring girls as they see fit.
Good luck and may the best poet win.... ENGAGE!!!
[Make sure you all check out the revised comp program on my initial post. I'll update the results and challenge details as the poetry battle progresses].
Once I've set up the poll, I'll set your next poetic challenge [If any DU poets have an suggestions for a poetry challenge to set for these two gladiators feel free to PM me]. If either of you decide to decline the challenge, then it will be declared a tap out [TKO] and you will concede to your opponent, giving your victor the glory, trophy, champagne and as many DU ring girls as they see fit.
Good luck and may the best poet win.... ENGAGE!!!
[Make sure you all check out the revised comp program on my initial post. I'll update the results and challenge details as the poetry battle progresses].
AscensionES said:Yeah, write a 5,000 word short story. Enough with the 'battle raps', pack of fucking tossers.
Yeah, the other rounds will be poetry or prose based challenges, so both fighters are going to have a real battle on their hands if they want the DUFC glory. I like the idea of a short story, Euan. Thanks for the suggestion, perhaps I'll toss it up as one of the final rounds.
If anybody else has a great idea for a challenge be sure to PM me.
Yeah, the other rounds will be poetry or prose based challenges, so both fighters are going to have a real battle on their hands if they want the DUFC glory. I like the idea of a short story, Euan. Thanks for the suggestion, perhaps I'll toss it up as one of the final rounds.
If anybody else has a great idea for a challenge be sure to PM me.
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