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Poetry competition CLOSED 25th April 2014 3:38pm
WINNER
johnrot
johnrot
DUFC RICKY vs JOHNROT [Main Event]
Poetry Contest Description
This rivalry started with a rap battle.... now it's going to fucking end in a poetic blood bath!!
Ricky & Johnrot, I've decided to make this a serious poetry comp for the two of you to do battle for glory with a DU members vote. Like any UFC Main Event this will be going to 5 rounds. The 1st round [freestyle grapple] will be over in exactly 12 hours from this post and then we'll go to a DU poll to decide who won the 1st round.
Once I set up the poll I'll set your next poetic challenge [If any DU poets have a suggestion for a poetry challenge for these two gladiators, feel free to PM me]. If either of you decide to decline the challenge, then it will be declared a tap out [TKO] and you will concede to your opponent, giving your victor the glory, trophy, champagne and as many DU ring girls as they see fit.
Round 1 - Challenge: Freestyle Grapple [poetic mayhem] Duration: 24 hours Winner: Fight Underway
Round 2 - Challenge: TBA Duration: 24 hours* Winner: pending
Round 3 - Challenge: TBA Duration: 24 hours* Winner: pending
Round 4 - Challenge: TBA Duration: 48 hours* Winner: pending
Round 5 - Challenge: TBA Duration: 48 hours* Winner: pending
*Ricky & John, let me know if you need more time, especially if you have to go to church on the weekend... fucking pussies if one of you do!
Good luck and may the best poet win.... ENGAGE!!!
Once I set up the poll I'll set your next poetic challenge [If any DU poets have a suggestion for a poetry challenge for these two gladiators, feel free to PM me]. If either of you decide to decline the challenge, then it will be declared a tap out [TKO] and you will concede to your opponent, giving your victor the glory, trophy, champagne and as many DU ring girls as they see fit.
Round 1 - Challenge: Freestyle Grapple [poetic mayhem] Duration: 24 hours Winner: Fight Underway
Round 2 - Challenge: TBA Duration: 24 hours* Winner: pending
Round 3 - Challenge: TBA Duration: 24 hours* Winner: pending
Round 4 - Challenge: TBA Duration: 48 hours* Winner: pending
Round 5 - Challenge: TBA Duration: 48 hours* Winner: pending
*Ricky & John, let me know if you need more time, especially if you have to go to church on the weekend... fucking pussies if one of you do!
Good luck and may the best poet win.... ENGAGE!!!
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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hey rick
you must be bored son
i pick up a bottle cuz i can afford one
when i ain't fuckin your baby moms
this bitch always screamin
where is john!!!!!!!
he's gettin on
ricky is suckin a dong
no date for the prom
dude got some probs
he always been kinda odd
thought in the 9th
he was the lebron
of polishin knobs
back gym bathroom chin drippin slob
i'm with his Mrs
handlin the prob
slap this bitch with my dick
to finish the job
if there was a word limit
id never finish
you would get fucked forever
like i just took a minute in it
in your chicken runnin up in it
if you could have done somethin
you would have done did it
you can't say shit bitch
com on and come get it
you must be bored son
i pick up a bottle cuz i can afford one
when i ain't fuckin your baby moms
this bitch always screamin
where is john!!!!!!!
he's gettin on
ricky is suckin a dong
no date for the prom
dude got some probs
he always been kinda odd
thought in the 9th
he was the lebron
of polishin knobs
back gym bathroom chin drippin slob
i'm with his Mrs
handlin the prob
slap this bitch with my dick
to finish the job
if there was a word limit
id never finish
you would get fucked forever
like i just took a minute in it
in your chicken runnin up in it
if you could have done somethin
you would have done did it
you can't say shit bitch
com on and come get it
Anonymous
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Ghoulie said:[quote-259921-MadameLavender][quote-259912-Ghoulie]Damn you Case! I don't have enough popcorn for this!
Whadda ya say---don our cheerleader uniforms and wave our pom-poms??
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Uniforms make me feel funny, I'll do the pompoms though.[/quote]
Cool--I'm too old for a mini-skirt anyway, so we'll do pom-poms and sell popcorn and glo-stix for this event, and get rich.
Carry on!
Whadda ya say---don our cheerleader uniforms and wave our pom-poms??
[/quote] Uniforms make me feel funny, I'll do the pompoms though.[/quote]
Cool--I'm too old for a mini-skirt anyway, so we'll do pom-poms and sell popcorn and glo-stix for this event, and get rich.
Carry on!
Anonymous
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