Pick Up Line

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She used to go in bars locked, loaded, and ready
With half a pint of 100 proof vodka in her belly
The bottle still in her pocket
Back when she was hot to trot

There was no pick up line needed, it was early when she’d begin
To set her sights on the hottest guy in the room; she’d do it as soon as she got in
She knew her type and which one would be hers to hook
Usually, they were tall and bearded, it only took one look

The first words would be short
“Come over here with me”, and she’d pull him by his shirt
To her table, they would sit together, in her booth and drink a bit
Talking, flirting, shooting the shit

Not a one of them said no to her
Just watching her walk made them stir
Her ass swayed side to side, and she knew it
Exaggerated it sometimes, on the way by to sit

It never took long for them to get under her spell
And all the girls kept their distance, because they knew well
She was the queen of the meat market bar
Heard it, saw it, had the shirt, she was the star

Most nights she'd dance and boogie on the dance floor
And when she did, the crowd cleared, she was not a bore
Bringing the man of the night with her and into her web of desire
There was no pick up line needed, just her walking in got them on fire

She was almost 6 feet tall, with her Bon Jovi boots on
And she had brown hair to her waist, parted in the middle, thick and long
Italian, her deep set blue eyes were slanted and her olive skin tanned
They used to say that she was a vision, toward her all eyes scanned

Her face was unique, with high cheekbones and a beautiful smile
Men would sit content staring, for quite a while
This woman was fine, she did not need a pick up line
Even the old timers still around say that she was so fine

So if  “Come over here with me” qualifies as a pick up line
Then I’ve done my job, written one of a kind
Try and decide if this story is fiction or truth
And think back to 1976, and picture me sitting in the booth

Her clothes were light and frilly
So at night she got very chilly
''If want to be warm
To my bed you must come''
That's how she knew him so quickly

I wish I knew you better
That's why I send this letter
On this valentine's day
Please come out to play

great reads ya'll

mannequin

Sh, question for you..
can i dress you like a doll..
show you where it hurts..

I'm out of my mind
While you're still in yours.
I know it's cold and cruel outside
But open the door
And let me in...
Allow me to undress you-
lay you bare-
Strip you from all your sorrow.
I have a heart that we can share,
You can call it your home,
a smile that you can borrow
For the days you can't find your own.

Pardon me, would you happen to know a good tax consultant around here?
I bought a lotto ticket last week, yea the one for eighty million dollars my dear.

hi, I'm really sorry, but I wish I knew you

wouldn't mind..:)

damn that was really good

Joey voice, "How you doin?"

~Men are straight get to the point ~

Hey baby
You cute
But I couldn't do you
Come dance
And swing
Play with me
And end up tonight
In the bed
You want to??

Oh my goodness This is so perfectly worded <3

Your beautiful eyes are racing through
my mind as we speak, inside I'm feeling
blue, even thinking about the possibility
of having you, but I don't mean sexual,
I refer to that other type of relationship
let me not get carried away I just want to
get to know you, take your mind to the moon
the seal to your skill, no need to shop around
your prince charming is here and ready to act out
any scene from Romeo and Juliet, Max to your Liz
no cordless love, tackle the night with me
photos by the lake plus of time I have an
abundance as long as it's spent with you.

loving all of these!