Poetry competition CLOSED 23rd September 2012 6:12am
WINNER
Jestalessa
Jestalessa
RUNNERS-UP:
lepperochan
and Soul_Man_Ken
Oh, no they di ' int!
"You let my crops die-- YOU BITCH"
I didn't mean to clean my house
My neglect causing the demise of
your imaginary plants
Sorry my imaginary dog
Wandered helplessly into your pasture
And I was sorry I didn't respond
To your status about cooking hamburger helper
I was a friend who had a life
I would try harder.
It's been three agonizing days
I haven't known what you had for dinner
So I searched
I was de-friended. And blocked.
Someone else has been reading your cat posts
Feeding your imaginary fish
Visiting your imaginary house
And playing imaginary cards with you
Maybe the friend
Is imaginary too.
You need another member
Your imaginary mafia is stagnating
So I am back in good graces
I notice your duck face in my "add friend"
I decline your kind invitation
I prefer a life
A little more than
imaginary.
I didn't mean to clean my house
My neglect causing the demise of
your imaginary plants
Sorry my imaginary dog
Wandered helplessly into your pasture
And I was sorry I didn't respond
To your status about cooking hamburger helper
I was a friend who had a life
I would try harder.
It's been three agonizing days
I haven't known what you had for dinner
So I searched
I was de-friended. And blocked.
Someone else has been reading your cat posts
Feeding your imaginary fish
Visiting your imaginary house
And playing imaginary cards with you
Maybe the friend
Is imaginary too.
You need another member
Your imaginary mafia is stagnating
So I am back in good graces
I notice your duck face in my "add friend"
I decline your kind invitation
I prefer a life
A little more than
imaginary.
Please Fall Back
You had a chance and you kicked me to the curb
Insult to injury
Sending me some hurtful words
Within bouts of misery
Couldn't see another way
Another mistake
Somehow convincing me to stay
Sort of funny to see
Why would you wait til' I'm engaged?
After I've changed that page
You try and mitigate the pain
Couldn't hide away the rage
Fall back
You're no longer on stage
Claim you prayed that I'd come back your way
But the fact and matter is
After this stunt
God won't mind
With deciet on the sideline and drama behind
From the clouds of the thunderstorm into the sunshine
Comes the time where my destiny's defined
I'm finally proud and I won't let you bring me down
Sorry but my wife said other people aren't allowed
In this partnership
The conversation's disavowed
Please fall back
You're feeling wack and silly now
What you've brought on yourself
You get no flack for being loud
You had a chance and you kicked me to the curb
Insult to injury
Sending me some hurtful words
Within bouts of misery
Couldn't see another way
Another mistake
Somehow convincing me to stay
Sort of funny to see
Why would you wait til' I'm engaged?
After I've changed that page
You try and mitigate the pain
Couldn't hide away the rage
Fall back
You're no longer on stage
Claim you prayed that I'd come back your way
But the fact and matter is
After this stunt
God won't mind
With deciet on the sideline and drama behind
From the clouds of the thunderstorm into the sunshine
Comes the time where my destiny's defined
I'm finally proud and I won't let you bring me down
Sorry but my wife said other people aren't allowed
In this partnership
The conversation's disavowed
Please fall back
You're feeling wack and silly now
What you've brought on yourself
You get no flack for being loud
Anonymous
"The DU Bar & Grill"
http://www.tentimesone.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bar-fight.jpg
Fairly new here, so
I've tried to steer clear
of the hissing of those
few missing the sublime,
but, I like cheap wine,
will probably get sucked
into the empty bottle, too.
Who knew sour grapes
would not cure the blues.
There are lessons to learn here.
I pray I don't get pulled into
the empty stale beer cans that
litter the place at times, too.
I am a poet wino, not a beer pimp.
To each his own, definitely
no skimping on the
drama around here.
Such is life, why would it be
any different in this public arena.
We all want to save face.
You love, they hate.
They love, you hate.
Then, we debate,
all the while, we
continue to create.
So, you see, I'm glad
I'm new to this realm,
there's still time for me
to make my own drama,
yet, I wish, hopefully not.
The heat in the
forum kitchen is
hot enough.
http://www.tentimesone.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bar-fight.jpg
Fairly new here, so
I've tried to steer clear
of the hissing of those
few missing the sublime,
but, I like cheap wine,
will probably get sucked
into the empty bottle, too.
Who knew sour grapes
would not cure the blues.
There are lessons to learn here.
I pray I don't get pulled into
the empty stale beer cans that
litter the place at times, too.
I am a poet wino, not a beer pimp.
To each his own, definitely
no skimping on the
drama around here.
Such is life, why would it be
any different in this public arena.
We all want to save face.
You love, they hate.
They love, you hate.
Then, we debate,
all the while, we
continue to create.
So, you see, I'm glad
I'm new to this realm,
there's still time for me
to make my own drama,
yet, I wish, hopefully not.
The heat in the
forum kitchen is
hot enough.
DU Brawlers
Let me tell you a story:
One day I was doing the usual,
batting my lashes at the boys
like I normally do,
all of a sudden a new guy
comes though
and decides he doesn’t like
the boys bawdy hullabaloo.
He got salty and his tank was full,
busted Rturtle in the chops
Slapped Magda on the rump,
pinched Grace on the mams
and stomped Ken’s big toe;
I’ll be damned, what a shmuck!
The Colonel got his boxers in a twist,
“how dare this cad do this”!
So he decided to pull out his gun
and shoot this varmint in the bunns.
Problem was the colonel was loaded
and his aim was not great, he noted.
“Dangit hold still I said, take it like man!”
Meanwhile Stider is laid back in the cut
watching the girls giving lick for lick,
doing their girly stuff.
He’s a lover not a fighter
he’s watching the girls and chuckling.
Some how the gypsy’s chunky butt
gets knocked over
and she ends up
on the bottom of the dog pile
feeling like rover!
Kitty is in the corner
feeling like a damsel in distress,
there will be hell to pay
if they mess her dress!
Oh what a fine mess this is!
Its just another day
at the DU Bar&Grill, join in!
Gypsy Red
"This Ish A Poetry Shite"
I don't spend enough time here
to be acquainted with the politics
the various peasants and their network
of dissenters
under bridge dwellers
whores & junkies
the various monarchs and their networks
of earldoms,
concubines & ennuchs
whores & junkies
Still I find it is perhaps too long.
No matter, we may still
be the Shakespearian fools
in all this regal bullshit
I don't spend enough time here
to be acquainted with the politics
the various peasants and their network
of dissenters
under bridge dwellers
whores & junkies
the various monarchs and their networks
of earldoms,
concubines & ennuchs
whores & junkies
Still I find it is perhaps too long.
No matter, we may still
be the Shakespearian fools
in all this regal bullshit
Amalasuntha said:[quote-130971-lightbaron]the copy
of a copy
of a single piece of pussy
drips diluted
through the threads
rendering a ping
as arousal
I would take offence
but
ok
I take offence
since when was bad humour
a treachery to the state
[/quote]
offensive tendencies
over
sensitivities
hardly ever
match proper time-frames
in the kingdom
where off kiltered humour
is civic duty
of a copy
of a single piece of pussy
drips diluted
through the threads
rendering a ping
as arousal
I would take offence
but
ok
I take offence
since when was bad humour
a treachery to the state
[/quote] offensive tendencies
over
sensitivities
hardly ever
match proper time-frames
in the kingdom
where off kiltered humour
is civic duty
lightbaron said:[quote-131004-Amalasuntha][quote-130971-lightbaron]the copy
of a copy
of a single piece of pussy
drips diluted
through the threads
rendering a ping
as arousal
I would take offence
but
ok
I take offence
since when was bad humour
a treachery to the state[/quote]
offensive tendencies
over
sensitivities
hardly ever
match proper time-frames
in the kingdom
where off kiltered humour
is civic duty[/quote]
you've out-poeted me.
oh well, here in the real world, i'm hungry. Wish me luck and plentiful amino acids. xxxxxxxxxxxxx
(look at all those kisses for you
you wouldn't negate the value of a virtual kiss would you)
of a copy
of a single piece of pussy
drips diluted
through the threads
rendering a ping
as arousal
I would take offence
but
ok
I take offence
since when was bad humour
a treachery to the state
[/quote] offensive tendencies
over
sensitivities
hardly ever
match proper time-frames
in the kingdom
where off kiltered humour
is civic duty[/quote]
you've out-poeted me.
oh well, here in the real world, i'm hungry. Wish me luck and plentiful amino acids. xxxxxxxxxxxxx (look at all those kisses for you
you wouldn't negate the value of a virtual kiss would you)
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