Can you put humor in a poem?

SAVE A COWBOY

he's my stallion
my Italian stallion
i can't wait to mount him
i hope he don't have a heart attack
when i ride him bare back

i don't need a saddle
all i need is a paddle
so i can...
smack him on his ass
if he runs out of gas

he's my tall dark and handsome man
i'm going to ride him till i can't stand
going to take him to the rodeo
were going to take first place in the show

he's my prize wining stallion
there's no way i can lose with my italian
he's hot to trot
sly as a fox
can't wait to get him in my box

got to hold on for dear life
it's going to be a wild ride
he can't buck me
guess he'll have to fuck me

save a cowboy
ride an italian
giddy up
YE HAW!!

Supersize Dreaming

To me it doesn't matter  
if I'm fatter than a pear  
or if my bum is twice as wide  
as this midriff that I bare  

When I walk I feel things tremble  
while I trip the light fantastic  
I envy all those skinny girls  
their boobs restrained in plastic  

But look, I'm just as sexy  
I can shimmy, I can shake  
I didn't plan to grow this way  
it was all a big mistake  

This blubber doesn't signal  
the end of my desires  
I only need some hunky tub  
to stoke these hungry fires  

My appetite for sex is still  
as wild as it could be  
though I admit the mirror holds  
a bit too much of me  

There's a toyboy on my block  
I dream about at night  
I'm certain he would fatten up  
so as a couple we'd look right  

I'd keep him warm and hug him  
he'd never feel the cold  
if only I could pinch his bum  
or would that be too bold?  

But my pudding still needs stirring  
and all the time I ache  
I have to take my mind off things  
with another slice of cake

Nice one, Abra.

Little Thieves

Mind the kibble,
lock it up tight.
Unseen mouses
work through the night.

Crunchy nuggets
left in a bowl.
Are carried away,
that is the goal.

Stashed in old shoes
and behind books.
Tucked under cushions,
they're little crooks.

No wonder the dog
named Cleo's so lean.
The mice are stealing
her canine cuisine.

The Hippo & the Jellyfish

The hippo and the jellyfish        
sat down one day for tea        
they mixed banana        
cocktails        
and danced beside the sea        
       
The jellyfish grew tipsy        
and the hippo gave a snort        
I see you've gone all      
floppy        
what a queer fish I've caught        
       
I'd better use a condom        
the jellyfish replied        
without the right        
protection        
you're in for a surprise        
       
So if I float upon my bottom        
the hippo shyly asked        
Will you sting me with your
willy        
as you go swimming past?  

OH WOW!!!!

I didn't even think I'd come close on this one!  With all the talented and hilarious entries here and I SO VERY HONORED to be the winner.  Thank you and I am humbled.

not bad a bit "Life of Brian" Pythonesque though.