Poetry competition CLOSED 3rd June 2012 9:51am
WINNER
DearPoetry
DearPoetry
RUNNERS-UP:
Grace
and 7wednesdays
You're the other gender
If I were male
I'd be the hottest rocker guy ever
I'd only date the prettiest girls who aren't idiots
I'd be there if she got pregnant
I'd be a gentleman to her family
And oh how they'd love me!
If I were a guy, I'd help fight for womens right
I'd work on it all night
But it's so weird being in this body
What is that?
Oh yeah, when I was a girl...
I remember now
But the girl life is for me
I am too straight and even if I was a guy I couldn't be gay
I'd end up asexual
So thank goodness I'm a girl
I'd be the hottest rocker guy ever
I'd only date the prettiest girls who aren't idiots
I'd be there if she got pregnant
I'd be a gentleman to her family
And oh how they'd love me!
If I were a guy, I'd help fight for womens right
I'd work on it all night
But it's so weird being in this body
What is that?
Oh yeah, when I was a girl...
I remember now
But the girl life is for me
I am too straight and even if I was a guy I couldn't be gay
I'd end up asexual
So thank goodness I'm a girl
Anonymous
Outside I am female
Inside - would rather be male
No menstruation, no childbirth
No second citizen, no multitasking
Take what I want, without asking
With what I have accomplished
As a woman, I would have achieved
Ten times more success - as a man
Women would fight over me!
50 words exactly
Inside - would rather be male
No menstruation, no childbirth
No second citizen, no multitasking
Take what I want, without asking
With what I have accomplished
As a woman, I would have achieved
Ten times more success - as a man
Women would fight over me!
50 words exactly
Anonymous
Again--attempting-it's the 50 words on a big topic-but I am trying LOL 
Lipstick Lesbians
Dykes and femme's
Stud's and crosses
Where does it end
Under the make-up
The ball cap or the
fluff-Woman is a woman
when she's in the buff
So you like cars
and you like hair
I like ball point pens
and don't care
Why is it so hard to believe
Gender has nothing to do
with free
nor Feminism with lesbianism
nor being true to false
Menstruating is a full moon cycle
reminding us that feminine is where life is
If you can't embrace the beauty of a woman
you may not be a lesbian
and you are probably not human
Lipstick Lesbians
Dykes and femme's
Stud's and crosses
Where does it end
Under the make-up
The ball cap or the
fluff-Woman is a woman
when she's in the buff
So you like cars
and you like hair
I like ball point pens
and don't care
Why is it so hard to believe
Gender has nothing to do
with free
nor Feminism with lesbianism
nor being true to false
Menstruating is a full moon cycle
reminding us that feminine is where life is
If you can't embrace the beauty of a woman
you may not be a lesbian
and you are probably not human
I am Man
To roam the world
To find my love
To bring her home
To be the mother
Of my children
To love my life
To honour my wife
To nurture my children
To support and give
To take and receive
To till the land
To harvest the sea
For all those that depends on me
For them to be free
Of wants and needs
And yet would I
A man, stand and serve
Those who love me
Or go wandering
Into the wide out there
For a man is an adventurer
In their minds and every where
Not contented with just being here
But out in the world as well
To see, and conquer
To try my best
To do my truest
Deeds for all
And for me as well
That I would do as a man.
To roam the world
To find my love
To bring her home
To be the mother
Of my children
To love my life
To honour my wife
To nurture my children
To support and give
To take and receive
To till the land
To harvest the sea
For all those that depends on me
For them to be free
Of wants and needs
And yet would I
A man, stand and serve
Those who love me
Or go wandering
Into the wide out there
For a man is an adventurer
In their minds and every where
Not contented with just being here
But out in the world as well
To see, and conquer
To try my best
To do my truest
Deeds for all
And for me as well
That I would do as a man.
Oh! Still a long way to go until Jume 3rd, boy- didn't I pick a fun date?
I hope I can have more writers on here, XD these are amazing Congrats to all of you here so far, they are good reads.
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Hey you there,
Little boy.
Hey there-
Little boy.
Nope- I'm no boy.
It's hey, there-
Little girl, little girl.
It's okay to be confused-
So am I.
That's just fine.
Just say hey,
Hey you.
I hope I can have more writers on here, XD these are amazing
Congrats to all of you here so far, they are good reads. ----
Hey you there,
Little boy.
Hey there-
Little boy.
Nope- I'm no boy.
It's hey, there-
Little girl, little girl.
It's okay to be confused-
So am I.
That's just fine.
Just say hey,
Hey you.
Diffent sex, same effects
If I was a girl,
Every other move
would be a twirl,
Showing my emotions
As easy as going through
Enraptured motions,
Proud of my body
Be shy and bawdy
Still hide behind a mask
Before you even ask
I’d flirt with the other sex
Wait, different sex,
Same effects?
If I was a girl,
Every other move
would be a twirl,
Showing my emotions
As easy as going through
Enraptured motions,
Proud of my body
Be shy and bawdy
Still hide behind a mask
Before you even ask
I’d flirt with the other sex
Wait, different sex,
Same effects?
I'd be terrifying as a girl.
Really, I'd be.
I'd suck at it
And no one would like me
Cos I'm too combative,
With little or no insecurities.
I care very little,
And I despise extra attention.
I like very few things
And dislike a lot of things.
I'd be terrifying as a girl.
Don't you think I'd be?
Really, I'd be.
I'd suck at it
And no one would like me
Cos I'm too combative,
With little or no insecurities.
I care very little,
And I despise extra attention.
I like very few things
And dislike a lot of things.
I'd be terrifying as a girl.
Don't you think I'd be?
Rare red headed carrot top
Make the boy's heart drop
Blondes have more fun
Hair golden like the sun
Dark intellegent brunette
Will really make you sweat
Chick with an afro
Going all natural
Short or long
I cant go wrong
Straight or curled
I'm every girl
Thanks to wigs
Make the boy's heart drop
Blondes have more fun
Hair golden like the sun
Dark intellegent brunette
Will really make you sweat
Chick with an afro
Going all natural
Short or long
I cant go wrong
Straight or curled
I'm every girl
Thanks to wigs
It's not new but fits..
If I was a guy
If I was a guy
I'd pull out my dick and piss on all the little silly bitches
That look for drama where there is none
I'd find it funny and sad when I walk in a club and everyone
Gets all giddy and glad
I know I smell good, look good
I'f I buy you a drink you'll tell me if my dick tastes good
That's for the guys because if I was a guy
I'd be gay as fuck!! and you know why
Men look so good to me
From there head, all the way to there feet
So sexy and sweet
Oh I'd pull my dick out and give them a good old treat
Wouldn't that be fun? I think so,
damn If I could just be a guy
But only for a day
I really do love my girly ways!!!
If I was a guy
If I was a guy
I'd pull out my dick and piss on all the little silly bitches
That look for drama where there is none
I'd find it funny and sad when I walk in a club and everyone
Gets all giddy and glad
I know I smell good, look good
I'f I buy you a drink you'll tell me if my dick tastes good
That's for the guys because if I was a guy
I'd be gay as fuck!! and you know why
Men look so good to me
From there head, all the way to there feet
So sexy and sweet
Oh I'd pull my dick out and give them a good old treat
Wouldn't that be fun? I think so,
damn If I could just be a guy
But only for a day
I really do love my girly ways!!!
If I was a boy
Id learn how to lie
without hurting my girl
or making her cry
If I was a boy
I'd try to do right
and I'd never go to bed
without making things right
If I was a boy...
in this lonely old world
I think that I would
still want to be
a girl.
Id learn how to lie
without hurting my girl
or making her cry
If I was a boy
I'd try to do right
and I'd never go to bed
without making things right
If I was a boy...
in this lonely old world
I think that I would
still want to be
a girl.
