Poetry competition CLOSED 8th May 2018 10:10pm
WINNER
Jade-Pandora (jade tiger)
Jade-Pandora (jade tiger)
A Whole 'Alotta DICKS
in my hand
When I hold it in my hand
Becomes bone by itself stand.
Pumping blood and building pressure
While its head is getting flesher.
Purple colour of the vein
Running all along the cane.
The tube is hot and cannot wait
For my hand to masturbate.
Balls are filling up so fast
To cum inside will be a must.
But for now I’ll squeeze them tight
Some pre-cum eject I might.
How I like to feel this way
Hold the cumming with foreplay.
While I wish and while I lust
My blood will boil and will combust.
Becomes bone by itself stand.
Pumping blood and building pressure
While its head is getting flesher.
Purple colour of the vein
Running all along the cane.
The tube is hot and cannot wait
For my hand to masturbate.
Balls are filling up so fast
To cum inside will be a must.
But for now I’ll squeeze them tight
Some pre-cum eject I might.
How I like to feel this way
Hold the cumming with foreplay.
While I wish and while I lust
My blood will boil and will combust.
Written by joeborg
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My Affection For Erection🍌
( A Contemplation Of Inflation )
“Don’t be a drowser if you browse her.”- Cracker Jackson*
I’m so high on Monty’s Python
I’m a junky for his Chunky
I’d go hatless for my Atlas
Time for Wham Wham on his Bam Bam
I’m so fonda Anaconda
I would want some of his Johnson
I’ll invest half in his Mine-Shaft
Wrap my legs ‘round Arm & Hammer
He can checkmate with the Bishop
He can swagger with that Dagger
I would ding-dong for his fat Shlong
I’da knock wood on his Manhood
I’d put fish sauce on his Egg Roll
I ain’t shirkin’ from his Gherkin
I would tussle his Love Muscle
Noodle with his pork Kielbasa
Open my gift on his Gear Shift
I’m the owner of his Boner
I’m the sporran to his Warren
I’m a hot rock to his Shock Jock
I’m a sundae with Banana
I’m his lil toot to his wood Flute
Genuflecting to my Pope Dick
In a panic for Titanic!
Vote for big cock Dick Obama
Hole in one with Tiger Woody
Time to make him Pussy Hammer
Finish off with Mamma Jamma —
In yo’ face, can’t touch this! lick lick
Copyright©️2018 Jade Pandora. All Rights Reserved.
Written for and entered in the DUP competition
“A Whole ‘Alotta DICKS”.
“Don’t be a drowser if you browse her.”- Cracker Jackson*
I’m so high on Monty’s Python
I’m a junky for his Chunky
I’d go hatless for my Atlas
Time for Wham Wham on his Bam Bam
I’m so fonda Anaconda
I would want some of his Johnson
I’ll invest half in his Mine-Shaft
Wrap my legs ‘round Arm & Hammer
He can checkmate with the Bishop
He can swagger with that Dagger
I would ding-dong for his fat Shlong
I’da knock wood on his Manhood
I’d put fish sauce on his Egg Roll
I ain’t shirkin’ from his Gherkin
I would tussle his Love Muscle
Noodle with his pork Kielbasa
Open my gift on his Gear Shift
I’m the owner of his Boner
I’m the sporran to his Warren
I’m a hot rock to his Shock Jock
I’m a sundae with Banana
I’m his lil toot to his wood Flute
Genuflecting to my Pope Dick
In a panic for Titanic!
Vote for big cock Dick Obama
Hole in one with Tiger Woody
Time to make him Pussy Hammer
Finish off with Mamma Jamma —
In yo’ face, can’t touch this! lick lick
Copyright©️2018 Jade Pandora. All Rights Reserved.
Written for and entered in the DUP competition
“A Whole ‘Alotta DICKS”.
Written by Jade-Pandora
(jade tiger)
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Sorry for late decision!
had some things to do..
Thank you everyone who partook in this competition!!!
I am very grateful...
as grateful as I may be, I saw many ones who didn't follow the rules I had explained above..
I was torn between these two, congratulation Jade!
Thank you for taking a part...
although some words seem to be missing, there were the variety...
Once again,
THANK YOU!!
had some things to do..
Thank you everyone who partook in this competition!!!
I am very grateful...
as grateful as I may be, I saw many ones who didn't follow the rules I had explained above..
I was torn between these two, congratulation Jade!
Thank you for taking a part...
although some words seem to be missing, there were the variety...
Once again,
THANK YOU!!
O.M.G.???
I was totally taken by surprise when the results came in at last... holy cow!
Thank you for the honor, Miss Sourmelon (is it okay if I say that?)... your idea of this competition was pretty amazing!
I congratulate runner-up podium mate John Galt, well done! And so... All the best to everyone... see you all again!
—Jadey
I was totally taken by surprise when the results came in at last... holy cow!
Thank you for the honor, Miss Sourmelon (is it okay if I say that?)... your idea of this competition was pretty amazing!
I congratulate runner-up podium mate John Galt, well done! And so... All the best to everyone... see you all again!
—Jadey
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