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Fk You lol !
Zazzles
Broomie
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Broomie
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 23rd Nov 2013Forum Posts: 1797
Poetry Contest Description
Write a f#@% you poem or prose to someone you can’t stand.
* ADULTS ONLY*
Write a fuck off poem to someone you can’t stand.
Fuck must be in every line
make it funny or make it evil
Please no erotica-
this is a fuck you— platform,
like in “fuck off” type tone 🤬😈 lol
and please be original
No collaborations
Rhyme or prose is welcome
2 submissions per poet.
Example:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q3svW8PM_jc
Fuck me to hell
the fucken law stuck me with you
you damn fucken asshole
fuck off and fuck you!
Fuck it and fuck you
I’m being fucked with no lube
fuck off and fuck you
you fucken donkey
you fucken boob!
Lmao!
Write a fuck off poem to someone you can’t stand.
Fuck must be in every line
make it funny or make it evil
Please no erotica-
this is a fuck you— platform,
like in “fuck off” type tone 🤬😈 lol
and please be original
No collaborations
Rhyme or prose is welcome
2 submissions per poet.
Example:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q3svW8PM_jc
Fuck me to hell
the fucken law stuck me with you
you damn fucken asshole
fuck off and fuck you!
Fuck it and fuck you
I’m being fucked with no lube
fuck off and fuck you
you fucken donkey
you fucken boob!
Lmao!
Anonymous
How many lines have to be written?
Anonymous
Jordan
D.O.C.
Forum Posts: 245
D.O.C.
Thought Provoker
13
Joined 4th May 2022Forum Posts: 245
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PAR
PAULO ACACIO RAMOS
Forum Posts: 306
PAULO ACACIO RAMOS
Dangerous Mind
20
Joined 26th May 2022Forum Posts: 306
WTF
What the fuck do you want me to tell you...
why the fuck do you start a fight?
Fucking words don't help
healing a fucked up relationship.
Little fuck and many nothing,
Quickies, Interruptions, Missed Fucks.
And we just got to fuck
each other's fucking patience.
I'm going to get out of here fast as fuck
and you'll forget about me, fuck it!
PAR
why the fuck do you start a fight?
Fucking words don't help
healing a fucked up relationship.
Little fuck and many nothing,
Quickies, Interruptions, Missed Fucks.
And we just got to fuck
each other's fucking patience.
I'm going to get out of here fast as fuck
and you'll forget about me, fuck it!
PAR
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(PAULO ACACIO RAMOS)
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eswaller
Forum Posts: 762
Dangerous Mind
31
Joined 22nd Dec 2015Forum Posts: 762
Fuck You
It is you who I fucking hate
Because you fucked me over
And left me for the fucking dead.
So fuck you and everything you love.
Fuck your mom because she raised
You to be a fucking idiot and
Fuck your dad for leaving you to be
A man. But it is you and your fucking
Black heart I hate the fucking most
Because it is what got me fucked
Over to begin with. So fuck you.
Because you fucked me over
And left me for the fucking dead.
So fuck you and everything you love.
Fuck your mom because she raised
You to be a fucking idiot and
Fuck your dad for leaving you to be
A man. But it is you and your fucking
Black heart I hate the fucking most
Because it is what got me fucked
Over to begin with. So fuck you.
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Zazzles
Broomie
Forum Posts: 1797
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
24
Joined 23rd Nov 2013Forum Posts: 1797
Ps at least 12 lines thank you
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Zazzles
Broomie
Forum Posts: 1797
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 23rd Nov 2013Forum Posts: 1797
So while I appreciate your submission, Oliva, it’s totally off the mark love, sorry boo. This comp is more about letting it rip
u know, like let off some steam against somebody you can’t fucking stand! you know what I’m saying luv? you can try again if you want 👍🏻☺️
u know, like let off some steam against somebody you can’t fucking stand! you know what I’m saying luv? you can try again if you want 👍🏻☺️
MadameLavender
Forum Posts: 5726
Guardian of Shadows
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Joined 17th Feb 2013Forum Posts: 5726
Zazzles, You F'kn Wench
Yeah, fuck you.
You moved to the fucking beach
and left me here, inland, with all the fucking snow.
I'll fuckin' remember this--don't you worry.
I'm still driving-fucking-distance to Wingaersheek
and I'm gonna haul my fucking ass
up there and write "Fuck!" in the sand
outside your fucking window
with a driftwood fuck-stick.
How's them fuckin' apples?
Put that in your fuckin' pipe and smoke it.
(You know I'm fucking kidding--
I'm so fucking happy you made it outta the 'Burg!)
Save a fuckin' plot of land for me--
I'll be there when I don't give a flying fuck about my job anymore
or if I win the fucking lottery-- whichever comes first.
Congratulations with all my (jealous) fucking heart--
I fucking love that you made the dream, happen!
💜💜💜
You moved to the fucking beach
and left me here, inland, with all the fucking snow.
I'll fuckin' remember this--don't you worry.
I'm still driving-fucking-distance to Wingaersheek
and I'm gonna haul my fucking ass
up there and write "Fuck!" in the sand
outside your fucking window
with a driftwood fuck-stick.
How's them fuckin' apples?
Put that in your fuckin' pipe and smoke it.
(You know I'm fucking kidding--
I'm so fucking happy you made it outta the 'Burg!)
Save a fuckin' plot of land for me--
I'll be there when I don't give a flying fuck about my job anymore
or if I win the fucking lottery-- whichever comes first.
Congratulations with all my (jealous) fucking heart--
I fucking love that you made the dream, happen!
💜💜💜
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Zazzles
Broomie
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Broomie
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 23rd Nov 2013Forum Posts: 1797
Brilliant ! Of course i know you kidding lol
Yeah it’s beautiful here in Gloucester Ma.
Thanks for wishing me well hun.
Last night was my first night here.
Yeah it’s beautiful here in Gloucester Ma.
Thanks for wishing me well hun.
Last night was my first night here.
Fucking Relationships!
Fucking Relationships!
Fuck if I fucking understand them.
So,Im not gonna fucking talk about them,
Any fucking more.
Instead,
I'll fucking talk about----
PIGS!
That's fucking write---
Fat as fuck,
Pinky,pinkey,PIGS.
That kind of,
Fucking lovely,
Bacon pigs,
One enjoys.
And NOT.
An ugly as fuck guy
Called Steve,
Who was my fucking,
Lying,fucking cheating,EX.
Ru fucking listening?
I like fucking pigs!
SHIT!---
No!
No!
No!
I don't MEAN,
I LIKE FUCKING Pigs!
I MEAN,
I---I---I
Like Pigs,cos their so fucking cute.
And NOT---I FUCK Pigs!!!
That's all I fucking meant!
(Phew! Glad I fucking made that fucking clear.)
Fucking hell,
That sounded so fucking wrong!
Write,
I'm fucking off now.
Fucking Goodbye Guys.
Before I go,
I just wanna say--
I fucking hate you Steve.
A fucking waste of breath,
A piece of fucking shit,
Who made me talk about Pigs.
©Wired6. 25/1/2023.
Fuck if I fucking understand them.
So,Im not gonna fucking talk about them,
Any fucking more.
Instead,
I'll fucking talk about----
PIGS!
That's fucking write---
Fat as fuck,
Pinky,pinkey,PIGS.
That kind of,
Fucking lovely,
Bacon pigs,
One enjoys.
And NOT.
An ugly as fuck guy
Called Steve,
Who was my fucking,
Lying,fucking cheating,EX.
Ru fucking listening?
I like fucking pigs!
SHIT!---
No!
No!
No!
I don't MEAN,
I LIKE FUCKING Pigs!
I MEAN,
I---I---I
Like Pigs,cos their so fucking cute.
And NOT---I FUCK Pigs!!!
That's all I fucking meant!
(Phew! Glad I fucking made that fucking clear.)
Fucking hell,
That sounded so fucking wrong!
Write,
I'm fucking off now.
Fucking Goodbye Guys.
Before I go,
I just wanna say--
I fucking hate you Steve.
A fucking waste of breath,
A piece of fucking shit,
Who made me talk about Pigs.
©Wired6. 25/1/2023.
Written by Wired6
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Hi Zazzs,
Hope u well?
I'm not sure if I followed the---"I fucking hate you", vibe?
I said a lot of "fucking" word though!and mentioned pigs-(I was in a, "fucking" funny mood)
Lol. If I'm off the mark,please let me know and I'll unsubmit it.
Take care.
Wired6.
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PoetSpeak
Forum Posts: 168
Tyrant of Words
56
Joined 17th Nov 2013Forum Posts: 168
Fuck Beige
It's not a color
That belongs in any spectrum
It's a pathetic afterthought
Of not quite brown or tan
If you own a beige couch
Get rid of it
Be daring, Be bold
March to the store
Buy black and red
You don't have to think about it
Just do it
Fuck beige
Fuck everyone who thinks in beige
Don't be seen in it
You've been warned
That belongs in any spectrum
It's a pathetic afterthought
Of not quite brown or tan
If you own a beige couch
Get rid of it
Be daring, Be bold
March to the store
Buy black and red
You don't have to think about it
Just do it
Fuck beige
Fuck everyone who thinks in beige
Don't be seen in it
You've been warned
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PAR
PAULO ACACIO RAMOS
Forum Posts: 306
PAULO ACACIO RAMOS
Dangerous Mind
20
Joined 26th May 2022Forum Posts: 306
Sworn prayer!
Fuck I pricked my finger.
Fuck this I said fuck this!
Fuck it, said fuck it again.
Fuck this life of nothing to say.
Fuck these stray thoughts!
God forgive me for fucked up words.
God doesn't have a fuck to do with this.
God! I'm cursing this fucked up life.
God forgive me this fucking seam.
God will punish me for my whole fucking life.
Fuck it all, I wasn't born to be like this.
Fucked like a fucking seamstress nun.
PAR
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