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Fuck Beige
It's not a color
That belongs in any spectrum
It's a pathetic afterthought
Of not quite brown or tan
If you own a beige couch
Get rid of it
Be daring, Be bold
March to the store
Buy black and red
You don't have to think about it
Just do it
Fuck beige
Fuck everyone who thinks in beige
Don't be seen in it
You've been warned
That belongs in any spectrum
It's a pathetic afterthought
Of not quite brown or tan
If you own a beige couch
Get rid of it
Be daring, Be bold
March to the store
Buy black and red
You don't have to think about it
Just do it
Fuck beige
Fuck everyone who thinks in beige
Don't be seen in it
You've been warned
Published 4th Apr 2014
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4th Apr 2014 1:18am
this poem made me laugh Poet because of the comment you left me once :) fuck beige!!! you can call me the lady in red :) with love Brenda
4th Apr 2014 1:20am
This is my 200th poem on this site.
I want to burn it in with this sentiment.
It's a movement to rid the world of mediocrity, one bad color at a time
xx
poet
I want to burn it in with this sentiment.
It's a movement to rid the world of mediocrity, one bad color at a time
xx
poet
4th Apr 2014 4:16am
Lucky coffee isn't beige!!
This poem did make me giggle, observant now to colour choices!! xx
This poem did make me giggle, observant now to colour choices!! xx
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5th Apr 2014 2:30am
Ooooooo! I don't own anything beige but wish I did just see what would happen. LOL!!!! :)
5th Apr 2014 2:36am
5th Apr 2014 3:55am
this poem made me laugh thanks, sadly the walls of my dorm are somewhere between yellow and beige
5th Apr 2014 4:14am
You can't help that. Unless you host a beer blast painting event. Urban paint activists...
thx for the visit
thx for the visit
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2nd Feb 2023 2:36pm
Well fucking said. Live life in glorious technicolour. Actually, that's the theme of my new book!
2nd Feb 2023 2:47pm
2nd Feb 2023 2:48pm
Sneak preview (and I haven't told anyone this yet!): each chapter is about a different colour. You'll be pleased to learn that there is absolutely no beige! It smacks of indecision IMHO.
