Writers Block Exercise  

Example for my Writers Block competition.                                
                                      
                                   
I woke up in a convalescence unit somewhere in Yorkshire England mumbling to myself, “you expect too much from me.”   I quickly realized I must be trippin’ or dreaming. The latter seems more likely but played along with my own mind anyway. I called the airlines using my cell phone and booked a flight out of there ASAP back to America!  —Damnit! I couldn’t remember if I had my papers in order and start frantically looking for my visa and passport! Luckily they are both inside my purse. I then call for a taxicab to take me to the airport. I arrive on time, but just barley. A horde of Smurfs were blocking my way to my entrance gate. “ Hey-hey now!” I yelled as I advanced forward, “out of my way you damn losers!”   I hurry down the hallway and onto the plane finding my seat quickly and sat down next to a ghoulish looking creep. He smiled with a set of  jack-o’-lantern teeth and said hello with a flurry of words all attached to tiny spit-bomb droplets, each assaulting and drowning my face as he spoke! I looked terrified as I waved hello back. I remained silent while wishing to vanquish this person to a different seat. I fell asleep and was soon on a dream walk. I now find myself on a deserted island with a fifth of Rum and a locked treasure chest just sitting in the sand in front of me. All of a sudden an amazon looking giant Woman??  just appears out of nowhere and tried to take the treasure chest and Rum and run for it! I quickly bent back my right leg and cunt-punt her as hard as I can with my foot! Noticing fallen coconuts everywhere in the sand, I, with a long deep reach, grabbed a coconut to smack her with it!  😂          
                      

   Such a nightmare it was, I can hardly  begin to recall it.  
   Weird, ghoulish. Smurfs with indescribable grins on their faces.  They were not the usual cute little ones.  They were quite dirty.  They looked as if they were a bunch of losers thrown out of their group. They were circling around me, daring me to find a way to open the locked treasure chest, a sort of vintage piece left on this deserted  island by a Blue Beard look-alike.  
   The were yapping so much and passing a fifth-bottle of rhum around and I could hardly make what the flurry of words was all about.  
   Their leader kept  pointing at the treasure chest  as if inside we would find all a guy needs to recover from his losses.  
   But my hands were tied:  ''you expect too much of me''  I kept saying, repeating, almost crying in trying to get them to understand my plight. Still they would not understand. I was lost.  Totally vanquished.  Would they hang me?  Get me to a ship, make me walk the plank? A deep reach in my soul to try to remain calm. To no avail.  It was then a gorgeous blonde approached me in a very angry manner, so I lost it and gave her a solid cunt-punt, and tried to get away from the angry mob.  
   And even as I woke up in a bed of sweat, still in fear of these smurfs chasing me, half-dazed, I was gently led  to reality be a charming Dream Walker during my  convalescence.....which happened to be in the midst of Halloween at the Evergreen Memorial Hospital.

   Such a nightmare it was, I can hardly  begin to recall it.  
   Weird, ghoulish. Smurfs with indescribable grins on their faces.  They were not the usual cute little ones.  They were quite dirty.  They looked as if they were a bunch of losers thrown out of their group. They were circling around me, daring me to find a way to open the locked treasure chest, a sort of vintage piece left on this deserted  island by a Blue Beard look-alike.  
   The were yapping so much and passing a fifth-bottle of rhum around and I could hardly make what the flurry of words was all about.  
   Their leader kept  pointing at the treasure chest  as if inside we would find all a guy needs to recover from his losses.  
   But my hands were tied:  ''you expect too much of me''  I kept saying, repeating, almost crying in trying to get them to understand my plight. Still they would not understand. I was lost.  Totally vanquished.  Would they hang me?  Get me to a ship, make me walk the plank? A deep reach in my soul to try to remain calm. To no avail.  It was then a gorgeous blonde approached me in a very angry manner, so I lost it and gave her a solid cunt-punt, and tried to get away from the angry mob.  
   And even as I woke up in a bed of sweat, still in fear of these smurfs chasing me, half-dazed, I was gently led  to reality be a charming Dream Walker during my  convalescence.....which happened to be in the midst of Halloween at the Evergreen Memorial Hospital.

       
I will cunt-punt you to the fucken moon the next time you disrespect me about my smile; said the woman sitting in the waiting area, to the woman sitting behind a desk at *SMILES R US* Dental office in the magical district of Broom, located in the 11th Kingdom of None. I dare say, I will charge onto you with the force of a raging horde of Smurfs you ghoulish looking loser. And you can forget about dream walking to a deserted island where tales of a secret treasure chest lay in wait. Legend has it it’s been locked for thousands of years just begging to be opened. I will vanquish you with my deep reach of magic; with a flurry of words that will bind, blind and disfigure you, more so than you already are, leaving you completely helpless to mine cheese on the moon for the rest of your life😂You will need top notch convalescence by the time I’m finish with you. I will then drink and be merry with a fifth of rum to be finally rid of you! The woman behind the desk slyly replies; You expect too much from me dear lady to think that I can restrain myself from you and your Jack-o’-lantern teeth!😂