Poetry competition CLOSED 14th October 2019 2:05am
WINNER
Jade-Pandora (jade tiger)
Jade-Pandora (jade tiger)
RUNNER-UP:
Josh
Two Sentence Horror Story
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Anonymous
Cliff hanger
The sub it sinks, desel and acid fog fill the air, red lights flashing
A scorpion awakes from recently opened box of bananas
A scorpion awakes from recently opened box of bananas
Written by slipalong
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MadameLavender said:Skidmarks
Driving along the highway, I farted as I passed the "Next Rest Area: 10 Miles" sign.
Immediately, I realized that I actually had to take a shit.
You, Lisa, never fail to make me laugh!!
(thank You)
Damn this is sooooooo funny to me for some reason.
I've always loved Your twisted humor for going on many years.
Driving along the highway, I farted as I passed the "Next Rest Area: 10 Miles" sign.
Immediately, I realized that I actually had to take a shit.
You, Lisa, never fail to make me laugh!!
(thank You)
Damn this is sooooooo funny to me for some reason.
I've always loved Your twisted humor for going on many years.
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THE MONSTER HIDING UNDER THE BED, PALES IN COMPARISON
On a cold January morning, the naked, orange, portly man ascends the dais, smugly approaching the microphone.
"My insignificant , me loving, Americans...my second, maybe not last, term is gonna be HUGE just like this biggest crowd ever assembled to kneel, worship, and kiss my Ferragamos."
"My insignificant , me loving, Americans...my second, maybe not last, term is gonna be HUGE just like this biggest crowd ever assembled to kneel, worship, and kiss my Ferragamos."
Written by Gahddess_Worship
(Osomajestuoso)
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Immortals
Her eyes flashed, she had a wicked grin,
drool escaping from fangs to chin.
She drank my veins, the blood like gin,
my immortal life can now begin.
drool escaping from fangs to chin.
She drank my veins, the blood like gin,
my immortal life can now begin.
Written by Chalklineoutline
(Michael Parker)
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