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Poetry competition CLOSED 25th September 2018 9:47am
WINNER
ReggiePoet (Reggie)
ReggiePoet (Reggie)
RUNNERS-UP:
seekingkate
and Josh
C U Next Tuesday
Poetry Contest Description
you have only got a choice of two titles 1.C U Next Tuesday or 2. CUNT
there has been a lot of discussions about the use of swear words in poetry and how some people get easily offended so I want to see where this will take this. as I sad there is only the choice of the two titles Pick one and get started. if you are offended by this competition then don't enter and certainly don't read the entries
ok lets write about CUNT it has so many meanings and uses don't go for the obvious be inventive, be strange and be artistic
three weeks
max 40 lines
Collabs if you wish
as many entries as you like
I will choose the winners`
ok lets write about CUNT it has so many meanings and uses don't go for the obvious be inventive, be strange and be artistic
three weeks
max 40 lines
Collabs if you wish
as many entries as you like
I will choose the winners`
Anonymous
Are we allowed audio?
Cunt
I tend to be amazed by all the shuck
Been going round about a woman’s cunt.
As if the word is something you should buck,
Just simmer down, okay, let me be blunt.
What do you think, do women take the brunt
On ways to get a dude off when we suck,
Or on the want of cats who live to shunt.
I think most will agree it’s quite a stunt;
A kitty’s double-teamed in relay fuck
To take one up the back and up the front.
It won’t be long till jock’s back on the hunt
For any femme with whom to thrust & grunt,
As long as there’s a cock to sink a putt
To satisfy a skirt in spite his runt.
And doesn’t mind a promise when it’s bunk
About a lick and ream of shaven cunt.
But notices you haven’t washed your funk,
And soon will come the Dawg who owns your junk.
It’s on his bitch’s face your smelly spunk,
It’s gonna get around you’re just a punk.
You shoulda thought of that, you betta duck,
Forget the rest cause Dawg’s about to punt!
Been going round about a woman’s cunt.
As if the word is something you should buck,
Just simmer down, okay, let me be blunt.
What do you think, do women take the brunt
On ways to get a dude off when we suck,
Or on the want of cats who live to shunt.
I think most will agree it’s quite a stunt;
A kitty’s double-teamed in relay fuck
To take one up the back and up the front.
It won’t be long till jock’s back on the hunt
For any femme with whom to thrust & grunt,
As long as there’s a cock to sink a putt
To satisfy a skirt in spite his runt.
And doesn’t mind a promise when it’s bunk
About a lick and ream of shaven cunt.
But notices you haven’t washed your funk,
And soon will come the Dawg who owns your junk.
It’s on his bitch’s face your smelly spunk,
It’s gonna get around you’re just a punk.
You shoulda thought of that, you betta duck,
Forget the rest cause Dawg’s about to punt!
Written by Jade-Pandora
(jade tiger)
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Anonymous
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I Speak Cunt
When I Want To Be Cuntipotent
Beyond Some God Omnipotent
I Use Cunt Speak And Cuneiform
Written In Blood Warm Not Weak
Like Blood Of Men , A Cycle Again
Like Kunda And Inanna And Quadesha
This Is My Sacred Tongue Of Two Lips
Flapping Wings In Some Butterfly Effect
Clit Erect And At Attention Not To Mention
My Inner Walls Like A Tunnel And Funnel
For The Life And Death Of My Universe ,
Both Living Blessing And Deadly Curse ;
See Your Local Sacred Whore For More !
She May Give You A Cue Or Clue
http://fishcalledsanda.blogspot.com/2013/08/reclaiming-feminine-in-religion-and.html
Beyond Some God Omnipotent
I Use Cunt Speak And Cuneiform
Written In Blood Warm Not Weak
Like Blood Of Men , A Cycle Again
Like Kunda And Inanna And Quadesha
This Is My Sacred Tongue Of Two Lips
Flapping Wings In Some Butterfly Effect
Clit Erect And At Attention Not To Mention
My Inner Walls Like A Tunnel And Funnel
For The Life And Death Of My Universe ,
Both Living Blessing And Deadly Curse ;
See Your Local Sacred Whore For More !
She May Give You A Cue Or Clue
http://fishcalledsanda.blogspot.com/2013/08/reclaiming-feminine-in-religion-and.html
Written by Blackwolf
(I.M.Blackwolf)
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CUNT
Let my words
Thru your lips
Tonight my love
Let my mind
Seize your hips
Tonight my love
Let my brain
Waves connect
Tonight my love
Let my eyes
Yours reflect
Tonight my love
Let my teeth
Nip your breast
Tonight my love
Let my lust
Be undressed
Tonight my love
Let myself
Deep within
Tonight my love
Let my breath
Singe your skin
Tonight my love
Let my tongue
Taste the fount
Tonight my love
Let my thighs
You surmount
Tonight my love
Let my spear
End the hunt
Tonight my love
Let me feast
On your cunt
Tonight my love
Thru your lips
Tonight my love
Let my mind
Seize your hips
Tonight my love
Let my brain
Waves connect
Tonight my love
Let my eyes
Yours reflect
Tonight my love
Let my teeth
Nip your breast
Tonight my love
Let my lust
Be undressed
Tonight my love
Let myself
Deep within
Tonight my love
Let my breath
Singe your skin
Tonight my love
Let my tongue
Taste the fount
Tonight my love
Let my thighs
You surmount
Tonight my love
Let my spear
End the hunt
Tonight my love
Let me feast
On your cunt
Tonight my love
Written by SatInUGal
(Kumar)
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CU Next Tuesday (Her Limerick)
Woman to barter for the hunt
Admit it! she bore quite the brunt
So for this weaker sex
She employed but the hex
Of her cunt-quite cunning this stunt!
R.
Author’s Post-Script and Some Early Cuntal Counsel:
Ȝeue ži cunte to cunnig and craue affetir wedding*.
*Give your cunt wisely and make demands after the wedding.
—Proverbs of Hendyng (pre-14th century manuscript).
Admit it! she bore quite the brunt
So for this weaker sex
She employed but the hex
Of her cunt-quite cunning this stunt!
R.
Author’s Post-Script and Some Early Cuntal Counsel:
Ȝeue ži cunte to cunnig and craue affetir wedding*.
*Give your cunt wisely and make demands after the wedding.
—Proverbs of Hendyng (pre-14th century manuscript).
Written by Rachelleundrgrd
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https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/319622-see-you-next-tuesday/
Sorry, I went four lines too long!
Sorry, I went four lines too long!
