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CU Next Tuesday (Her Limerick)

Woman to barter for the hunt
Admit it! she bore quite the brunt
So for this weaker sex
She employed but the hex
Of her cunt-quite cunning this stunt!
 
R.
 
 
Author’s Post-Script and Some Early Cuntal Counsel:
Ȝeue ži cunte to cunnig and craue affetir wedding*.
*Give your cunt wisely and make demands after the wedding.
—Proverbs of Hendyng (pre-14th century manuscript).
 
 
Written by Rachelleundrgrd
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Written for the CUNTuesday competition.
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