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CU Next Tuesday (Her Limerick)
Woman to barter for the hunt
Admit it! she bore quite the brunt
So for this weaker sex
She employed but the hex
Of her cunt-quite cunning this stunt!
R.
Author’s Post-Script and Some Early Cuntal Counsel:
Ȝeue þi cunte to cunnig and craue affetir wedding*.
*Give your cunt wisely and make demands after the wedding.
—Proverbs of Hendyng (pre-14th century manuscript).
Admit it! she bore quite the brunt
So for this weaker sex
She employed but the hex
Of her cunt-quite cunning this stunt!
R.
Author’s Post-Script and Some Early Cuntal Counsel:
Ȝeue þi cunte to cunnig and craue affetir wedding*.
*Give your cunt wisely and make demands after the wedding.
—Proverbs of Hendyng (pre-14th century manuscript).
Published 8th Sep 2018
Author's Note
Written for the CUNTuesday competition.
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Anonymous
8th Sep 2018 4:19pm
Fuck! You make my Welsh flash thrash and flash into the grave.
8th Sep 2018 4:29pm
8th Sep 2018 5:18pm
For far too long, one of the few effective tactics at our disposal....survival can be quite the cunt.
Anonymous
- Edited 8th Nov 2018 00:49am
8th Sep 2018 8:46pm
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