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Poetry competition CLOSED 8th May 2018 10:10pm
WINNER
Jade-Pandora (jade tiger)
Jade-Pandora (jade tiger)
A Whole 'Alotta DICKS
Poetry Contest Description
Write a poem with different words to describe the male genitalia
Many ways to call a penis...
Can you write a solid poem with not just one word,
but MULTIPLE WORDS that you call a penis?
The common ones include:
-Penis -Twinkies
-Rod -Dick
-Wand -Male genitals
-Cock
-Stick
- Shaft
Etc...
at least include all these words in one poem,
if you can come up with more,
bonus points!
Will it be a serious or a humorous poem...
How deep can the head go in the gutters..?
Quite excited to see the entries!
-Two entries per poet
-Collabs welcome
Can you write a solid poem with not just one word,
but MULTIPLE WORDS that you call a penis?
The common ones include:
-Penis -Twinkies
-Rod -Dick
-Wand -Male genitals
-Cock
-Stick
- Shaft
Etc...
at least include all these words in one poem,
if you can come up with more,
bonus points!
Will it be a serious or a humorous poem...
How deep can the head go in the gutters..?
Quite excited to see the entries!
-Two entries per poet
-Collabs welcome
GRAY'S CALAMITY
Who’s the fella
Who named the genitalia
Could he have coined any words
That could possibly sound any worse?
He certainly wasn’t a poet
Who composed in rhythm and verse
It must have been Charlie
Author of ‘Gray’s Anatomy’
His prudent Victorian sensibilities
Resulted in names are embarrassing
And even sound a bit ugly
Albeit the name of the female design
Vagina; I hate the word vagina
For what does it rhyme with?
"Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, nausea!"
Such a pretty pink place
Should have a warm and snuggly name
Not be called something that reminds
One of infections or shame
And the word ‘penis’
What’s up with that?
No pun intended
But he couldn’t have named it
Anything else
That would sound more inanimate
That little devil
With a mind of his own
Should be called something exciting
Something a bit frightening
Making the bearer proud
When it makes his gal
Shutter and moan
A cute frisky nick name, like
Tallywhacker
Cheek smacker
Tinker boy
Her Toy
Billy Bob
Lap Dog
Or,
Magic Dong
Whish-Were-long
Kosher Porker
Thong Opener
Tonsil Tickler
Sigh! Master
“The Inflatable Edible Tastily Incredible, Me”
ANYTHING….but Penis
You prude prig
Victorian Genius!
snugglebuck
Written by snugglebuck
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Erection Deficient Disorder
I
Have
An
Erection
Human
Exclamation
Gets
Attention
!
Have
An
Erection
Human
Exclamation
Gets
Attention
!
Written by snugglebuck
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She Got Some...
This girl'd been craving some
Twinkies
My twin-kids don't wanna share
But my dong 'gone flung
So I gave her a bong
With magic wand her hooze went a'booze
High she went so thick was my DICK
Like a gun
I SHOT my bullets
In her ta-ta's CAPISH
Her craving's away when this cock is so good
A sugar-rod you can't resist
Way better than MALE GENITALS
Or is this a penis...
STICK it in her
KABOOM
Her sweet-tooth satisfied
Siwsh swash was my shaft
Flickering my candlestick
Make some more twin-babies
"Mr. McHugheBalls"
Is my last name in tact
A handle you can't handle
When it fits in that Gut!
This girl'd been craving some
Twinkies
My twin-kids don't wanna share
But my dong 'gone flung
So I gave her a bong
With magic wand her hooze went a'booze
High she went so thick was my DICK
Like a gun
I SHOT my bullets
In her ta-ta's CAPISH
Her craving's away when this cock is so good
A sugar-rod you can't resist
Way better than MALE GENITALS
Or is this a penis...
STICK it in her
KABOOM
Her sweet-tooth satisfied
Siwsh swash was my shaft
Flickering my candlestick
Make some more twin-babies
"Mr. McHugheBalls"
Is my last name in tact
A handle you can't handle
When it fits in that Gut!
Pondering the penis
An ugly little guy if you want the truth, If you call him a dingdong, Twinkie, or hotdog well...that'd be uncooth.
However, I'm happy to relay call him a dick, rod, or stick well that's a-ok.
In some racier circles the terms cock, shaft, or black hammer might be just right.
But, love muscle, love stick, and thingy well that's just a fright.
And, it's just my opinion for sure.
But wand, male genitalia, and prick well their just a bore.
And,I'm sure we all can relate,
to calling the little jerk a tally whacker, a gun, or a snake.
This list keeps going it's getting so long,
but wait I forgot Johnson, Peter, and schlong.
But alas, if I don't stop, the names for pecker will continue to rain.
So I will say a sad goodbye with wood, baby maker, and candy cane.
However, I'm happy to relay call him a dick, rod, or stick well that's a-ok.
In some racier circles the terms cock, shaft, or black hammer might be just right.
But, love muscle, love stick, and thingy well that's just a fright.
And, it's just my opinion for sure.
But wand, male genitalia, and prick well their just a bore.
And,I'm sure we all can relate,
to calling the little jerk a tally whacker, a gun, or a snake.
This list keeps going it's getting so long,
but wait I forgot Johnson, Peter, and schlong.
But alas, if I don't stop, the names for pecker will continue to rain.
So I will say a sad goodbye with wood, baby maker, and candy cane.
Written by Bluelulu
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Anonymous
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I have a short story I've been working on. called Willy the one eyed wonder worm's adventures to find the jizz-lizard wizard in the land of Pornia. I wanted to know if I had to use your penis references in my submission, or if I could use solely my own. I was also curious about the deadline. I have a bad habit of missing deadlines, and I would love to contribute to your competition.
Candy
I want you
Like I want red licorice
I know it is bad for me
And leads to my bitterness
Like a petulant child
I stomp my foot
The heart wants
Cuz baby I’m hooked
Hooked on your member
Hooked on you kiss
When will you render
The passion I miss
Cuz love after all
Is what we do naked
Like I want red licorice
I know it is bad for me
And leads to my bitterness
Like a petulant child
I stomp my foot
The heart wants
Cuz baby I’m hooked
Hooked on your member
Hooked on you kiss
When will you render
The passion I miss
Cuz love after all
Is what we do naked
Written by Amanacer
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Companion
The reason for sucking
With such enthusiasm
Is just for the fucking
My quivering chasm
Always spasms
When your genitalia
Pierces my vulva
Take me now
And make me your subject
Like a king on a throne
I will bow in respect
Give me that fat cock
And satiate my desire
Let your hose extinguish my fire
You became my religion
The only belief system
For which I was smitten
Another nameless victim
Then tossed me aside
As I was astride
Boy, you’re sad now
Cuz I’m not around
To worship your dick
So when it gets thick
You just have to wish
That my enthusiasm
Was still your companion
With such enthusiasm
Is just for the fucking
My quivering chasm
Always spasms
When your genitalia
Pierces my vulva
Take me now
And make me your subject
Like a king on a throne
I will bow in respect
Give me that fat cock
And satiate my desire
Let your hose extinguish my fire
You became my religion
The only belief system
For which I was smitten
Another nameless victim
Then tossed me aside
As I was astride
Boy, you’re sad now
Cuz I’m not around
To worship your dick
So when it gets thick
You just have to wish
That my enthusiasm
Was still your companion
Written by Amanacer
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If
Why do I
Still obsess about you
When really
You were just another dick
Attached to the dick
That I still obsess about
If I had known that
You would call me fat
And call me old
You told me you never cared for me
And then you told
Me that you would take your dick away
No longer for me to play
And yet
I still obsess about the days
and the nights and all of the long
Afternoons with you inside of me
Still obsess about you
When really
You were just another dick
Attached to the dick
That I still obsess about
If I had known that
You would call me fat
And call me old
You told me you never cared for me
And then you told
Me that you would take your dick away
No longer for me to play
And yet
I still obsess about the days
and the nights and all of the long
Afternoons with you inside of me
Written by Amanacer
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pee pee
Whoopee stick starts my spit
Cattle prod just reinforces that shit
Fire the lap rocket, facing facts
Before we batter dip the cranny ax
Marinate the nether rod
Power drill like a deranged sod
The dude piston misfires alone
Pressure washing with the quiver bone
Cannonball cant cause no harm
Like an angry babies arm
The pork steeple is sexy still
Pounding like a pneumatic drill
How minty is this angry cock
Spearmint willy made of blackpool rock
Stabby like a shabby prick
Sometimes his name is just dick
or peepee or tail
flipmode
Ham wallet tastes of chicken
The oyster ditch is finger lickin
Gut locker made of bangers and mash
So retrofit the pudding hatch
Exposed to the squish mitten
In the yippee bog im smitten
Bitch wrinkle, in the stove
Diving into the fiddle cove
Heres my precious lord of rings
Come here blood check out my tings
Tuppence, fairy, snatch and vagina
Pussy now sculpted by a designer
or mary or foofoo
Cattle prod just reinforces that shit
Fire the lap rocket, facing facts
Before we batter dip the cranny ax
Marinate the nether rod
Power drill like a deranged sod
The dude piston misfires alone
Pressure washing with the quiver bone
Cannonball cant cause no harm
Like an angry babies arm
The pork steeple is sexy still
Pounding like a pneumatic drill
How minty is this angry cock
Spearmint willy made of blackpool rock
Stabby like a shabby prick
Sometimes his name is just dick
or peepee or tail
flipmode
Ham wallet tastes of chicken
The oyster ditch is finger lickin
Gut locker made of bangers and mash
So retrofit the pudding hatch
Exposed to the squish mitten
In the yippee bog im smitten
Bitch wrinkle, in the stove
Diving into the fiddle cove
Heres my precious lord of rings
Come here blood check out my tings
Tuppence, fairy, snatch and vagina
Pussy now sculpted by a designer
or mary or foofoo
Written by composedWITHrazors
(Blade Artist)
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My Pen is Mightier
My pen is mightier than any sword or rod,
It spits so much fire you’ll be like “Oh my gawd!”
Because come hell or high water it’s a slaughter,
My wand is more magical than Harry Potter!
My pen is cocked and loaded maybe encoded,
From tip to cap to stick and shaft and barrel,
Thus depending on the size of the ball’s point,
You best believe the ink will feel a little feral.
Don’t worry, the trick is in not seeing the prick,
Like sick slick limerick licks that please and tickle,
It'll be hard like bricks, thick like Webster’s dic-
-tionary
You’ll definitely find yourself in a stiff pickle.
So whether you spit them out or swallow the words,
There is nothing mightier or harder than this,
Because you know I would, you know this wood,
That’s how I describe the anatomy of what my pen is.
My pen is mightier than any sword or rod,
It spits so much fire you’ll be like “Oh my gawd!”
Because come hell or high water it’s a slaughter,
My wand is more magical than Harry Potter!
My pen is cocked and loaded maybe encoded,
From tip to cap to stick and shaft and barrel,
Thus depending on the size of the ball’s point,
You best believe the ink will feel a little feral.
Don’t worry, the trick is in not seeing the prick,
Like sick slick limerick licks that please and tickle,
It'll be hard like bricks, thick like Webster’s dic-
-tionary
You’ll definitely find yourself in a stiff pickle.
So whether you spit them out or swallow the words,
There is nothing mightier or harder than this,
Because you know I would, you know this wood,
That’s how I describe the anatomy of what my pen is.
