Surreal Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
#surreal
missjem56
Poem Published
7th Dec 2023 3:56pm
7th Dec 2023 3:56pm
AI Or Oo-er?
I don't fully comprehend
What's occuring
With all this AI stuff
Taking over the world
But my laptop
Has just informed me
That i'm to be
It's bitch!
Oo-er!
by Jemia
What's occuring
With all this AI stuff
Taking over the world
But my laptop
Has just informed me
That i'm to be
It's bitch!
Oo-er!
by Jemia
#technology
#funny
#surreal #dystopian
#surreal #dystopian
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missjem56
Poem Published
4th Dec 2023 10:45pm
4th Dec 2023 10:45pm
Far Away
A soft iridesent light
Indulged itself within the night
Amongst the twilight flowers
As a small glimmer
Of a waning moon
Streaked through the canopy
Into a secret twilight world
Of the ethereal
Silken wings shimmered
As fairies danced
To the magical music
Of an Aeolian harp
As Autumn leaves
Were caught on a wistful wind
The moon clouded over
As soon this secret garden
Was silent again
Other than the hoots, screeches, and squeaks
Of the creatures of the night
As the fairies
Drifted off ...
Indulged itself within the night
Amongst the twilight flowers
As a small glimmer
Of a waning moon
Streaked through the canopy
Into a secret twilight world
Of the ethereal
Silken wings shimmered
As fairies danced
To the magical music
Of an Aeolian harp
As Autumn leaves
Were caught on a wistful wind
The moon clouded over
As soon this secret garden
Was silent again
Other than the hoots, screeches, and squeaks
Of the creatures of the night
As the fairies
Drifted off ...
#dreams
#fairies
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
30th Nov 2023 2:40am
30th Nov 2023 2:40am
A Reindeers Reign
It is well known
That male reindeer
Do not have the horn
At Christmas
So it seems ironic
After a large gin, and tonic
That female reindeei do do
Which is easy to tell
Not just by their smell
But also the size of their poo poo
In 1821 the first reindeer were 'born'
And two year later another seven
116 years later still
Young Rudolph showed up
And it all gets a little coo coo
Now Santa was nice
Giving them good advice
That perhaps they should change their names
To perhaps, missus Foo Foo
So who in the...
That male reindeer
Do not have the horn
At Christmas
So it seems ironic
After a large gin, and tonic
That female reindeei do do
Which is easy to tell
Not just by their smell
But also the size of their poo poo
In 1821 the first reindeer were 'born'
And two year later another seven
116 years later still
Young Rudolph showed up
And it all gets a little coo coo
Now Santa was nice
Giving them good advice
That perhaps they should change their names
To perhaps, missus Foo Foo
So who in the...
#identity
#Christmas
#funny #surreal
#funny #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
7th Nov 2023 1:41am
7th Nov 2023 1:41am
Ghost
I'm staring at a white wall
That really isn't there at all
I'm floating high in outer space
Headed for a different place
The white wall suddenly falls down
As it crumbles, i begin to frown
I'm then surrounded by a lively ocean
Rippling waves, a feisty notion
As thoughts so strangely profound
Gather speed, and flood the ground
My heart races, like angry bees
Their honey flows, by degrees
Then suddenly, the white wall rebuilds
Blocking out, the distant fields
The white wall, now stands in front of me
Singing a silent...
That really isn't there at all
I'm floating high in outer space
Headed for a different place
The white wall suddenly falls down
As it crumbles, i begin to frown
I'm then surrounded by a lively ocean
Rippling waves, a feisty notion
As thoughts so strangely profound
Gather speed, and flood the ground
My heart races, like angry bees
Their honey flows, by degrees
Then suddenly, the white wall rebuilds
Blocking out, the distant fields
The white wall, now stands in front of me
Singing a silent...
#dreams
#LifeAsAWriter
#LifeCycle #surreal
#LifeCycle #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
6th Nov 2023 1:13am
6th Nov 2023 1:13am
Twisted
In days of old
I was once told
Not to get my knickers
In a twist
A moment
To be missed
It happened to me once
Yet nothing happened
I simply untwisted them
From their disarray
And they were fine
Until the following day
I did get my socks in a twist
And ended up
With two left feet
Which i suspect
are bi socksual
Tights are better
Although can get wetter
Especially when worn on the head
And rubbish for keeping the rain off
But umbrellas are good
Much better than a hood
But useless...
I was once told
Not to get my knickers
In a twist
A moment
To be missed
It happened to me once
Yet nothing happened
I simply untwisted them
From their disarray
And they were fine
Until the following day
I did get my socks in a twist
And ended up
With two left feet
Which i suspect
are bi socksual
Tights are better
Although can get wetter
Especially when worn on the head
And rubbish for keeping the rain off
But umbrellas are good
Much better than a hood
But useless...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
29th Oct 2023 7:45pm
29th Oct 2023 7:45pm
Floating Moonbeams
Moonbeams
Float
On charcoal waters
Shimmering on the ripples
A siren
From the deep dark depths
Rises
Pirouetting
As tricklets of water
Slip from her glistening tail
Falling onto the waters below
Her dreams drift
As the moonbeams
Fill her wising eyes
Two floating orbs
Ivory globes
Left to dream
by Jemia
Float
On charcoal waters
Shimmering on the ripples
A siren
From the deep dark depths
Rises
Pirouetting
As tricklets of water
Slip from her glistening tail
Falling onto the waters below
Her dreams drift
As the moonbeams
Fill her wising eyes
Two floating orbs
Ivory globes
Left to dream
by Jemia
#beauty
#dreams
#moon
#surreal
#mermaids
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missjem56
Poem Published
26th Oct 2023 9:23pm
26th Oct 2023 9:23pm
Smoken
I was awoken
To Woken
Not a word
Was spoken
Of a broken token
Evoking
Steaming
Not smoken
Fear ye not
I was only joken
Twas the affect
Of this strange witches brew
A cider
That looked like glue
Called 'Woken'
Or perhaps due
To something
That had been smoken?
by Jemia
To Woken
Not a word
Was spoken
Of a broken token
Evoking
Steaming
Not smoken
Fear ye not
I was only joken
Twas the affect
Of this strange witches brew
A cider
That looked like glue
Called 'Woken'
Or perhaps due
To something
That had been smoken?
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #surreal
#LifeAsAWriter #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
20th Oct 2023 00:46am
20th Oct 2023 00:46am
Foot Fool!
Today
I'm wearing
Two socks
That both identify
As being left footed socks
(ever tried riding a bicycle
with two left feet?)
Coincidentally
Ive got another two socks
With the same style
That identify
As right footed
All my other socks
Identify as pan, or bi socksual
by Jemia
I'm wearing
Two socks
That both identify
As being left footed socks
(ever tried riding a bicycle
with two left feet?)
Coincidentally
Ive got another two socks
With the same style
That identify
As right footed
All my other socks
Identify as pan, or bi socksual
by Jemia
#funny
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
12th Oct 2023 2:45pm
12th Oct 2023 2:45pm
The Battle Of Waterloo In Rye!
On Tuesday of this week
I spent a few hours
In a community toilet
Drinking
And chatting
No cublcles
Everyone
Was either seated
Or standing
I noticed before leaving
That a group of people
Were about to start playing Cribbage
And it crossed my mind
That this maybe
A raised eye, or two
Within this community loo
If someone declared
One for their nob
Thankfully
This public convenience
Had been conveniently converted
Into a micro bar
Bizarre!
My drink cost me
Four hundred, and...
I spent a few hours
In a community toilet
Drinking
And chatting
No cublcles
Everyone
Was either seated
Or standing
I noticed before leaving
That a group of people
Were about to start playing Cribbage
And it crossed my mind
That this maybe
A raised eye, or two
Within this community loo
If someone declared
One for their nob
Thankfully
This public convenience
Had been conveniently converted
Into a micro bar
Bizarre!
My drink cost me
Four hundred, and...
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #surreal
#LifeAsAWriter #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
5th Oct 2023 3:58pm
5th Oct 2023 3:58pm
The Themes Of My Last Twelve Poems!
No truth shall i bend
The poem climax's at the end!
1: Autumn, butterflies, nature, and fairies
2:War, apocalypse, fears, and scaries
3: Illness, Shakespeare, pandemic, healing
4: Life as a writer, women's rights, inequality, life goals, feeling
5: Funny, life as a writer, kinda surreal
6: Moon, water, haiku, dance, nature, keeping it real
7: Aliens, nature, haiku, surreal, fairies
8: Funny, surreal, fear, mysteries
9: Life as a writer,anger, life changing moment, and struggles
10: Illness, struggles, life as a writer, pandemic muggles ...
The poem climax's at the end!
1: Autumn, butterflies, nature, and fairies
2:War, apocalypse, fears, and scaries
3: Illness, Shakespeare, pandemic, healing
4: Life as a writer, women's rights, inequality, life goals, feeling
5: Funny, life as a writer, kinda surreal
6: Moon, water, haiku, dance, nature, keeping it real
7: Aliens, nature, haiku, surreal, fairies
8: Funny, surreal, fear, mysteries
9: Life as a writer,anger, life changing moment, and struggles
10: Illness, struggles, life as a writer, pandemic muggles ...
#sex
#LifeStruggles
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2023 1:44am
3rd Oct 2023 1:44am
Battleships 2024 (It's Not A Game!)
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
1 R B
2 U C H I N A
3 S D
4 S E
5 J I N P I N G
6 A U
7 T R U M P ?
8 I S
9 N A
by Jemia
1 R B
2 U C H I N A
3 S D
4 S E
5 J I N P I N G
6 A U
7 T R U M P ?
8 I S
9 N A
by Jemia
#war
#apocalypse
#surreal #fear
#surreal #fear
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missjem56
Poem Published
30th Sep 2023 2:15pm
30th Sep 2023 2:15pm
Has-Tingings!
Off the beaten track
Away from reality
Twas here
That i first discovered
A different kind of normality
Quizzical, and curious
And full of strange things
Inspired a myriad
Of wild imaginings
Twas the last day of September
Or so i believed
That my wild imaginings
Were originally conceived
I danced the dance Fandango
Dressed up mto the hilt
I espied a flying Scotsman
Playing bagpipes
Whilst wearing a hempen kilt
He claimed to be an alien
From a far, and distant land
And oft spoke in a language ...
Away from reality
Twas here
That i first discovered
A different kind of normality
Quizzical, and curious
And full of strange things
Inspired a myriad
Of wild imaginings
Twas the last day of September
Or so i believed
That my wild imaginings
Were originally conceived
I danced the dance Fandango
Dressed up mto the hilt
I espied a flying Scotsman
Playing bagpipes
Whilst wearing a hempen kilt
He claimed to be an alien
From a far, and distant land
And oft spoke in a language ...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#surreal
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