Twisted

In days of old
I was once told
Not to get my knickers
In a twist
A moment
To be missed
It happened to me once
Yet nothing happened
I simply untwisted them
From their disarray
And they were fine
Until the following day
I did get my socks in a twist
And ended up
With two left feet
Which i suspect
are bi socksual
Tights are better
Although can get wetter
Especially when worn on the head
And rubbish for keeping the rain off
But umbrellas are good
Much better than a hood
But useless on feet
And
On your head
In bed
Enough said........

by Jemia