Surreal Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
#surreal
missjem56
Poem Published
30th Jul 2024 10:52pm
30th Jul 2024 10:52pm
Hindsight
I was out meandering one day
To see
If i could espy a Hart
So as to take a photo of it
To try and capture his magical essence
I searched
High, and low
Without success
Until finally
I decided to return home
And to my huge surprise
There was a Hart
Stood within my living room
I don't know why
But i asked it a question
"What on earth are you doing here?"
And to my astonishment, the Hart replied
"Home is where the Hart is!"
I left my house much dicombobulated
As i...
To see
If i could espy a Hart
So as to take a photo of it
To try and capture his magical essence
I searched
High, and low
Without success
Until finally
I decided to return home
And to my huge surprise
There was a Hart
Stood within my living room
I don't know why
But i asked it a question
"What on earth are you doing here?"
And to my astonishment, the Hart replied
"Home is where the Hart is!"
I left my house much dicombobulated
As i...
#beauty
#nature
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
71 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Jul 2024 3:28pm
23rd Jul 2024 3:28pm
A Swallow Without Wings
I knew an old lady
That swallowed a war
Yet she knewb it wouldn't work
As she'd tried it before
I knew an old lady
That swallowed her tears
At all the abuse
She'd suffered for years
I knew an olf lady
That swallowed her rapist
It happened in childhood
Her rapist was papist
I knew an old lady
That swallowed more bullshit
Her husband was lying
And she just knew it
I knew an old lady
That swallowed his cheating
She didn't dare question him
Or face another beating
I...
That swallowed a war
Yet she knewb it wouldn't work
As she'd tried it before
I knew an old lady
That swallowed her tears
At all the abuse
She'd suffered for years
I knew an olf lady
That swallowed her rapist
It happened in childhood
Her rapist was papist
I knew an old lady
That swallowed more bullshit
Her husband was lying
And she just knew it
I knew an old lady
That swallowed his cheating
She didn't dare question him
Or face another beating
I...
#abuse
#aging
#parody
#surreal
#women
85 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
18th Jul 2024 5:01pm
18th Jul 2024 5:01pm
The Cycloptic Pixie
The mother, was orphaned at a very young age
So knew nothing of her parentage
Or that one of them, was part pixie
And the other, part cyclops
So thus, the inner child within the mothers womb
Was effectively, A one-eyed pixie
This child, also had an inner eye
Ordinarilly referred to as the third eye
But in this case, was the second eye
None of which
Would make little sense, to an average human
As most would have two eyes already
And couldn't comprehend
A cycloptic pixie with an inner eye!
Unfortunately
In the case of...
So knew nothing of her parentage
Or that one of them, was part pixie
And the other, part cyclops
So thus, the inner child within the mothers womb
Was effectively, A one-eyed pixie
This child, also had an inner eye
Ordinarilly referred to as the third eye
But in this case, was the second eye
None of which
Would make little sense, to an average human
As most would have two eyes already
And couldn't comprehend
A cycloptic pixie with an inner eye!
Unfortunately
In the case of...
#funny
#parody
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
72 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
21st Jun 2024 11:52am
21st Jun 2024 11:52am
A Moth In A Broth
It is said.....
"To many cooks, spoil the broth"
Tis true
I remember once
Putting to many cooks
In a broth
They completed ruined it!
And they tasted awful!
A moth in a broth
Going a little goth
Would possibly taste better
But may give me
Butterflies
In my stomach?
by Jemia
"To many cooks, spoil the broth"
Tis true
I remember once
Putting to many cooks
In a broth
They completed ruined it!
And they tasted awful!
A moth in a broth
Going a little goth
Would possibly taste better
But may give me
Butterflies
In my stomach?
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#surreal
77 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
20th Jun 2024 8:47pm
20th Jun 2024 8:47pm
Ruby Murray
Off to the lands
Of a thousand dreams
Another world
Where the sun shines
Blue, and green
That isn't quite
The Utopia
It imagines it is
For within this world
Lie monsters
Demons with smiling faces
And pleasant demeanors
With a dark inner side
Superficial niceties
And a smile
That would eat you alive
As dark as Sambuka
Without the sweetness
There-in lingers
The dark caves
No gold filled dragon hoards
Or witches curses
Or abstract puzzles to solve
Nor truths to find
The caves...
Of a thousand dreams
Another world
Where the sun shines
Blue, and green
That isn't quite
The Utopia
It imagines it is
For within this world
Lie monsters
Demons with smiling faces
And pleasant demeanors
With a dark inner side
Superficial niceties
And a smile
That would eat you alive
As dark as Sambuka
Without the sweetness
There-in lingers
The dark caves
No gold filled dragon hoards
Or witches curses
Or abstract puzzles to solve
Nor truths to find
The caves...
#environment
#LifeAsAWriter
#surreal
71 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
18th Jun 2024 2:57pm
18th Jun 2024 2:57pm
Shadows
The dying sun
Lying low over the deep horizon
Set within a dreaming sky
Shining bright
Hidden light
LOife turns to purple
Becoming ever surreal
Ethereal images
Dance
Over shimmering twilight
The night closes in
Amongst the looming shadows
Of my life
by Jemia
Lying low over the deep horizon
Set within a dreaming sky
Shining bright
Hidden light
LOife turns to purple
Becoming ever surreal
Ethereal images
Dance
Over shimmering twilight
The night closes in
Amongst the looming shadows
Of my life
by Jemia
#depression
#FeelingLost
#sadness #surreal
#sadness #surreal
111 reads
1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
31st May 2024 5:04pm
31st May 2024 5:04pm
Kangaroos Only Have Two
sub title: "The Mysterious Case, Of The Seven Legged Spider"
At first glance, this may not appear to be that mysterious to the average reader.
The spider in question, may, or may not of been born with a leg missing, and that also, despite having one leg less, than your average spider, he, or she, could scamper, and scuttle across the carpet, at a frightening speed
The universe often attempts to offer a kind of balance, an equillibrium
When visiting another dimension, i think it was the day before yesterday, or maybe the day before, or after that. i stumbled...
At first glance, this may not appear to be that mysterious to the average reader.
The spider in question, may, or may not of been born with a leg missing, and that also, despite having one leg less, than your average spider, he, or she, could scamper, and scuttle across the carpet, at a frightening speed
The universe often attempts to offer a kind of balance, an equillibrium
When visiting another dimension, i think it was the day before yesterday, or maybe the day before, or after that. i stumbled...
#funny
#satirical
#ShortStory #surreal
#ShortStory #surreal
62 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
23rd May 2024 4:05pm
23rd May 2024 4:05pm
I'm Pink, But Wish I Was Green
Iwas quite pink at birth
There were other babies
With different shades
The curious thing
Was we were all mute
But sweetly cute
As we wondered who would 'adopt' us
Being pink was good
A popular colour, or so i heard
Yet we were never adopted alone
We were almost identical,
And would normally be sent off in groups,
At about 20-30 at a time
As we were all bundled together
Heading to our final destination
We became quite fearful
And all turned to jelly
Especially
When my black friend
Was chosen first ...
There were other babies
With different shades
The curious thing
Was we were all mute
But sweetly cute
As we wondered who would 'adopt' us
Being pink was good
A popular colour, or so i heard
Yet we were never adopted alone
We were almost identical,
And would normally be sent off in groups,
At about 20-30 at a time
As we were all bundled together
Heading to our final destination
We became quite fearful
And all turned to jelly
Especially
When my black friend
Was chosen first ...
#funny
#satirical
#surreal
92 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
12th May 2024 1:41pm
12th May 2024 1:41pm
Gaia The Elf
In a lonely boudoir
On the other side of town
Off a dark desert highway
With no room to frown
Lived an elf
She wandered
And oft wondered
About the meaning of life
Forty-two for her
Wasn't the answer
An answer she could never quite clarify
But still
She asked the questions
Yet until now
Had never found the answer
So she took to drinking mead
And occasionally smoking stuff
And cogitating
The ways of life
And the unpredictability
Of time, and space
Oft looking into her mirror
And seeing...
On the other side of town
Off a dark desert highway
With no room to frown
Lived an elf
She wandered
And oft wondered
About the meaning of life
Forty-two for her
Wasn't the answer
An answer she could never quite clarify
But still
She asked the questions
Yet until now
Had never found the answer
So she took to drinking mead
And occasionally smoking stuff
And cogitating
The ways of life
And the unpredictability
Of time, and space
Oft looking into her mirror
And seeing...
#dreams
#LifeAsAWriter
#surreal
117 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
12th May 2024 1:16am
12th May 2024 1:16am
lillyput (5-7-5)
The
Tiger
Lillies
Flowery
lyrical
minds
Singing
clitori
by Jemia
Tiger
Lillies
Flowery
lyrical
minds
Singing
clitori
by Jemia
#funny
#music
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
73 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
30th Apr 2024 10:56pm
30th Apr 2024 10:56pm
Magical Moonlight
Beautiful moon tonight
Perhaps it was wearing socks
Speaking a magic of long gone days
No screeching of the fox
One day, when full
Maidens' growth, wisdom knowledge
Fill her wising eyes
A honeyed moon collage
The mind drifts off, as off it drifts
When the moon is not looking
Like a cuckolding hen
Pirouetting
The moon became quite quiet, and sullen
Drunken pixies running amok
Silhouetted with the gathering fairy folk
Life seems like an illusion
My goblet filled with soft honey
With the...
Perhaps it was wearing socks
Speaking a magic of long gone days
No screeching of the fox
One day, when full
Maidens' growth, wisdom knowledge
Fill her wising eyes
A honeyed moon collage
The mind drifts off, as off it drifts
When the moon is not looking
Like a cuckolding hen
Pirouetting
The moon became quite quiet, and sullen
Drunken pixies running amok
Silhouetted with the gathering fairy folk
Life seems like an illusion
My goblet filled with soft honey
With the...
#beauty
#magic
#moon #surreal
#moon #surreal
123 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
30th Apr 2024 10:04pm
30th Apr 2024 10:04pm
Hazy Dazy Days
Awaiting for my mead
It still hasn't come
Perhaps instead heed
I could of had rum
Or vodka, and coke
Ot maybe
Something interesting to smoke
Or reminisce
In an Absynthe daze
Gently floating
Like a puffball cloud
In a surreal haze
My bottles of mead are delivered
They cost alot of money
But they taste so nice
Of alcoholic sweet honey
by Jemia
It still hasn't come
Perhaps instead heed
I could of had rum
Or vodka, and coke
Ot maybe
Something interesting to smoke
Or reminisce
In an Absynthe daze
Gently floating
Like a puffball cloud
In a surreal haze
My bottles of mead are delivered
They cost alot of money
But they taste so nice
Of alcoholic sweet honey
by Jemia
#alcohol
#LifeAsAWriter
#marijuana #surreal
#marijuana #surreal
158 reads
0 Comments
DU Poetry : Surreal Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
