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DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
7th Feb 2025 7:59am
7th Feb 2025 7:59am
A Valuable Lesson
So I was at the public library here in town the other day. I live in a very small town by the way. Just returning some books my kids had borrowed. Nothing to make a big deal about you’d think.
After putting the books on the return desk, I decided to go over to the autobiography section just to take a gander. I start looking for musicians in particular. Ones I don’t have or haven’t read.
Off on the other side of the library there was a group having a meeting. It’s audible what they’re saying, but it’s by no means yelling at the top of their lungs. It sounds...
After putting the books on the return desk, I decided to go over to the autobiography section just to take a gander. I start looking for musicians in particular. Ones I don’t have or haven’t read.
Off on the other side of the library there was a group having a meeting. It’s audible what they’re saying, but it’s by no means yelling at the top of their lungs. It sounds...
#funny
#parody
#satirical
145 reads
20 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
3rd Mar 2025 00:21am
3rd Mar 2025 00:21am
Ah-Chew
Was your mother Asian and your father a porcupine?
Happy 1st Birthday you little prick!
Love,
VOI
Happy 1st Birthday you little prick!
Love,
VOI
#birthday
#satirical
66 reads
17 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
14th Feb 2025 7:49pm
14th Feb 2025 7:49pm
VD on VD
Today is the day
Valentine's Day you fool
Grab your partner and have a great time tonight
If he or she is taking you out to some exclusive restaurant,
Don't forget when ordering Clams, Penne and Alfredo sauce,
That there's no side order of Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Genital Warts
V.D. or Venereal Disease can infect & destroy
Be honest, be upfront, play it safe, so you can enjoy
On Halloween you tell the kids to be cautious
Some VD can make you sick, some can make you nauseous
Don't forget the flowers, the candy and some Trojan...
Valentine's Day you fool
Grab your partner and have a great time tonight
If he or she is taking you out to some exclusive restaurant,
Don't forget when ordering Clams, Penne and Alfredo sauce,
That there's no side order of Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Genital Warts
V.D. or Venereal Disease can infect & destroy
Be honest, be upfront, play it safe, so you can enjoy
On Halloween you tell the kids to be cautious
Some VD can make you sick, some can make you nauseous
Don't forget the flowers, the candy and some Trojan...
#dating
#inspirational
#satirical #ValentinesDay
#satirical #ValentinesDay
78 reads
16 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
3rd Mar 2025 00:32am
3rd Mar 2025 00:32am
You scratch my back and I won't scratch yours
Can you scratch my back?
"Maybe. What's in it for me?"
Pimples, scabs and hair
"Maybe. What's in it for me?"
Pimples, scabs and hair
#satirical
#senryu
#support
62 reads
16 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
10th Feb 2025 9:28pm
10th Feb 2025 9:28pm
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
A woman pours gasoline all over herself and her infant child
She lights a match, and the two of them go up in flames in the middle of their playground in town
The reason...Someone asked the woman, "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Sucks for her and her infant.
She lights a match, and the two of them go up in flames in the middle of their playground in town
The reason...Someone asked the woman, "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Sucks for her and her infant.
#devil
#fire
#food
#satirical
#suicide
88 reads
15 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
22nd Feb 2025 12:21pm
22nd Feb 2025 12:21pm
Saturday Morning
I looked out my front door
On the other side of the street
I saw a man open up his trunk
He yelled for his kid in the house
The kid came outside, and to his joy there was a puppy dog wagging it's tail
The child who was no more then 5, lost his balance when the puppy jumped on him
The kid fell to the ground and on his ass
The dog was licking and nibbling the boy until he got a taste of the kids mouth and bit the kid's lip right off
Must have tasted the chocolate chip cookies the kid was eating while outside
There was screaming and blood everywhere...
On the other side of the street
I saw a man open up his trunk
He yelled for his kid in the house
The kid came outside, and to his joy there was a puppy dog wagging it's tail
The child who was no more then 5, lost his balance when the puppy jumped on him
The kid fell to the ground and on his ass
The dog was licking and nibbling the boy until he got a taste of the kids mouth and bit the kid's lip right off
Must have tasted the chocolate chip cookies the kid was eating while outside
There was screaming and blood everywhere...
#children
#dogs
#family #satirical
#family #satirical
59 reads
13 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
21st Feb 2025 11:05pm
21st Feb 2025 11:05pm
The Start Of A Great Weekend
I looked out my window just before
On the other side of the street
I saw a man put a gun to a dog's head and blow the dog's brains all over the place
He bought his kid out next, placed the gun to his temple and shot his tiny head all over his driveway
Personally, I think it's alright
The kid was constantly shitting on my lawn and the dog was making way too much noise
Good Riddance!
On the other side of the street
I saw a man put a gun to a dog's head and blow the dog's brains all over the place
He bought his kid out next, placed the gun to his temple and shot his tiny head all over his driveway
Personally, I think it's alright
The kid was constantly shitting on my lawn and the dog was making way too much noise
Good Riddance!
#family
#happiness
#LifeChangingMoment
#satirical
#ThrillSeeking
73 reads
6 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
3rd Feb 2025 7:44pm
3rd Feb 2025 7:44pm
The Misadventures Underneath the Bridge
A young man walks alone
Shirtless on a hot, muggy night
He's attacked by an older man underneath the Williamsburg Bridge
He thought the guy was going to kill him
Instead he was raped
He can't tell anyone
It's a secret between you, me & him
Don't tell anybody, okay?
He don't need to be stabbed in the rear anymore
He's been fucked dry enough times for me to write a poem about it!
Shirtless on a hot, muggy night
He's attacked by an older man underneath the Williamsburg Bridge
He thought the guy was going to kill him
Instead he was raped
He can't tell anyone
It's a secret between you, me & him
Don't tell anybody, okay?
He don't need to be stabbed in the rear anymore
He's been fucked dry enough times for me to write a poem about it!
#abuse
#city
#satirical
#sex
#violence
89 reads
4 Comments
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