Popular Satirical Poems
#satirical
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
4th Apr 2025 9:32am
4th Apr 2025 9:32am
Willfully In The Dark
It is I again. I guess I should have explained something about myself, I don’t know if I ever addressed this, I hate fucking politics. I write about them sure, but I don’t love anything about the process. I stay informed, but I’m not a fan.
It’s a necessity, not something I enjoy. It helped ruin a friendship, someone I loved liked a brother, it helped destroy a songwriting partnership. Because, I woke up from a 33 year party, and realized some lines had been crossed.
Worst of all it didn’t get any better, when I got sober. I’m talking about, Joey G, of course....
It’s a necessity, not something I enjoy. It helped ruin a friendship, someone I loved liked a brother, it helped destroy a songwriting partnership. Because, I woke up from a 33 year party, and realized some lines had been crossed.
Worst of all it didn’t get any better, when I got sober. I’m talking about, Joey G, of course....
#philosophical
#satirical
95 reads
10 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
10th Mar 2025 9:11pm
10th Mar 2025 9:11pm
Success!
Three hours ago
She tried to take her own life
I'll help her succeed
She tried to take her own life
I'll help her succeed
#dark
#murder
#satirical
#senryu
#suicide
159 reads
15 Comments
Ambjr
Poem Published
15th Mar 2025 4:34pm
15th Mar 2025 4:34pm
keystrokes - shitty poetry part 1
#lies
#satirical
#technology
70 reads
8 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
5th Apr 2025 9:02pm
5th Apr 2025 9:02pm
Party Tonight!
HOORAY!
My 1,500th poem!
I think I'll have everyone of you over for cake and punch
Then I'll pull out my revolver and blow my brains out
Each of you can fill your grab-bag with bits of my skull, brains and whatever else flies out of my head
Write a poem about the experience and post it on here or starsrite.
Peace to all you!
VOI
My 1,500th poem!
I think I'll have everyone of you over for cake and punch
Then I'll pull out my revolver and blow my brains out
Each of you can fill your grab-bag with bits of my skull, brains and whatever else flies out of my head
Write a poem about the experience and post it on here or starsrite.
Peace to all you!
VOI
#satirical
55 reads
15 Comments
Indie
Miss Indie
Miss Indie
Poem Published
14th Mar 2025 9:31pm
14th Mar 2025 9:31pm
Mabon (and tinned apples)
The website told me to
"Get out in the garden"
but it might have to be
someone else's garden
because I don't have one
(unless you count weeds)
but I'm pretty sure harvesting
the last of someone else's
summer crops is illegal
so I won't be doing that
this year
Though if Mabon comes around
and I happen to be in an apocalypse
the Gods and I might need to have words
because I'm not prepared
and I'm sure crop theft
is absolutely acceptable
under those circumstances
just not...
"Get out in the garden"
but it might have to be
someone else's garden
because I don't have one
(unless you count weeds)
but I'm pretty sure harvesting
the last of someone else's
summer crops is illegal
so I won't be doing that
this year
Though if Mabon comes around
and I happen to be in an apocalypse
the Gods and I might need to have words
because I'm not prepared
and I'm sure crop theft
is absolutely acceptable
under those circumstances
just not...
#LifeCycle
#satirical
#spiritual
136 reads
6 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
13th Mar 2025 9:24am
13th Mar 2025 9:24am
Bet with your head, not over it
Neil Anblomi of Italy took a trip to Las Vegas and sent some letters back home in 1996. His letters telling loved ones his tales of American adventure. One letter told them he had a win of $2,500.00 on roulette. Another was about seeing Wayne Newton live, enjoying the performance immensely. In a postcard to his mother, he talked about how exhausting gambling could be, but told her not to worry. "I am sensible, so I won't blow my savings." He told her of his plans to see the Grand Canyon by helicopter and maybe buy a ticket to a magic show. On August 1st, 1996, Anblomi threw himself...
#addiction
#fiction
#holiday
#satirical
#suicide
90 reads
10 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
8th Mar 2025 12:07pm
8th Mar 2025 12:07pm
A Whole New Way to Love McDonald's
A man by the name of Ron was the owner of a McDonald's on the outskirts of Green Bay, Wisconsin.
Sometime in March 2010, he was driving North on Interstate 43 when he crashed his car.
There was a decent snowfall occurring with icy conditions.
His vehicle had crossed the median and into the southbound lanes before hitting a guardrail.
Ron was able to climb out of the burning wreckage, pulled off all of his burning clothes and stood naked in the middle of the road.
In a matter of minutes, Ron was plowed down and killed by an oncoming tractor-trailer. ...
Sometime in March 2010, he was driving North on Interstate 43 when he crashed his car.
There was a decent snowfall occurring with icy conditions.
His vehicle had crossed the median and into the southbound lanes before hitting a guardrail.
Ron was able to climb out of the burning wreckage, pulled off all of his burning clothes and stood naked in the middle of the road.
In a matter of minutes, Ron was plowed down and killed by an oncoming tractor-trailer. ...
#satirical
#ShortStory
109 reads
10 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
17th Mar 2025 7:11pm
17th Mar 2025 7:11pm
John Doe
John Doe was the name given to the bits & pieces of a man who was murdered and scattered throughout Detroit in the summer of 1995. The first part of him to turn up was his bloody naked torso. It rolled down a conveyor belt at a paper recycling plant, much to the horror of Ader Titsoff. A few days later, a volunteer at a Detroit Church noticed flies buzzing around a trash bag. Inside was John's head. The rest of him was eventually discovered at a children's playground. One girl named Anita Bath discovered the grizzly remains one late summer morning. All that was left was a thigh bone, a...
#children
#fiction
#horror
#murder
#satirical
84 reads
9 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
16th Mar 2025 12:09pm
16th Mar 2025 12:09pm
No big loss
Seymour Butts lived quietly at home with his mother in Nebraska. The 22 year old's social circle consisted mostly of friends with whom he visited daily via webcam on the internet. While drinking vodka and smoking pot one evening in 2002, his chat room buddies encouraged him to keep popping tranquilizers and other pills he had handy. Butt''s mother Shelly found him the next afternoon. She didn't notice anything out of the ordinary and spent the previous evening doing crossword puzzles in the next room.
#ignorance
#satirical
#ShortStory
62 reads
8 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
17th Mar 2025 7:07pm
17th Mar 2025 7:07pm
An Explosive Pizza
Pizza deliveryman Mike Rotchburns was as dependable as he was predictable. His daily routine was invariable and he was never in trouble with the law. In 2012, while standing outside the bank he just robbed, he told police officers surrounding him that he had been kidnapped by three people and coerced into committing this crime. A simple pipe bomb was elaborately locked around his neck. Rotchburns begged police to let him go because the kidnappers had set the bomb to go off minutes after the well planned robbery. While they waited for the bomb squad to arrive, the device exploded, killing...
#death
#fiction
#ignorance
#satirical
#violence
65 reads
7 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
10th Mar 2025 9:08pm
10th Mar 2025 9:08pm
Dumb
In the early 1960's a man from Russia found an old artillery shell left over from the war, and used it as an anvil for more then 10 years. One day he was blown to bits when his hammer hit the shell in just the right place.
#ignorance
#satirical
95 reads
10 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
5th Apr 2025 12:21pm
5th Apr 2025 12:21pm
At the dentist
Yesterday I went to the dentist
Not to fond of the dentist
I'm in the waiting room
Seems like the place is quiet
I'm the second appointment
Only the receptionist, one other patient & the dentist
From down the hall I hear someone gagging and crying
Sounds like their in horrible pain
The doctor I believe begins yelling at this person
I hear him say, "Would you please shut the fuck up!!"
Then I hear a muffled smack or punch
What I hear next didn't sound right
I heard a dental...
Not to fond of the dentist
I'm in the waiting room
Seems like the place is quiet
I'm the second appointment
Only the receptionist, one other patient & the dentist
From down the hall I hear someone gagging and crying
Sounds like their in horrible pain
The doctor I believe begins yelling at this person
I hear him say, "Would you please shut the fuck up!!"
Then I hear a muffled smack or punch
What I hear next didn't sound right
I heard a dental...
#dreams
#nightmares
#satirical
38 reads
8 Comments
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