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DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
30th Dec 2024 9:15am
30th Dec 2024 9:15am
I Have No End For This..
So let’s say one lucky human gets 3 writes that can come true. Some cute green martian knocks on the door, and gives someone a laptop that has 3 writes that will become reality. This is basically a genie in the bottle, grant you three wishes, in an updated story, with a twist or two.
It keeps count automatically, it has a button labeled "complete." That’s how you use one of the writes. It has everything else a normal computer would have, with that one extra button. It can run as Windows or Mac, it’s user-friendly folks.
You can save your work, take...
It keeps count automatically, it has a button labeled "complete." That’s how you use one of the writes. It has everything else a normal computer would have, with that one extra button. It can run as Windows or Mac, it’s user-friendly folks.
You can save your work, take...
#prose
#satirical
202 reads
23 Comments
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
3rd Jan 2025 7:45am
3rd Jan 2025 7:45am
Razor-Blades
Slippery like a serpent with an agenda for war
Born on third base and believes he hit a triple
Empty vessel on lease to some corporate whore
Emotional ignorance hides an intellectual cripple
Words are razor-blades irritating his fragile soul
Constant reminders that he doesn’t measure up
Heavy handed hypocrite is prone to lose control
Only brand that matters is plastered on his cup
Copyright @ Damian DeadLove 2025
Born on third base and believes he hit a triple
Empty vessel on lease to some corporate whore
Emotional ignorance hides an intellectual cripple
Words are razor-blades irritating his fragile soul
Constant reminders that he doesn’t measure up
Heavy handed hypocrite is prone to lose control
Only brand that matters is plastered on his cup
Copyright @ Damian DeadLove 2025
#greed
#satirical
113 reads
20 Comments
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
28th Dec 2024 8:36am
28th Dec 2024 8:36am
Pig In A Suit
Pig in a suit grizzly stench of death
Spewing a lie never blinking twice
Muttering insults under vile breath
Teflon soul with a heart cold as ice
Evidence denied video has a flaw
Conveniently it wasn’t working that day
Projection is nine tenths of the law
Turns out that’s enough to simply walk away
Copyright @ Damian DeadLove 2024
Spewing a lie never blinking twice
Muttering insults under vile breath
Teflon soul with a heart cold as ice
Evidence denied video has a flaw
Conveniently it wasn’t working that day
Projection is nine tenths of the law
Turns out that’s enough to simply walk away
Copyright @ Damian DeadLove 2024
#evil
#greed
#satirical
167 reads
22 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
20th Jan 2025 12:34pm
20th Jan 2025 12:34pm
Freaking Out
I was in my car, parked in a seedy shopping center on the outskirts of town
I was going out of my fucking head man
Not laughing or crying or anything man
I felt nothing!
Just freaking out in my head
I couldn't feel a fucking thing
Didn't know who I was or what I was, or if i was anything at all
I was totally freaking out dude
I guess I shouldn't have eaten that Whopper, with McDonald's French Fries, a Strawberry Milkshake and then went to Dunkin Donuts to buy a dozen donuts.
That shit will drive you fucking insane!
Next time I'll just...
I was going out of my fucking head man
Not laughing or crying or anything man
I felt nothing!
Just freaking out in my head
I couldn't feel a fucking thing
Didn't know who I was or what I was, or if i was anything at all
I was totally freaking out dude
I guess I shouldn't have eaten that Whopper, with McDonald's French Fries, a Strawberry Milkshake and then went to Dunkin Donuts to buy a dozen donuts.
That shit will drive you fucking insane!
Next time I'll just...
#fiction
#food
#illness
#MentalHealth
#satirical
59 reads
13 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
30th Dec 2024 11:57am
30th Dec 2024 11:57am
Draws Down, Face Up
A homeless man in New York found a manhole in the Bronx that was just out of the way enough to offer him some privacy, so he routinely used it as a toilet. One day he lost his balance and was found dead at the bottom of the sewer. Draws down, face up.
#death
#fiction
#homelessness
#ignorance
#satirical
68 reads
13 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
30th Dec 2024 11:59am
30th Dec 2024 11:59am
The Deadly Bookcase
After her sister & mother haven't heard from Chrissy for several days, her family reported the petite 31 year old missing. Fifteen days after filing the missing persons report, the mother & sister noticed a foul odor in the house. Following their noses, they found Chrissy wedged behind a 6-foot bookcase. She had fallen headfirst and became trapped behind the bookcase when she tried to adjust her television set, which sat on the top shelf.
#books
#death
#fiction
#ignorance
#satirical
60 reads
14 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
29th Dec 2024 2:04pm
29th Dec 2024 2:04pm
10 Things you can do with his or her remains
1) Feed the homeless
2) Make wallets, belts
3) If they have beautiful hair, scalp them and make wigs to sell
4) Props for a horror film you create and self release
5) Leave parts in restaurant bathrooms, especially fast food joints
6) UPS to relatives for a visit
7) Watch em rot
8) Use their blood & organs to create a masterpiece of art
9) Pack them in suitcases and throw them on a Greyhound
10) Become a cannibal and eat them. Bring some relatives or friends over and tell them your creating this explosive, cuisine from somewhere in the world....
2) Make wallets, belts
3) If they have beautiful hair, scalp them and make wigs to sell
4) Props for a horror film you create and self release
5) Leave parts in restaurant bathrooms, especially fast food joints
6) UPS to relatives for a visit
7) Watch em rot
8) Use their blood & organs to create a masterpiece of art
9) Pack them in suitcases and throw them on a Greyhound
10) Become a cannibal and eat them. Bring some relatives or friends over and tell them your creating this explosive, cuisine from somewhere in the world....
#food
#horror
#murder
#satirical
#scary
96 reads
11 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
7th Jan 2025 7:30pm
7th Jan 2025 7:30pm
You believe me, right?
I feel sorry for you women
I can see why so many of you hate men
I listen to guys and the bullshit that comes out of their mouths
Quite pathetic, I must admit
I'm sure it must really insult your intelligence
Sounds like their still in grade school, doesn't it?
It's like they never grew up
What a drag it must be
It's hilarious how much importance they put on your anatomy
It's as if they exist only to get in your pants
Like you have some kind of life saving device stashed up there
You know we're all not like that
Some of us have a grip...
I can see why so many of you hate men
I listen to guys and the bullshit that comes out of their mouths
Quite pathetic, I must admit
I'm sure it must really insult your intelligence
Sounds like their still in grade school, doesn't it?
It's like they never grew up
What a drag it must be
It's hilarious how much importance they put on your anatomy
It's as if they exist only to get in your pants
Like you have some kind of life saving device stashed up there
You know we're all not like that
Some of us have a grip...
#ignorance
#LifeStruggles
#men
#satirical
#women
85 reads
12 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
15th Jan 2025 11:01am
15th Jan 2025 11:01am
DAMN!
I ran my tongue up and down her thighs
They were as smooth as warm glass
Her flesh was taut over her muscles
I never wanted to stop
She pulled my head to her hips
Her fingers stroked the back of my neck
I heard her moan as she grounded herself into my face
She tasted so good
I was about too...
I woke up
They were as smooth as warm glass
Her flesh was taut over her muscles
I never wanted to stop
She pulled my head to her hips
Her fingers stroked the back of my neck
I heard her moan as she grounded herself into my face
She tasted so good
I was about too...
I woke up
#dirty
#dreams
#erotic
#lust
#satirical
338 reads
11 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
10th Jan 2025 8:38pm
10th Jan 2025 8:38pm
March of the Crabs!
This message is for all you sex fiends here on DUP.
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
Focus on Internet Porn and dirty mags
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
A prostitute is usually a red flag
Safe Sex Don't stop Crabs!
Itchy, hairy pubes, your partner starts to gag
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
Tainted bed sheets, throw them in a garbage bag
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
Disease ridden, need to report to the nearest lab
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
STD's for the rich and for the poor dressed in rags
Safe Sex Don't...
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
Focus on Internet Porn and dirty mags
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
A prostitute is usually a red flag
Safe Sex Don't stop Crabs!
Itchy, hairy pubes, your partner starts to gag
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
Tainted bed sheets, throw them in a garbage bag
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
Disease ridden, need to report to the nearest lab
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
STD's for the rich and for the poor dressed in rags
Safe Sex Don't...
#illness
#MentalHealth
#satirical
#sex
#CallToAction
124 reads
13 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
21st Jan 2025 10:52am
21st Jan 2025 10:52am
Anxiety
She told me while we were at a cafe eating lunch, that the way I live my life would make her head explode
She can't handle more then one thing at a time, due to her anxiety
I told her that I would pay her $200 dollars to see her head explode
She said today was my lucky day, pulled out a gun and shot herself in the head
Part of her head exploded onto the wall and our table
Instead of $200, I placed a $100 in her bra, since I only saw part of her head explode
I got up, paid the cashier and left
She had guts but no brains, literally
She can't handle more then one thing at a time, due to her anxiety
I told her that I would pay her $200 dollars to see her head explode
She said today was my lucky day, pulled out a gun and shot herself in the head
Part of her head exploded onto the wall and our table
Instead of $200, I placed a $100 in her bra, since I only saw part of her head explode
I got up, paid the cashier and left
She had guts but no brains, literally
#anxiety
#fiction
#horror #satirical
#horror #satirical
63 reads
10 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
17th Jan 2025 9:20pm
17th Jan 2025 9:20pm
Keep trying until you get it right
Two hours ago
I tried to take my own life
I'll try again soon
I tried to take my own life
I'll try again soon
#satirical
#senryu
#suicide
74 reads
13 Comments
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