Parody Seeking Honest Critique Poems
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parody seeking honest critique poems. Honest feedback has been requested for these poems.
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
29th Apr 2024 9:02pm
29th Apr 2024 9:02pm
Food Orgy
We love to role play
I was the hamburgler
She was the cow from Chick-fil-a
She'd eat my meat
She tasted like chicken
I'd pour gravy all over her buns
Our bodies, they were sticken
I once was Ronald McDonald
Slapping her with my big mac
She was Dolly Madison
Her pussy stuffed with zinger snacks
In the future she can be Betty Crocker
And I'll be the Pillsbury Dough Boy
I'll stick my crescent stick in her chocolate gutter
Time to glaze Betty's face, enjoy
I was the hamburgler
She was the cow from Chick-fil-a
She'd eat my meat
She tasted like chicken
I'd pour gravy all over her buns
Our bodies, they were sticken
I once was Ronald McDonald
Slapping her with my big mac
She was Dolly Madison
Her pussy stuffed with zinger snacks
In the future she can be Betty Crocker
And I'll be the Pillsbury Dough Boy
I'll stick my crescent stick in her chocolate gutter
Time to glaze Betty's face, enjoy
#food
#funny
#parody
#rhyming
#sex
181 reads
10 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
28th Mar 2024 7:24pm
28th Mar 2024 7:24pm
Dillweed or Dickweed
Hi. Today I'm going to discuss these two weeds.
What is Dill Weed?
Dill Weed is an herb that belongs to the Apiaceae family. It's native to the Mediterranean region and used in numerous cuisines worldwide.
Example- Stir in the beef stew, water, potatoes, carrots, corn, salt, pepper & Dill Weed.
What is a Dillweed? A Dillweed is an inept, foolish, buffoon or an incapable jackass!
Example- Look at this Dillweed, he forgot to put shoes on before going to work.
What is Dick Weed?
...
What is Dill Weed?
Dill Weed is an herb that belongs to the Apiaceae family. It's native to the Mediterranean region and used in numerous cuisines worldwide.
Example- Stir in the beef stew, water, potatoes, carrots, corn, salt, pepper & Dill Weed.
What is a Dillweed? A Dillweed is an inept, foolish, buffoon or an incapable jackass!
Example- Look at this Dillweed, he forgot to put shoes on before going to work.
What is Dick Weed?
...
#parody
#satirical
#nonfiction
273 reads
10 Comments
Casted_Runes
Mr Karswell
Mr Karswell
Poem Published
14th Dec 2023 11:24pm
14th Dec 2023 11:24pm
Limerick
There once was a fella called George
Whose anus was like Cheddar Gorge.
With stalagmites filled
The party mood chilled
As a gusher his pucker did forge.
Whose anus was like Cheddar Gorge.
With stalagmites filled
The party mood chilled
As a gusher his pucker did forge.
#parody
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javalini
Poem Published
18th Nov 2023 10:11pm
18th Nov 2023 10:11pm
A POET'S LAMENT
i have no secrets left
everything has been surrendered -- it was all mundane and of little interest to anyone
all my catastrophes -- the hair loss, the unrequited affections, etc. -- were apparently flashes in the pan of an ordinary life,
worthy of a sympathetic nod or a little reassurance
or maybe some half-assed advice from a stranger eating a stale doughnut in a church basement
all my addictions were easily overcome
my proclivities were banal -- i said banal -- with a "b"
all my sins were venial -- the priest sighed
and i said...
everything has been surrendered -- it was all mundane and of little interest to anyone
all my catastrophes -- the hair loss, the unrequited affections, etc. -- were apparently flashes in the pan of an ordinary life,
worthy of a sympathetic nod or a little reassurance
or maybe some half-assed advice from a stranger eating a stale doughnut in a church basement
all my addictions were easily overcome
my proclivities were banal -- i said banal -- with a "b"
all my sins were venial -- the priest sighed
and i said...
#parody
#satirical
188 reads
2 Comments
poeticdelight
Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
3rd Nov 2023 1:09pm
3rd Nov 2023 1:09pm
A Voice Like Volcano
A Voice Like Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She first tried soprano
It was like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She first tried soprano
It was like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
#parody
#satirical
#funny
143 reads
0 Comments
TodaysTomSawy3r
Tom Sawyer
Tom Sawyer
Poem Published
3rd Sep 2023 1:31am
3rd Sep 2023 1:31am
Wastin'a'day'away (Parody of "Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffett)
Puffin' on Blue Dream
Jif on Sunbeam
All of this parchment, covered in oil
Scrapin' my keef screen, you know what I mean
Just smell those plants
A'growin' in that soil...
Wastin'a'day'away with Mary Jane again...
Searchin' for my lost.....train of thought...
Some people claim that my old friends are to blame
But I know; It's nobody's fault...
I don't know the reason
She flowered all season
Didn't bud much but it's sticky as glue
Yeah, it's a real beauty
A quality QP
If you would like I'll do...
Jif on Sunbeam
All of this parchment, covered in oil
Scrapin' my keef screen, you know what I mean
Just smell those plants
A'growin' in that soil...
Wastin'a'day'away with Mary Jane again...
Searchin' for my lost.....train of thought...
Some people claim that my old friends are to blame
But I know; It's nobody's fault...
I don't know the reason
She flowered all season
Didn't bud much but it's sticky as glue
Yeah, it's a real beauty
A quality QP
If you would like I'll do...
#music
#marijuana
#lyrics #parody
#lyrics #parody
370 reads
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cabcool
Poem Published
28th Aug 2023 4:39am
28th Aug 2023 4:39am
mugshot
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on
the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
bird-hunters sport their sligshots
such as i have done in my day
black citizens get gunshots
such as makes the hate-man’s sick day
the old man’s eyes are bloodshot
telltale signs of rum-bar wager
then quails the uptown hotshot
as the downtown girls upstage her
the drummer with his rimshot
marks the passing of each minute
the limo-stretching...
the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
bird-hunters sport their sligshots
such as i have done in my day
black citizens get gunshots
such as makes the hate-man’s sick day
the old man’s eyes are bloodshot
telltale signs of rum-bar wager
then quails the uptown hotshot
as the downtown girls upstage her
the drummer with his rimshot
marks the passing of each minute
the limo-stretching...
#corruption
#identity
#politics
#parody
#prison
164 reads
0 Comments
peninnah
Poem Published
27th Jul 2023 3:10pm
27th Jul 2023 3:10pm
WEIRDOS
What you looking else for?
I'm talking about you and I!
Weirdos!!!
I'm talking about you and I!
Weirdos!!!
#parody
#satirical
#funny
204 reads
4 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
9th May 2023 4:12pm
9th May 2023 4:12pm
Secrets
Five secrets to ensure
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
#men
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
219 reads
6 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
430 reads
39 Comments
Casted_Runes
Mr Karswell
Mr Karswell
Poem Published
24th Mar 2023 7:38pm
24th Mar 2023 7:38pm
Men: An X-Rated Guide
The Nordics are firm
and of godly features,
from philtrum to pecs
they’re carnal creatures.
But Frenchmen are filth
in ways unbeknownst.
A Frenchman’ll cream
and put milk on your toast.
And posh British lads
are in sodomy versed,
it’s almost as if those lads
have rehearsed.
Spare a thought, though,
for poor British men.
They’ll run round the back
and smash your doors in.
So if demolishing’s what you need,
of my biases take heed,
forget the Nords, ...
and of godly features,
from philtrum to pecs
they’re carnal creatures.
But Frenchmen are filth
in ways unbeknownst.
A Frenchman’ll cream
and put milk on your toast.
And posh British lads
are in sodomy versed,
it’s almost as if those lads
have rehearsed.
Spare a thought, though,
for poor British men.
They’ll run round the back
and smash your doors in.
So if demolishing’s what you need,
of my biases take heed,
forget the Nords, ...
#sex
#parody
#funny #dating
#funny #dating
330 reads
2 Comments
cabcool
Poem Published
15th Mar 2023 4:48pm
15th Mar 2023 4:48pm
PARAbles
i.
paraguay a place
paragraph a space
for a suite of enharmonious words
parafin a fuel
paradigm a duel
twixt opposing views of warring nerds
ii.
paradise a rest
parakeet a pest
harvesting your corn straight from the cob
paradiddle rhythms
parallax lens prisms
mesmerising to the wayward mob
iii.
paramount the thought
paranoia-fraught
nonsense yielding to the pride of life
paraplegic dreams
parasitic schemes
multiply the avenues of strife
iv.
paradox revealed ...
paraguay a place
paragraph a space
for a suite of enharmonious words
parafin a fuel
paradigm a duel
twixt opposing views of warring nerds
ii.
paradise a rest
parakeet a pest
harvesting your corn straight from the cob
paradiddle rhythms
parallax lens prisms
mesmerising to the wayward mob
iii.
paramount the thought
paranoia-fraught
nonsense yielding to the pride of life
paraplegic dreams
parasitic schemes
multiply the avenues of strife
iv.
paradox revealed ...
#parody
#PowerOfWords
#mystery
180 reads
1 Comment
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