Parody Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
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#satirical
parody seeking friendly advice poems. Friendly advice and comments have been requested for these poems.
missjem56
Poem Published
27th Jan 2021 11:19am
27th Jan 2021 11:19am
A Holiday In Hell
God, and Godyssey!!"
"Stop fighting!!!"
"We're just about to land."
"Yes mother" said the twins
The mother turned to her partner
"They're just excited, they've never holidayed in Hell before"
"Just hope they use plenty of Factor 80" said the mothers' girlfriend Harlot
"It'll be good for them to see their father again" said Jessabelle
"Have you heard from ol' Nick lately?"
"No, he's been busy working in the Pits"
"And keeps complaining about this 'damn nation'"
"Well, it does seem to be a bit of a hotspot!" said Harlot ...
"Stop fighting!!!"
"We're just about to land."
"Yes mother" said the twins
The mother turned to her partner
"They're just excited, they've never holidayed in Hell before"
"Just hope they use plenty of Factor 80" said the mothers' girlfriend Harlot
"It'll be good for them to see their father again" said Jessabelle
"Have you heard from ol' Nick lately?"
"No, he's been busy working in the Pits"
"And keeps complaining about this 'damn nation'"
"Well, it does seem to be a bit of a hotspot!" said Harlot ...
#parody
#satirical
#funny #surreal
#funny #surreal
269 reads
1 Comment
Numer90
Numer0-un0
Numer0-un0
Poem Published
16th Jan 2021 7:50pm
16th Jan 2021 7:50pm
Sicari0
#parody
411 reads
2 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
26th Nov 2020 11:32pm
26th Nov 2020 11:32pm
Loosen Me, Please
#lust
#erotic
#parody
947 reads
14 Comments
oskar
Poem Published
16th Aug 2020 7:33am
16th Aug 2020 7:33am
the romsnitic poet
The romantic poet
The evening light was dusty
the poet wrote, and he continued
saying the dust-covered roses.
was like a silk scarf flung around
a woman's shoulder.
Over this, the moon shone brightly.
He walked along the beach got wet feet
but admired how dunes dances
with the incoming waves.
Then a big white-topped roller hit
the shore he got soaking wet.
He sought refuge in an old cafe that had
a proper fire-crate, and with a glass of
red wine in his hand continued to write
about roses and a silk...
The evening light was dusty
the poet wrote, and he continued
saying the dust-covered roses.
was like a silk scarf flung around
a woman's shoulder.
Over this, the moon shone brightly.
He walked along the beach got wet feet
but admired how dunes dances
with the incoming waves.
Then a big white-topped roller hit
the shore he got soaking wet.
He sought refuge in an old cafe that had
a proper fire-crate, and with a glass of
red wine in his hand continued to write
about roses and a silk...
#parody
#satirical
266 reads
3 Comments
randyjohnson
Poem Published
14th May 2020 5:44pm
14th May 2020 5:44pm
Beavis and Butt-Head: The Poem
When my friend and I finally got chicks, they decided to leave us.
My friend's name is Butt-Head and my name is Beavis.
I thought that I was pregnant even though I'm a boy.
Because Butt-Head and I are stupid, people get annoyed.
I become the Great Cornholio when I eat too much sugar.
I'm actually a mental case who eats his own boogers.
When Butt-Head and I meet chicks, we're sure to sexually harass.
And if you have a teenage daughter, you'll end up kicking my ass.
If you meet us face to face, we're sure to cause great anxiety.
We are...
My friend's name is Butt-Head and my name is Beavis.
I thought that I was pregnant even though I'm a boy.
Because Butt-Head and I are stupid, people get annoyed.
I become the Great Cornholio when I eat too much sugar.
I'm actually a mental case who eats his own boogers.
When Butt-Head and I meet chicks, we're sure to sexually harass.
And if you have a teenage daughter, you'll end up kicking my ass.
If you meet us face to face, we're sure to cause great anxiety.
We are...
#fiction
#parody
#funny
355 reads
0 Comments
Phantom2426
Poem Published
8th Feb 2020 10:53pm
8th Feb 2020 10:53pm
Sucked Her Blood
I sucked her blood
And I liked it
Tasted like
Cherry kool-aid
Feels so wrong
Feels so right
Doesn't mean
I'm mourning you tonight
And I liked it
Tasted like
Cherry kool-aid
Feels so wrong
Feels so right
Doesn't mean
I'm mourning you tonight
#sex
#erotic
#parody
#vampires
#dirty
627 reads
6 Comments
Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
jade tiger
Poem Published
14th Jan 2020 2:06am
14th Jan 2020 2:06am
I Never
I never get depressed but I’ll suffer,
A year-long’s worth of months go sailing by.
Christmas as my woes are stocking stuffers
To hang around my waist like pecan pie.
I wish that’s all it was, I hardly eat,
I never get depressed but I’ll suffer.
A day of letting go would be a treat,
God help if the remedy proves tougher.
The devil how I work for my supper,
It’s never gonna matter anyhow.
I never get depressed but I’ll suffer,
Someday I’ll take on less than I do now.
And yet I wonder if I’ll find the time—
Like...
A year-long’s worth of months go sailing by.
Christmas as my woes are stocking stuffers
To hang around my waist like pecan pie.
I wish that’s all it was, I hardly eat,
I never get depressed but I’ll suffer.
A day of letting go would be a treat,
God help if the remedy proves tougher.
The devil how I work for my supper,
It’s never gonna matter anyhow.
I never get depressed but I’ll suffer,
Someday I’ll take on less than I do now.
And yet I wonder if I’ll find the time—
Like...
#anxiety
#depression
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody
#funny
577 reads
21 Comments
LunasChild8
Poem Published
6th Dec 2019 3:08am
6th Dec 2019 3:08am
To Explore Or Not To Explore
To explore or not to explore: that is the question.
Whether 'tis easier for the mind to remain ignorant
And accept the cold embraces of outrageous beliefs,
Or is it wiser to take arms against a sea of blockades,
And by opposing, destroy them? To understand, to forget
No more, and by a discovery to say we cured
The blindness and the thousand natural shocks
That comes with acknowledgement of the truth. 'Tis an outcome
Desired to be wished. To learn, to dismiss-
To dismiss, the worst of sins: ay, there's the rub,
For in that dismissal of the...
Whether 'tis easier for the mind to remain ignorant
And accept the cold embraces of outrageous beliefs,
Or is it wiser to take arms against a sea of blockades,
And by opposing, destroy them? To understand, to forget
No more, and by a discovery to say we cured
The blindness and the thousand natural shocks
That comes with acknowledgement of the truth. 'Tis an outcome
Desired to be wished. To learn, to dismiss-
To dismiss, the worst of sins: ay, there's the rub,
For in that dismissal of the...
#parody
#WilliamShakespeare
592 reads
7 Comments
Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
jade tiger
Poem Published
16th Nov 2019 4:26pm
16th Nov 2019 4:26pm
Vatican City
( a visual cinquain )
Image credit: Jade Pandora
Image credit: Jade Pandora
#religion
#cinquain
#dialogue
#minimalist
#parody
874 reads
18 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
Smitten: Blind Date
Smitten: Blind Date
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
#women
#marriage
#parody
#funny
#feminism
474 reads
0 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
15th Oct 2019 4:14am
15th Oct 2019 4:14am
Smitten: Robbing the Cradle
Smitten: Robbing the Cradle
Rowena says, “You know I was looking through your family photo albums. I must say you have a photogenic family. Though I noticed the men on your father’s side turn grey at fifty.”
“Well, they didn’t get fed nutritious vegan meals by a wife who reads the latest health magazines to keep her husband hale and hearty. Why I expect I’ll have some touches of grey at fifty but certainly not a head full of grey.”
“Doug, have you ever given a gaze at my Mom’s side of the family. My aunt looked no more...
Rowena says, “You know I was looking through your family photo albums. I must say you have a photogenic family. Though I noticed the men on your father’s side turn grey at fifty.”
“Well, they didn’t get fed nutritious vegan meals by a wife who reads the latest health magazines to keep her husband hale and hearty. Why I expect I’ll have some touches of grey at fifty but certainly not a head full of grey.”
“Doug, have you ever given a gaze at my Mom’s side of the family. My aunt looked no more...
#women
#marriage
#parody
#funny
#sexy
424 reads
4 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
14th Oct 2019 4:54am
14th Oct 2019 4:54am
Smitten: Homewrecker
Smitten: Homewrecker
“Ro, the producer feels having you on the show as my wife is making the other women on the set self-conscious. Any expression of affection from them they feel is suspect. Now I know this is malarkey. But I have to please the management. Otherwise, it is back to a forty-hour week and late nights away from home. And I want to spend my evenings with you instead of in a stuffy ad office.”
“Well, I never! If I’m making your costars uncomfortable then you are right I don’t belong there. In fact, maybe I just don’t belong in the same bed as you. This...
“Ro, the producer feels having you on the show as my wife is making the other women on the set self-conscious. Any expression of affection from them they feel is suspect. Now I know this is malarkey. But I have to please the management. Otherwise, it is back to a forty-hour week and late nights away from home. And I want to spend my evenings with you instead of in a stuffy ad office.”
“Well, I never! If I’m making your costars uncomfortable then you are right I don’t belong there. In fact, maybe I just don’t belong in the same bed as you. This...
#marriage
#parody
#funny #temptation
#funny #temptation
427 reads
2 Comments
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