Parody Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
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parody seeking friendly advice poems. Friendly advice and comments have been requested for these poems.
SimpleTon
Poem Published
24th Jul 2021 10:12pm
24th Jul 2021 10:12pm
#2 Serial killer references for life's issues
All your life you wanted to communicate with pets
Hear the rabbits dreams
Learn how the hamster feels
Chat with the local stray cats
Debate with pet shop snakes
Imagine all the wonderful conversations at the zoo
Gossip with creatures large and small
You envied Dr Dolittle who called talk to animals
One other infamous man the so called Son of Sam
Is either mad or has this amazing skill
He claims to have heard beyond woof woof from the neighbours dog
Didn't work out too great for all involved
So just take the dog for a walk ...
Hear the rabbits dreams
Learn how the hamster feels
Chat with the local stray cats
Debate with pet shop snakes
Imagine all the wonderful conversations at the zoo
Gossip with creatures large and small
You envied Dr Dolittle who called talk to animals
One other infamous man the so called Son of Sam
Is either mad or has this amazing skill
He claims to have heard beyond woof woof from the neighbours dog
Didn't work out too great for all involved
So just take the dog for a walk ...
#dark
#murder
#parody
358 reads
0 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
2nd Jul 2021 3:34pm
2nd Jul 2021 3:34pm
Fast And Fabulous
Enjoying your virility for a roadside tease
As we flee, a moment in time just to be free
Just you and me
Retracting the top, music to soothe the mood, turned up
Giving you a taste from my premium oiled butter rum cup
Reverse, Neutral, and now driving back inside
Power stick shift for that ocean front drive
Place me on cruise control for you to enjoy your long stretch of road
Speeding up within the fast lane, passion to be free uncontrolled
An endorphin rush from what I’ve been told
Road is slick, narrow, and now...
As we flee, a moment in time just to be free
Just you and me
Retracting the top, music to soothe the mood, turned up
Giving you a taste from my premium oiled butter rum cup
Reverse, Neutral, and now driving back inside
Power stick shift for that ocean front drive
Place me on cruise control for you to enjoy your long stretch of road
Speeding up within the fast lane, passion to be free uncontrolled
An endorphin rush from what I’ve been told
Road is slick, narrow, and now...
#cars
#parody
#satirical #passion
#satirical #passion
863 reads
22 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
26th Jun 2021 00:01am
26th Jun 2021 00:01am
A Wring, And A Pear
Our mother
Who does art at seven
Mallowed by thy game
Thy ring tone comes
Thy shall'st have fun
On earth, by the River Severn
Give us this day
Our daily words said
And forgive us our faux pas
As we forgive those
That faux pas against us
Lead us not into isolation
And deliver us some weevils
For thine is the string pompom
The flower, and short story
For ever, and never
Ah Bisto!
by Jemia
Who does art at seven
Mallowed by thy game
Thy ring tone comes
Thy shall'st have fun
On earth, by the River Severn
Give us this day
Our daily words said
And forgive us our faux pas
As we forgive those
That faux pas against us
Lead us not into isolation
And deliver us some weevils
For thine is the string pompom
The flower, and short story
For ever, and never
Ah Bisto!
by Jemia
#parody
#satirical
#funny
261 reads
0 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
21st May 2021 4:21am
21st May 2021 4:21am
Phone f**king
#erotic
#parody
#satirical #lover
#satirical #lover
748 reads
26 Comments
APissPoorShaman
Ryszard
Ryszard
Poem Published
16th May 2021 7:26am
16th May 2021 7:26am
Help wanted
Job opportunity:
Muse
Requirements:
Shy smile
Mischievous sense of humor
Razor sharp wit
Large cold feet
Unapologetic and happy in your skin
Knees and elbows registered as lethal weapons
Blue/green flame of creation burning in soul
Arsonist
Likes marshmallows
Spirit animal - large dangerous cat
Challenging and mocking demeanor
Enjoys castrating males with logic
Withering gaze
Druidess
Knowledge of tantric sex helpful
Spirit animal must be house broken...
Muse
Requirements:
Shy smile
Mischievous sense of humor
Razor sharp wit
Large cold feet
Unapologetic and happy in your skin
Knees and elbows registered as lethal weapons
Blue/green flame of creation burning in soul
Arsonist
Likes marshmallows
Spirit animal - large dangerous cat
Challenging and mocking demeanor
Enjoys castrating males with logic
Withering gaze
Druidess
Knowledge of tantric sex helpful
Spirit animal must be house broken...
#hope
#fate
#parody
355 reads
5 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
3rd Apr 2021 8:07pm
3rd Apr 2021 8:07pm
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I tried to hide my colorful addiction
In the comfort of my brownstone
My silent obsession lay bare in front of me, craving the color of the newest rendition
Rocking in my bed, leg twitching, waiting for the crack of dawn
Willing the need for the hunger to be gone
Metamorphosing from a sleepy head
Once I rose from my Queen Size bed
A full blown sultry diva to welcome the calling of the birds’ morning song
Panting in...
4.7 star rating 332 Reviews
$29.00 USD
I tried to hide my colorful addiction
In the comfort of my brownstone
My silent obsession lay bare in front of me, craving the color of the newest rendition
Rocking in my bed, leg twitching, waiting for the crack of dawn
Willing the need for the hunger to be gone
Metamorphosing from a sleepy head
Once I rose from my Queen Size bed
A full blown sultry diva to welcome the calling of the birds’ morning song
Panting in...
#parody
#satirical
#vanity
1249 reads
14 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
27th Jan 2021 11:19am
27th Jan 2021 11:19am
A Holiday In Hell
God, and Godyssey!!"
"Stop fighting!!!"
"We're just about to land."
"Yes mother" said the twins
The mother turned to her partner
"They're just excited, they've never holidayed in Hell before"
"Just hope they use plenty of Factor 80" said the mothers' girlfriend Harlot
"It'll be good for them to see their father again" said Jessabelle
"Have you heard from ol' Nick lately?"
"No, he's been busy working in the Pits"
"And keeps complaining about this 'damn nation'"
"Well, it does seem to be a bit of a hotspot!" said Harlot ...
"Stop fighting!!!"
"We're just about to land."
"Yes mother" said the twins
The mother turned to her partner
"They're just excited, they've never holidayed in Hell before"
"Just hope they use plenty of Factor 80" said the mothers' girlfriend Harlot
"It'll be good for them to see their father again" said Jessabelle
"Have you heard from ol' Nick lately?"
"No, he's been busy working in the Pits"
"And keeps complaining about this 'damn nation'"
"Well, it does seem to be a bit of a hotspot!" said Harlot ...
#parody
#satirical
#funny #surreal
#funny #surreal
301 reads
1 Comment
Numer90
Numer0-un0
Numer0-un0
Poem Published
16th Jan 2021 7:50pm
16th Jan 2021 7:50pm
Sicari0
#parody
465 reads
2 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
26th Nov 2020 11:32pm
26th Nov 2020 11:32pm
Loosen Me, Please
#lust
#erotic
#parody
956 reads
14 Comments
oskar
Poem Published
16th Aug 2020 7:33am
16th Aug 2020 7:33am
the romsnitic poet
The romantic poet
The evening light was dusty
the poet wrote, and he continued
saying the dust-covered roses.
was like a silk scarf flung around
a woman's shoulder.
Over this, the moon shone brightly.
He walked along the beach got wet feet
but admired how dunes dances
with the incoming waves.
Then a big white-topped roller hit
the shore he got soaking wet.
He sought refuge in an old cafe that had
a proper fire-crate, and with a glass of
red wine in his hand continued to write
about roses and a silk...
The evening light was dusty
the poet wrote, and he continued
saying the dust-covered roses.
was like a silk scarf flung around
a woman's shoulder.
Over this, the moon shone brightly.
He walked along the beach got wet feet
but admired how dunes dances
with the incoming waves.
Then a big white-topped roller hit
the shore he got soaking wet.
He sought refuge in an old cafe that had
a proper fire-crate, and with a glass of
red wine in his hand continued to write
about roses and a silk...
#parody
#satirical
300 reads
3 Comments
randyjohnson
Poem Published
14th May 2020 5:44pm
14th May 2020 5:44pm
Beavis and Butt-Head: The Poem
When my friend and I finally got chicks, they decided to leave us.
My friend's name is Butt-Head and my name is Beavis.
I thought that I was pregnant even though I'm a boy.
Because Butt-Head and I are stupid, people get annoyed.
I become the Great Cornholio when I eat too much sugar.
I'm actually a mental case who eats his own boogers.
When Butt-Head and I meet chicks, we're sure to sexually harass.
And if you have a teenage daughter, you'll end up kicking my ass.
If you meet us face to face, we're sure to cause great anxiety.
We are...
My friend's name is Butt-Head and my name is Beavis.
I thought that I was pregnant even though I'm a boy.
Because Butt-Head and I are stupid, people get annoyed.
I become the Great Cornholio when I eat too much sugar.
I'm actually a mental case who eats his own boogers.
When Butt-Head and I meet chicks, we're sure to sexually harass.
And if you have a teenage daughter, you'll end up kicking my ass.
If you meet us face to face, we're sure to cause great anxiety.
We are...
#fiction
#parody
#funny
393 reads
0 Comments
Phantom2426
Poem Published
8th Feb 2020 10:53pm
8th Feb 2020 10:53pm
Sucked Her Blood
I sucked her blood
And I liked it
Tasted like
Cherry kool-aid
Feels so wrong
Feels so right
Doesn't mean
I'm mourning you tonight
And I liked it
Tasted like
Cherry kool-aid
Feels so wrong
Feels so right
Doesn't mean
I'm mourning you tonight
#sex
#erotic
#parody
#vampires
#dirty
658 reads
6 Comments
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