Parody Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
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parody seeking friendly advice poems. Friendly advice and comments have been requested for these poems.
missjem56
Poem Published
18th Aug 2024 3:39pm
18th Aug 2024 3:39pm
Bouncy Iggle Pops! (Nonsense Verse!)
Well missal my crowthorpe!
And cast asunder
My eggulwumps
For i have flobble wobbled
To the tiggle wiggle
And lost my blobble
In a wibble weaver
I had some bouts adoubt it
But was soon resolved
With a bot hawter wattle
And now my iggle pops
Are much more bouncy now!
by Jemia
And cast asunder
My eggulwumps
For i have flobble wobbled
To the tiggle wiggle
And lost my blobble
In a wibble weaver
I had some bouts adoubt it
But was soon resolved
With a bot hawter wattle
And now my iggle pops
Are much more bouncy now!
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Jul 2024 3:28pm
23rd Jul 2024 3:28pm
A Swallow Without Wings
I knew an old lady
That swallowed a war
Yet she knewb it wouldn't work
As she'd tried it before
I knew an old lady
That swallowed her tears
At all the abuse
She'd suffered for years
I knew an olf lady
That swallowed her rapist
It happened in childhood
Her rapist was papist
I knew an old lady
That swallowed more bullshit
Her husband was lying
And she just knew it
I knew an old lady
That swallowed his cheating
She didn't dare question him
Or face another beating
I...
That swallowed a war
Yet she knewb it wouldn't work
As she'd tried it before
I knew an old lady
That swallowed her tears
At all the abuse
She'd suffered for years
I knew an olf lady
That swallowed her rapist
It happened in childhood
Her rapist was papist
I knew an old lady
That swallowed more bullshit
Her husband was lying
And she just knew it
I knew an old lady
That swallowed his cheating
She didn't dare question him
Or face another beating
I...
#abuse
#aging
#parody
#surreal
#women
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missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Jul 2024 2:21pm
23rd Jul 2024 2:21pm
A Concern
I may of swallowed
A small fly
Does that make me
An old lady?
Or
Am i only catergorised as such
If i then go on
To swallow a spider?
I am a touch concerned
That anything larger
Than a very small spider
May be difficult to swallow
Like an iguana
Or cat, etc etc
(Asking for a neighbour, that lives in a shoe)
Also heard from another friend
That spiders
Can put one off
Eating curds, and whey?
by Jemia
A small fly
Does that make me
An old lady?
Or
Am i only catergorised as such
If i then go on
To swallow a spider?
I am a touch concerned
That anything larger
Than a very small spider
May be difficult to swallow
Like an iguana
Or cat, etc etc
(Asking for a neighbour, that lives in a shoe)
Also heard from another friend
That spiders
Can put one off
Eating curds, and whey?
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
18th Jul 2024 5:01pm
18th Jul 2024 5:01pm
The Cycloptic Pixie
The mother, was orphaned at a very young age
So knew nothing of her parentage
Or that one of them, was part pixie
And the other, part cyclops
So thus, the inner child within the mothers womb
Was effectively, A one-eyed pixie
This child, also had an inner eye
Ordinarilly referred to as the third eye
But in this case, was the second eye
None of which
Would make little sense, to an average human
As most would have two eyes already
And couldn't comprehend
A cycloptic pixie with an inner eye!
Unfortunately
In the case of...
So knew nothing of her parentage
Or that one of them, was part pixie
And the other, part cyclops
So thus, the inner child within the mothers womb
Was effectively, A one-eyed pixie
This child, also had an inner eye
Ordinarilly referred to as the third eye
But in this case, was the second eye
None of which
Would make little sense, to an average human
As most would have two eyes already
And couldn't comprehend
A cycloptic pixie with an inner eye!
Unfortunately
In the case of...
#funny
#parody
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
25th Jun 2024 11:19pm
25th Jun 2024 11:19pm
Mythappropiated
It has been suggested
Perhaps in urban myths
Or urban mythis
Or even mythster, and mythis?
That there is very little
Betwixt genius
And insanity
I know of this
To be troth
Because
My pet elf
Just told me....
by Jemia
Perhaps in urban myths
Or urban mythis
Or even mythster, and mythis?
That there is very little
Betwixt genius
And insanity
I know of this
To be troth
Because
My pet elf
Just told me....
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Jun 2024 4:34pm
23rd Jun 2024 4:34pm
Dim Wit Ted
At my wits end
Ive run out of wit
Does that make me witless?
If an owl, lost its wit
Would we just hear
Too(wit)towoo?
I feel myself
(wit)hering
And feel like a t(wit)
Even T(wit)ter
Lost its wit
It's an x wit
Even nitwits
Becomes simply nits
Which leaves me scratching my head
(Wit)h it all
As i now enter
The T(wi)ligh(t) zone
Imagine the classic
"(Wit)hnail & I
May of lost its wit as
Hnail and I?
I now feel dim(wit)ted
(Welsh for no, is 'dim')
Duly noted
Or...
Ive run out of wit
Does that make me witless?
If an owl, lost its wit
Would we just hear
Too(wit)towoo?
I feel myself
(wit)hering
And feel like a t(wit)
Even T(wit)ter
Lost its wit
It's an x wit
Even nitwits
Becomes simply nits
Which leaves me scratching my head
(Wit)h it all
As i now enter
The T(wi)ligh(t) zone
Imagine the classic
"(Wit)hnail & I
May of lost its wit as
Hnail and I?
I now feel dim(wit)ted
(Welsh for no, is 'dim')
Duly noted
Or...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
26th May 2024 3:35pm
26th May 2024 3:35pm
A Tossed Salad
I'm a po -et
As opposed
To a po-eaten
An eaten po
Has nowhere to go
As they turn to jelly
Within a bardish belly
A dish
That should be barred
As trying to eat a po-et
Can be tricky
And quite hard
Best to eat
A creator of art
At least after one of them
You are less likely to fart
Words
Much harder to digest
Artists meanwhile
Could be more palatable
And colourful
At their best
Think i may
Eat my words
Like a tossed salad
by Jemia
As opposed
To a po-eaten
An eaten po
Has nowhere to go
As they turn to jelly
Within a bardish belly
A dish
That should be barred
As trying to eat a po-et
Can be tricky
And quite hard
Best to eat
A creator of art
At least after one of them
You are less likely to fart
Words
Much harder to digest
Artists meanwhile
Could be more palatable
And colourful
At their best
Think i may
Eat my words
Like a tossed salad
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
24th May 2024 10:48pm
24th May 2024 10:48pm
Brenda II
Brenda
Where are you?
As i'm sat upon the loo
Pondering over the size
Of a spider poo
Missing your craziness
Hot as a vindaloo
I miss your struggling
Within my bath
I joked with you
We had a laugh
Oh my Brenda
My creepy crawly Brenda
When you walked
Across my fingers
My love for you
Didn't linger
Neither of us
Got fingered
But we were happy
That neither of us
Wore a nappy
Brenda
My love
Next time we meet
Remember
Ive only got two feet ...
Where are you?
As i'm sat upon the loo
Pondering over the size
Of a spider poo
Missing your craziness
Hot as a vindaloo
I miss your struggling
Within my bath
I joked with you
We had a laugh
Oh my Brenda
My creepy crawly Brenda
When you walked
Across my fingers
My love for you
Didn't linger
Neither of us
Got fingered
But we were happy
That neither of us
Wore a nappy
Brenda
My love
Next time we meet
Remember
Ive only got two feet ...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
30th Apr 2024 00:58am
30th Apr 2024 00:58am
Wombatty
The life, and times of a Womblebat
Half Womble, half bat
Underground
Overground
And also the belfry
Womble, large hairy things
Yeti like
Bats, Small skinny things
Mouse like, with wings
How they came to mate
Is currently unknown
But it has been suggested
That a lone wolf Womble
Wandered into a local church
Drank a few bottles of communion wine
Then took a fancy
To a bat
And thus
After an unknown period of time
The first Wombat was born
No further information
Is currently available
All...
Half Womble, half bat
Underground
Overground
And also the belfry
Womble, large hairy things
Yeti like
Bats, Small skinny things
Mouse like, with wings
How they came to mate
Is currently unknown
But it has been suggested
That a lone wolf Womble
Wandered into a local church
Drank a few bottles of communion wine
Then took a fancy
To a bat
And thus
After an unknown period of time
The first Wombat was born
No further information
Is currently available
All...
#funny
#parody
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
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brokentitanium
k.
k.
Poem Published
19th Apr 2024 11:31pm
19th Apr 2024 11:31pm
Ballad of the Fire Swamp
O give me a home where nobody will roam
Where the Count and his soldiers won’t stray
Where a sudden Flame Spurt leaves them crispy and hurt
And the skies smell of campfire all day
Home, home in the swamp
Where the Lightning Sands grip at their knees
Where the R.O.U.S. is our welcome house guest
And the skies smell of campfire all day
O give me a house with a giant guard mouse
Where the Terrors keep burglars at bay
Where seldom is heard an annoying loud bird
And the skies smell of campfire all day
Home, home in the...
Where the Count and his soldiers won’t stray
Where a sudden Flame Spurt leaves them crispy and hurt
And the skies smell of campfire all day
Home, home in the swamp
Where the Lightning Sands grip at their knees
Where the R.O.U.S. is our welcome house guest
And the skies smell of campfire all day
O give me a house with a giant guard mouse
Where the Terrors keep burglars at bay
Where seldom is heard an annoying loud bird
And the skies smell of campfire all day
Home, home in the...
#love
#lyrics
#NaPoWriMo2024 #parody
#NaPoWriMo2024 #parody
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missjem56
Poem Published
18th Apr 2024 3:12pm
18th Apr 2024 3:12pm
A Turn Of The Screw
There is no historical evidence
Of Archimedes
Second screw
But it has been suggested
Namely by me
That his second lover
Found Archimedes
To be quite smelly
And that her parting words
Were
You reeka!
by Jemia
Of Archimedes
Second screw
But it has been suggested
Namely by me
That his second lover
Found Archimedes
To be quite smelly
And that her parting words
Were
You reeka!
by Jemia
#funny
#historical
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
16th Apr 2024 4:15pm
16th Apr 2024 4:15pm
Obliqua Eureka!
I once heard
Don't think me absurd
That Archimedes
Was once propositioned
When he was offered
In any position
A screw
Apparently
It was not only his water levels
That rose on that day
With much of a todo!
by Jemia
Don't think me absurd
That Archimedes
Was once propositioned
When he was offered
In any position
A screw
Apparently
It was not only his water levels
That rose on that day
With much of a todo!
by Jemia
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#historical
#surreal
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