Funny Bunny

I had a pet bunny
I decided to call her Whirr
A funny looking rabbit
That didn't have any fur
She hopped around the living room
Buzzing into life
I fell in love with her straight away
So we married wife, to wife
But it soon became 'this, and that'
The relationship was over
When her batteries went flat
I mourned her loss for many a day
I was really in a pickle
Imissed her buzzy ways
They really made me tickle
So i found a sweet replacement
She's so full of life
She's also easily rechargeable
She's now my second wife....

by Jemia