Short Limerick Poems
#limerick
missjem56
Poem Published
31st Jan 2021 10:21pm
31st Jan 2021 10:21pm
A Lady Of Hastings (Limerick!)
There was a young lady of Hastings
Who tried some artistic pastings
It went all askew
When she got covered in glue
That stuck up lady of Hastings
by Jemia
Who tried some artistic pastings
It went all askew
When she got covered in glue
That stuck up lady of Hastings
by Jemia
#limerick
#funny
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E.A.Rothwell
E.A.Rothwell
Poem Published
11th Oct 2020 6:33pm
11th Oct 2020 6:33pm
Rude Limerick
We're stuck with a POTUS named Trump.
who decided he needed to dump
by the side of the road he
proceeds to unload the
monstrous full moons of his rump...
who decided he needed to dump
by the side of the road he
proceeds to unload the
monstrous full moons of his rump...
#politics
#limerick
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E.A.Rothwell
E.A.Rothwell
Poem Published
15th Sep 2020 1:15am
15th Sep 2020 1:15am
There once was a president
There once was a president
who covered his crown with a tent
made from his own hair
stuck down with great care
He forces the fleas to pay rent
who covered his crown with a tent
made from his own hair
stuck down with great care
He forces the fleas to pay rent
#lies
#limerick
#hypocrisy
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Self_helpDarling
Poem Published
17th May 2020 3:26am
17th May 2020 3:26am
Priorities
I lay splayed on this rubber bed
The wax it is melted then spread
And ripped from my skin
With a flick of the wrist
My pussy left soft and red
The wax it is melted then spread
And ripped from my skin
With a flick of the wrist
My pussy left soft and red
#women
#rhyming
#limerick
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E.A.Rothwell
E.A.Rothwell
Poem Published
6th Nov 2019 5:20pm
6th Nov 2019 5:20pm
The Lout... Limerick
There once was a young man, a lout
thought it manly to gross women out
He thought it was sexy
to waggle his dick, he
blew raspberries, tongue sticking out.
thought it manly to gross women out
He thought it was sexy
to waggle his dick, he
blew raspberries, tongue sticking out.
#limerick
#ignorance
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theoneyouseek
Poem Published
17th Sep 2019 4:57pm
17th Sep 2019 4:57pm
A redhead's limerick
#sex
#beauty
#limerick
#lover
#dirty
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SatInUGal
Kumar
Kumar
Poem Published
22nd Jul 2019 5:28pm
22nd Jul 2019 5:28pm
HOW TO ACHIEVE WORLD PEACE
Humans are a vile lot
That should go away and rot-
Leave this green planet
Unattached and it
Can regain the peace it's sought!
That should go away and rot-
Leave this green planet
Unattached and it
Can regain the peace it's sought!
#environment
#pollution
#limerick
#humankind
#despair
539 reads
2 Comments
snugglebuck
Poem Published
13th Jun 2019 5:16pm
13th Jun 2019 5:16pm
St. Paddy Laddy
A young lad from Napa Valley
Drank to much on St. Paddy's
Waking the next day
Much to his dismay
He'd married Sasquatch Sally
Drank to much on St. Paddy's
Waking the next day
Much to his dismay
He'd married Sasquatch Sally
#limerick
#funny
565 reads
berea440oh
Poem Published
10th Jun 2019 6:52pm
10th Jun 2019 6:52pm
Anything For Some Bread
There was this dog of mine known as Fred
who would do anything for some bread
which happens to include
something that is not rude
such as dropping down and playing dead.
who would do anything for some bread
which happens to include
something that is not rude
such as dropping down and playing dead.
#animals
#limerick
#LifeAsAWriter
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SatInUGal
Kumar
Kumar
Poem Published
10th Jun 2019 6:45pm
10th Jun 2019 6:45pm
ADDITION BY SUBTRACTION
A manx is a cat with no tail
Some see this as a feline fail
But human offspring
Can sometimes be mean-
Reach to grab, but to no avail!
Some see this as a feline fail
But human offspring
Can sometimes be mean-
Reach to grab, but to no avail!
#children
#cats
#limerick
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SatInUGal
Kumar
Kumar
Poem Published
7th Jun 2019 6:29am
7th Jun 2019 6:29am
6/6/19 LIMERICK
The muse is a scandalous wench
Who carries a gears-crushing wrench
Her poetry limns
Sacred words like hymns
Scribbled on a greasy workbench
Who carries a gears-crushing wrench
Her poetry limns
Sacred words like hymns
Scribbled on a greasy workbench
#limerick
#WritingPoetry
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TheChadDupree
Poem Published
11th Apr 2019 1:58am
11th Apr 2019 1:58am
Nancy's Tits
I knew a girl named Nancy
She so, so tickled my fancy
I stared at her Double D's
Her cleavage was such a tease
Until this: "Ya like what you see?"
She so, so tickled my fancy
I stared at her Double D's
Her cleavage was such a tease
Until this: "Ya like what you see?"
#lust
#erotic
#limerick #dirty
#limerick #dirty
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