Poems About Food Seeking Honest Critique
#food
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
8th Jun 2024 10:56am
8th Jun 2024 10:56am
Chew on this
A woman pours a large bucket of Marshmallow Fluff over herself and her infant child
She and the baby walk into alligator infested waters
The only evidence that was found was a shoe the woman wore that day
Alligators love Marshmallow's
She and the baby walk into alligator infested waters
The only evidence that was found was a shoe the woman wore that day
Alligators love Marshmallow's
#food
#mother
#nature #SelfHarm
#nature #SelfHarm
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
7th Jun 2024 10:41am
7th Jun 2024 10:41am
What's For Breakfast?
Morning…
What can we eat?
How about some pig’s feet?
There enjoyable with coffee
No thanks.
What can we eat?
How about some pig’s feet?
There enjoyable with coffee
No thanks.
#cinquain
#food
#funny
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
6th Jun 2024 11:04pm
6th Jun 2024 11:04pm
Organic Ingredients
A woman walks into a McDonald's
Couldn’t be no more then 25
Acting unbalanced & psychotic
She ordered a large shake & a small fry
She began preaching out loud
Lecturing to all that would listen
The Whopper outranks the Big Mac
Can everyone understand my vision?
Workers are yelling at her
Trying to calm her down
While preaching, she had a gun
She insisted for everyone to get to the ground
While her back was facing the counter
The manager who was no more then 36
Thought if he sneaked up behind her ...
Couldn’t be no more then 25
Acting unbalanced & psychotic
She ordered a large shake & a small fry
She began preaching out loud
Lecturing to all that would listen
The Whopper outranks the Big Mac
Can everyone understand my vision?
Workers are yelling at her
Trying to calm her down
While preaching, she had a gun
She insisted for everyone to get to the ground
While her back was facing the counter
The manager who was no more then 36
Thought if he sneaked up behind her ...
#food
#horror
#MentalHealth
#rhyming
#violence
153 reads
10 Comments
Whackytraveler
Poem Published
5th Jun 2024 6:10am
5th Jun 2024 6:10am
The Wedding Guest Part Three
Dismissed we made our way
Where the chandeliers glowed
And I downed
One drink
Two drink
By the third I was all in
I danced as though I was alone in the room
For the first time in months I danced for fun
I didn’t feel worried or stressed
That I was over dressed
Or that someone watched with distaste
I no longer waste my time worrying
‘Twas a nice wedding
I took advantage of the food they offered
Slices of cake that made me grin
Music that slowed and picked up again
I didn’t feel shunned
For it was all...
Where the chandeliers glowed
And I downed
One drink
Two drink
By the third I was all in
I danced as though I was alone in the room
For the first time in months I danced for fun
I didn’t feel worried or stressed
That I was over dressed
Or that someone watched with distaste
I no longer waste my time worrying
‘Twas a nice wedding
I took advantage of the food they offered
Slices of cake that made me grin
Music that slowed and picked up again
I didn’t feel shunned
For it was all...
#alcohol
#courage
#food
#happiness
#love
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2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
4th Jun 2024 11:21pm
4th Jun 2024 11:21pm
A Hungry Moron
A man ate his own head
Broke it open with a hammer
Ate the white and grey
Cut his nose, ears and lips off
Ate them too
Punched his teeth down his throat
Swallowed his eyes
Ran out of things to eat
Didn't have the brains to care
Broke it open with a hammer
Ate the white and grey
Cut his nose, ears and lips off
Ate them too
Punched his teeth down his throat
Swallowed his eyes
Ran out of things to eat
Didn't have the brains to care
#food
#horror
#ignorance
#SelfHarm
#SelfReflection
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dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
29th May 2024 00:02am
29th May 2024 00:02am
nan would have called him a spiv
know what I’ve got in this bag ?
three cooked chickens, fresh from
Lidl’s, yours for a fiver.
don’t want three cooked chickens.
tell me how many you want
and I’ll see what I can do ..
three cooked chickens, fresh from
Lidl’s, yours for a fiver.
don’t want three cooked chickens.
tell me how many you want
and I’ll see what I can do ..
#food
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Sonneteer
Poem Published
28th May 2024 8:05pm
28th May 2024 8:05pm
A Change is as Good as a Rest
I used to stand on issues of the day
to walk, to bus, reducing CO2,
a pescatarian, I was one too,
but now I’ve realised how slight my sway.
When other’s throw environment away
I can’t correct that which the masses skew,
and if they see no wrong in what they do,
I do not lead, when I am waif and stray.
It’s clear you do not wish to be like me,
let me like you, enjoy a BLT,
at least whilst I recover BMI,
then may return to eating pie in sky.
Moral, I never was no Jesus Christ,
it was complex, the way the threads were...
to walk, to bus, reducing CO2,
a pescatarian, I was one too,
but now I’ve realised how slight my sway.
When other’s throw environment away
I can’t correct that which the masses skew,
and if they see no wrong in what they do,
I do not lead, when I am waif and stray.
It’s clear you do not wish to be like me,
let me like you, enjoy a BLT,
at least whilst I recover BMI,
then may return to eating pie in sky.
Moral, I never was no Jesus Christ,
it was complex, the way the threads were...
#environment
#food
#pollution
#rhyming
#sonnet
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1 Comment
Green_Arrow
Poem Published
22nd May 2024 1:10pm
22nd May 2024 1:10pm
We Looked At The Sushi Girl
We looked at the sushi
girl and thanked God
for not placing onion
layers anywhere on her.
girl and thanked God
for not placing onion
layers anywhere on her.
#dialogue
#fiction
#food
#FreeVerse
#sensual
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
20th May 2024 10:06pm
20th May 2024 10:06pm
Run of the mill BBQ
Hey my friend
What's up?
Thanks for having me & my wife over for a Memorial Day BBQ
By the way, where is your wife?
"Oh she's in the closet, gagged, raped & beaten to death
Where's the dog?
"Cooking right now in the oven"
Where's the kids?
"Timmy's in the ice box, he's for dessert"
"Willy's partially in the BBQ cooking right now"
"Oh and Billy, he's buried behind the shed"
Hope you have an appetite!!
What's up?
Thanks for having me & my wife over for a Memorial Day BBQ
By the way, where is your wife?
"Oh she's in the closet, gagged, raped & beaten to death
Where's the dog?
"Cooking right now in the oven"
Where's the kids?
"Timmy's in the ice box, he's for dessert"
"Willy's partially in the BBQ cooking right now"
"Oh and Billy, he's buried behind the shed"
Hope you have an appetite!!
#family
#food
#holiday
#horror
#murder
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2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
20th May 2024 10:56am
20th May 2024 10:56am
Stop Squirming
Something I enjoy when the ground is lush & healthy is looking for worms
Large, healthy earthworms
My soil is fertile this time of year
The dozen or so worms I find, I place in a clean bucket
I do wash them down with cold water
I always make sure that I eat a light breakfast
By 12 noon, my appetite comes around again
You may think to yourself, where is this story going
Well I'm going to tell you
I enjoy consuming worms
I'm a worm eater
Before you become alarmed or grossed out
Don't get your panties all tied up in a bunch ...
Large, healthy earthworms
My soil is fertile this time of year
The dozen or so worms I find, I place in a clean bucket
I do wash them down with cold water
I always make sure that I eat a light breakfast
By 12 noon, my appetite comes around again
You may think to yourself, where is this story going
Well I'm going to tell you
I enjoy consuming worms
I'm a worm eater
Before you become alarmed or grossed out
Don't get your panties all tied up in a bunch ...
#food
#nature
#nonfiction #ShortStory
#nonfiction #ShortStory
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Fallen_Angel_194
Angel.
Angel.
Poem Published
19th May 2024 3:54am
19th May 2024 3:54am
Food
I hate you
I’ve said it so many times, I think some days I might lose count.
I hate the way you make me feel, and I hate how empty I become when I eat.
I hate all the trouble you’ve caused me, and I hate when you used to slither your way up my throat in the midst of the night, hidden behind running steam showers and war cry Metallica playlists.
I hate that I have to consume you in the first place, and I hate you even more when I realize that my dinner is above a thousand calories.
I hate what you’ve turned me into, because I was never this bad in the first...
I’ve said it so many times, I think some days I might lose count.
I hate the way you make me feel, and I hate how empty I become when I eat.
I hate all the trouble you’ve caused me, and I hate when you used to slither your way up my throat in the midst of the night, hidden behind running steam showers and war cry Metallica playlists.
I hate that I have to consume you in the first place, and I hate you even more when I realize that my dinner is above a thousand calories.
I hate what you’ve turned me into, because I was never this bad in the first...
#EatingDisorder
#food
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2 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
17th May 2024 00:11am
17th May 2024 00:11am
democracy at work ..
went to the polling station;
they asked for official photographic proof of identity.
I said whose ?
they said yours, if you want to vote.
I said don’t be so silly,
either you want this pizza or you
don’t ..
they asked for official photographic proof of identity.
I said whose ?
they said yours, if you want to vote.
I said don’t be so silly,
either you want this pizza or you
don’t ..
#corruption
#food
#politics
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